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She has Manners

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Polite Actress (PA) accepted the project because the story and her role were too good to be turned down. Besides, PA has not been seen on TV in a role that can show her acting skills and her career really needs to get moving. She has been always known as the little sister and lately, as the martyr girlfriend. Her boyfriend then was excited and supportive despite the demand of the role for PA to have several sweet and kissing scenes with her leading man (LM).

An agreeable former boyfriend, a good role, the best director, and high production value, so what could go wrong? LM just happened to be one of those actors rumored to have dragonbreath. Stories about LM and his breath are polarized. Others will attest to it, while others will deny it. (Yet, in an interview shown on TV sometime ago, LM kept on chewing gum. This behavior fuelled the rumor further.)

Given this awkward situation, PA had to think of something without offending LM. Hence, before they shoot a love scene, PA would be all smiles and say to LM, “Hey, I’m ready for the scene. I brushed my teeth and used mouthwash, too. Have you?” Then, PA would giggle a bit and try to be cute so she will not offend LM.

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Meaningful Hug?

After their failed relationships, have they found comfort in each other? Her life off-cam is as challenging as the roles she portrayed in her shows. Meanwhile, he is said to be a muscled actor portrayed as a loyal boyfriend. However, his actions, stories, and photos that contradict this image have been surfacing left and right.

Is this just a friendly hug or is this the start of something? Please abide by the RULES in writing comments if you want me to post them. Initials and comments that are too explicit will not be accepted.

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Is She Really Seeking Counseling?

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Over the past months, the friends of this sensitive actress (SA) stretched their patience and love to understand what she was going through. SA would call and text people in the wee hours of the night to talk to them and emotionally say, “I love you.” She would be very warm and affectionate. However, when they would call or text her in the morning, SA would be cranky or not even reply to them. When friends advised her not to mind her critics, she ignored them and went on to answer every negative thing hurled at her.

One time, at way past midnight, SA contacted one of her closest friends (CF) from way back. SA said she misses CF and would love to catch up. SA invited CF to meet up somewhere in the city at that moment. When they met, CF was surprised at the change of the attitude of SA. She was irritable and immediately wanted to go home. CF was understanding and just let go of the incident although he was quite clueless to the sudden change in the mood of SA.

Incidentally, the talk among her relatives is that SA is undergoing psychological treatment to help her go through with whatever she is feeling at this point. However, they were quick to note that it seems that her doctor is ineffective. They have not warmed up to her since they allowed politics to affect their family ties. For now, SA is busy with her challenging show up ahead. Her fans hope she will regain her status and confidence now that she has something more worthwhile to do. Hopefully, the public will be kinder to her this time.

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Are His Intentions Truly Genuine?

The career moves of this gorgeous young actor (GY) have made him one of his network’s prized talents. However, GY was always linked with more popular female talents. When GY was starting out, he was immediately paired off with a co-discovery (CD). They never admitted they were a couple for years until they broke up and CD had a meltdown. GY realized that he was not sure if their fans will continue to support him.

GY was also seen dating a young beautiful actress (BY), whose image has revolved around her questionable preference. This relationship did not last long as the fans of his former love team were making a big deal about his moving on, while CD was still not her usual self. Since GY loved his career more, he stopped seeing BY. GY was said to have sent food to a pretty host (PH) of another network. GY denied that he visited PH in her studio and sent food. PH was frustrated with the denial. Soon, she realized GY was not about to sacrifice his career.

Then, GY focused his attention on a sensational singer (SS) with a massive and vigilant fan base. The network played up their team-up and saw the potential in their chemistry. They even have pet names for each other, which added some cuteness points for their love team.

However, is GY really that serious with SS? GY was recently spotted clubbing with a female companion at a city down south. He was there for an out of town show. If he were seriously courting SS, shouldn’t he behave in a way that will not question his sincerity? Others believe that SS and GY are already together, then, the more that GY should be careful with how he moves and whom he hangs around with in public. Will GY treat SS the way that he treated CD, BY, and PH for the sake of his ambition?

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A Real Counterfeit

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From day one of elder sis' (ES) explosive revelations about how little bratty sis (BS) publicly humiliated her, people's outrage and condemnation towards BS seem unstoppable. The public was on fire - social networking sites, online publications, showbiz blogsites, name it, BS was condemned in it. People shared stories and their own personal encounters with BS, stories that were everything but desirable.

Someone in her circle shared how BS' personal assistant (PA) was so badly treated that BS would starve her, enslave her, and even accused her of stealing her ring that was a gift from her boyfriend. But when the ring was finally found just lying elsewhere, BS just shrugged it off - no apologies to PA, no remorse at all.

When BS got sick, that PA was the one who took care of her, since nobody else would want to. But when BS recovered, she eventually fired her. Poor PA went to ES for comfort, and ES took custody of her without question.

BS' treatment of her fans is no different either. At her best, BS would bring out a forced smile when fans would request her to pose for pictures. But when that was finished, she would revert back to her "annoyed & unapproachable" look, so that fans would "read" the message and behave. Same goes when she's on tv - as she seems to have perfected the art of bluffing. BS wanted to use this art to her advantage when she won an award recently. Probably thinking that it will help soften the public ire on her, she dedicated the award to ES. But everyone knows she just achieved the opposite as people's reactions turned more violent.

All told, the sisters' opposite personalities have become very telling by the day, as each and every detail of their lives is uncovered. If there's one thing to comfort the aggrieved ES, it is the public's outpouring sympathy she has unwittingly generated. As for BS - if angry words can kill, she would have been lying down there from day one.

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

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A Kinky Pleasure

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At a presscon starring the controversial hunk actor HA and a funny sexy actress SA, one of discussion highlights was a scene in their movie where SA was kissing HA's armpit. SA made big and funny revelations about that scene in the presscon: that HA's armpits smell so good even without deodorant, and it's just so deep she wanted to dig herself and live in there. Her revelations were a big hit.

HA was thus asked if he had already experienced being passionately kissed on the armpit in real life. He replied that he had experienced it only in this movie with his leading lady. But HA admitted though that he once had a girlfriend who had a fetish for armpit kissing.

Makes one think maliciously: Was kissing HA's armpit one of the many ex-girlfriend's "needs" that HA wasn't able to deliver? Your malicious guess is as malicious as mine.

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She Walks Her Talk

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Is it true that this star's (ST) recent pronouncement that angered many has its share of history from her very traumatic past? Some sources say that her failed marriage was not at all made in heaven as she projected it before the split. It was learned that her former husband (FH) didn't treat her right in the years that they were together. But ST put on a happy facade everytime she got interviewed and chose to stay with him for reasons only known to her.

To a regular observer, one can assume that ST kept the marriage probably because of her ego - with her having given up a rosy career for FH. Thus, she chose to suffer in silence. But ST could only take so much.

FH owned several businesses where they lived. One of his businesses was located in an area where shemales were predominant. Shemales are gorgeous trans women with male genitalia and augmented female breasts - so pretty that FH was not able to resist. As it is said, the call of the flesh knows no bounds. Can you guess what happened after?

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Just Like a Cliché

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The actor (CA) is gifted with a certain charisma that endears him to the viewers, the press, and his fellow actors. Whenever an issue is hurled against him, CA always keeps his cool and shuns questions regarding his personal life. Meanwhile, female actress (FA) loves him despite all the issues she endured. These issues range from mismatches in terms of their popularity and career, an unscheduled trip to a hospital, maintaining communication with a controversial ex-girlfriend (GF), and personal issues of CA. A notorious personal issue that hounds FA is his alleged drinking problem, which contradicts his wholesome and clean image. CA and FA stood by each other amidst all these intrigues.

Sometime ago, GF and FA had an entanglement over text messages, which led to CA and FA having a falling out. GF showed proof of her innocence but FA came to her own defense and denied she started it all. FA left the country after. Despite the challenge for him to speak up on the issue, CA kept quiet. After a few weeks, FA and CA reconciled and said they were working on their relationship. Everyone was happy until a few days ago.

However, when CA returned from a shooting abroad recently, FA felt something was different. It came to a point that promises made before were now broken. For example, sometime ago, CA said he would be going on vacation with FA to visit some of her family members abroad. Now, CA is not going with her anymore. The name of another young actress (YA) keeps coming out as the reason for the break up. YA is said to be the latest partner of CA.

Did something happen between CA and YA during the shooting that changed things when they returned to the country? Did CA break the heart of FA again? Just like his usual ways, CA might keep his silence on this break up issue and leave FA without her knowing what hit her.

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Like or Dislike: Skylar Laine Eliminated on American Idol

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Skylar Laine was eliminated on American Idol last night. Hollie Cavanagh and Jessica Sanchez were also part of the Bottom 3.  Please continue to support Jessica Sanchez so that she makes it to the finals.   

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A Private Rendezvous with a Secret Date

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When hunk actor (H) left the country, his excuse was he wanted to recharge and have a breather from the controversy that has been hounding his career. At the same time, sexy actress (A) was on vacation overseas, exactly as what she said in her interviews. By some strange coincidence, H and A found themselves in the same country at the same time. Naturally, H and A hooked up secretly, of course.

H has a relationship that is said to be on the rocks. However, his girlfriend is busy with a movie so she could not be with him. A has been seen dating a sports person and she does not deny this constant date. Other than having desirable bodies, H and A both worked in the same network sometime ago, where they were said to have had a brief relationship. A was the first to leave the network, while H left later. Both are working in different stations now.

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Letter from a Reader: Child Star Behaving Badly

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Got this email from a very concerned and disturbed parent. Please read on:

Hi FP,

I am writing you to share an observation. Last Friday, I received an email asking my daughter to drop by at an audition for a children's show in a major network. After I have confirmed that the invitation was valid, we decided to go and attended the said screen test. Audition went well and my daughter was asked to comeback next Saturday. She made friends with some of the children but one child star tried to pick a fight with my four-year old, shouting, "SHUT UP! Ang ingay ingay mo!!" (complete with a bitch tone and the 'pamewang' to boot) and even posed shadow boxing aimed at my girl. My daughter knew the girl from TV and even called her name. I did some research and found out that it was indeed her.

I was aghast to see how this child star reacted towards my daughter as she looked really nice on TV and seemed so polite and humble in her interviews. She even celebrated her birthday with the less fortunate "pero ubod pala ng arte at yabang ang bata na ito. Hindi pa masyadong sikat pero napakayabang na." The child's mother just stood there doing nothing and was even laughing when her daughter was doing a shadow boxing at my girl. One observer said that the child star felt a little insecure because my girl speaks English and registers really well on the TV.

My daughter asked her, "Why are you being cross with me?" The child star replied, " Anong cross cross, ha?! ha?! "

As much as I would like to bring my daughter back to the show, I prefer not to anymore. She is too young and I don't want her to be subjected to this child star's wicked antics and bullying.

I hope you can post this email so that parents of children who wish to audition will know what to expect: that there's such a thing as that major network's child stars behaving badly. :(

From A Concerned Mom

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Lousy Act

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Did this dramatic actress (DA) and her camp pull a fast one on the networks and the public? Without any prior feelers, a story was fed to the media that DA had a meeting with the big bosses of her former network. In fact, the story was quite specific about the floor of the meeting. Upon hearing and reading this news, some already speculated that she was coming back, while others were quite surprised at the said story.

A day later, the network issued a press statement that denied such a meeting took place. Then, DA denied that she was ever at the premises of the network, much more to have been in a meeting there. The puzzle of why this piece of news about DA surfaced was solved a couple of days ago. DA just renewed her contract both with the tv station and the movie outfit of her current network. In short, the rumor was merely a way to draw some clout so her current network will increase its offer.

Why did the camp of DA bother to resort to such a cheap gimmick? Did DA feel that she needed to get a message across to her current station, which apparently was not letting her go? At any rate, they were lucky that this lousy act did not generate negative publicity for DA.

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Letter to Miriam Quiambao

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Dear Miriam,

Congratulations on standing up for the truth given by God in the Bible! Literally interpreting the Bible is what we should really do. The word of God is the word of God. Those who believe in God shouldn't doubt the Bible: each word in the Bible, each punctuation mark, each syllable was written by the owner and creator of the universe, period. I love your zealous and unwavering faith that everything that the Bible says is true and that we should follow it.

I know that we should take the Bible as it is. There's no doubt that God forbids cross-dressing; Deuteronomy 22:5 says that. Leviticus 18:22 implies that homosexuality is an abomination to God's eyes as well. But I'm having some problems with other verses in the Bible. Please help me with what to do about them because, just like you, I want to live my life in accordance with the word of God.

1. According to Genesis, God only created men and women. Nothing else, no one in between. Just either men or women. Now, Genesis 1:5 says that God created only evening and morning. There was no mention about afternoon, dusk, dawn, midnight, the blue hour, etc. As a literal follower of the Bible, how should I regard these "other" parts of the day? To borrow your own words, are they the "lies of the devil?" Why do we have these abominations? Is God testing my faith?

2. I'm so confused about what to wear now, Miriam. I feel that I'm such an abomination in the eyes of God. You know why? Detueronomy 22:11. God clearly and literally forbids wearing clothing made of fabric that are combined together, such as wool and linen woven together. I have lots of clothes made of combined fabric. What should I do with them? Should I change my wardrobe and burn all these clothes, just like how God burned Sodom and Gomorrah? Miriam, please promise us, in the name of the Truth contained in the Bible, that you will never ever wear such clothes! Moreover, Deuteronomy 22:12 says that we should place tassels on the four corners of the cloaks we wear. Why didn't your evening gown during the Ms. Universe pageant in 1999 have any tassels? Was this a flaw in the design? Or was the gown designed by the devil? Oh my God, Miriam, please burn that gown now, as that is not something God wants you to wear! Save your soul, sister!

3. I'm so disturbed by how marriage laws in our country work, Miriam. Clearly, this country will rot in hell. Why? It is not following Deuteronomy 22:13-20. We should include virginity tests for women before they get married. And if it's proven that these women are not virgins, we should stone them to death just like how Deuteronomy 22:21 recommends! Miriam, please tell me you were a virgin when you married your husband!

4. I want to share the truth of the Bible to my neighbor, Miriam. Here's the case: The woman's husband died recently; and they have no children. Deuteronomy 25:5 clearly says that in situations like this, the woman is only allowed to marry her brother-in-law. They are not following this. Should I go to them and share to them this Universal Truth so that they can follow what the Lord wants?

5. Miriam, I wonder how we can implement Deuteronomy 25:13. It says that we shouldn't have two different weights in our bags. Can you share to me the weights of the contents of your bag?

6. Leviticus 1:14-17 says that the smell of burning dove and pigeon is an aroma pleasing to the Lord. I tried to burn doves and pigeons yesterday as part of my daily routine in pleasing God but my neighbor stopped me. He said this is cruelty to animals. Can you help me pray over my neighbor's soul so he can finally see the Truth?

7. I'm very troubled by the presence of Lydia's Lechon in our neighborhood. Leviticus 3:17 clearly says that we must not eat any fat. Can you support my petition against Lydia's Lechon?

8. Why do people go to dermatologists, Miriam? Isn't this a clear violation of the word of God? Leviticus 13:2 is clear: When it comes to skin disease we must go to a priest, not a dermatologist.

9. One of my neighbors is poor. I advised the father of the household to sell one of his daughters as a slave so they can have money. He told me that I was insane. I told them God clearly allows this in Exodus 21:7. How much do you think he should sell his daughter for?

10. Miriam, why do people work on the Sabbath day? Exodus 35:2 clearly forbids this. Should we start putting them to death as the Bible recommends?

11. A lot of Filipinas work as domestic helpers in other countries. Most of them are beaten by their employers. Should we condemn their employers or should we just allow them to be beaten up as long as they can get up after a day or two, as what Exodus 21:20-21 wants us to do? It does say, “If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property."

A friend of mine told me that these words should not be taken out of context. I told him, No! These words are the words of God and they apply in every context, at all times, everywhere and every time, as God's words are eternal. Deuteronomy 26:16 is clear about this: "The Lord your God commands you this day to follow these decrees and laws; carefully observe them with all your heart and with all your soul." When I told him about that, he told me that God is shit. Oh dear, that comment ended our friendship. And I'm now actually planning the time and place where our entire barangay can stone him to death as recommended by Leviticus 24:16. Would you like to join us in fulfilling what the Lord our God wants us to do? Where can I send the invitation?

I'm looking forward to hear from you.

Let's defend every word in the Bible!

Your number 1 fan,
Melody (An adaptation of the "Dear Dr. Laura Schlesinger" letter)

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Distracting the Misery

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Recently, model actor (MA) was spotted in a vacation island south of Manila. His good looks definitely attracted the attention of the other vacationers. A semi-retired actress dancer (AD), who happened to be there as well, did not waste time in taking advantage of the newly single MA.

MA could still be nursing his broken feelings because he seemed very disappointed that his relationship with privileged actress (PA) ended. Other than cultural and financial differences, a family member of PA does not like MA. PA was probably keeping true to her promise that she will now follow the advice of her parents in her relationships.

For almost five days, AD kept flirting with MA. She kept following him and making sure she was around where he was. MA seemed flattered by the attention given by AD and the other girls who would say “Hi!” to him. In short, MA enjoyed his celebrity status while on the island. As to whether AD succeeded in getting more than MA’s attention, your guess is as good as mine.

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The Pushy Girlfriend vs the Daring Wife

Fashion PULIS' 1st Article in Manila Bulletin, April 29, 2011

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At the height of her popularity, fashion model/host (FM) dated quite a few good-looking men. One of them was the son (S) of an actor politician from the south. The catch, S was married with kids. These facts were hidden from the public when he first entered showbiz. Just like his father, S was an incurable womanizer. He even got linked to a multi-awarded actress.

One time, the wife (W) of S got worried because he was not answering her calls nor was he replying to text messages. Still, W burned the lines calling. Finally, a woman answered the phone and in an irritated manner said, “Will you stop calling! We’re having s-x!” Shocked, the very angry W drove to S’s condo. There she saw FM, grabbed her hair and dragged her out of the room towards the fire exit. The scandal was quite big and even reached the barangay. FM filed charges for physical injuries. But W was not to be outdone as she did a "tell all" to the police. Hence the charges filed by FM did not prosper. Still, that was not the end of it all. W called S’s father and reported everything. Poor S, he got a beating that he deserved.

Today, FM is still controversial in her love interests but she is not as visible on TV. S has focused his sights on a political career and has left showbiz for the meantime. As for his marriage, it’s over.

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