Sunday, September 27, 2020

Beautification Fail

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The challenge these days for celebrities who capitalize on looks and physique is to keep fit and to make sure that they can appear confidently in front of the cameras at any given time. Even if gyms and fitness centers are closed, many celebrities have uploaded videos showing their workout. The other challenge is to monitor the calorie intake given that the pandemic has increased culinary activities.

On top of the above restrictions, Female Talent (FT) has placed pressure on herself to improve her physical attributes to keep her Partner Actor (PA) interested. The goal of FT is to reach a slim figure that seems to have eluded her. She thinks that the slim figure is the fantasy of PA and she has to achieve it. FT resorted to extreme measures, especially in her diet. FT was suffering. Never mind if her tummy aches, as long as she has the looks.

What FT did not anticipate is the effect on her digestive system, which is a common experience for some people who go on drastic diets. The smell of rot filled the air whenever she spoke. No amount of mouthwash could cover up the odor from her mouth, as the source was from within. Predictably, PA did not like what was happening to FT. Together in their room, they did not wear any facemask and PA could smell FT when they cuddle.

In humorous fashion, PA joked about FT’s breath. FT retorted with a shocking reply, which was PA’s going down on her and that area might even smell worse than her mouth. FT was on a roll. She then commented on rumors of PA’s alleged past activities. PA laughed and did not bother to answer back FT to prevent her from talking.

As PA did not want their bedroom trysts to suffer, he requested FT to wear a facemask so she will not engage him in kissing and he will not smell her breath.

‘There are always two risks. There's the risk of not trying something new, and there's the risk of not trying it... Either way, there's risk. And sometimes stepping out and trying something new is actually the less risky thing to do.’ ― Rob Bell

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34 comments:

  1. maraming healthier ways para maging slim. it will take time nga lang, atleast hindi pigil hininga ang kausap mo.

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  2. Grabe, hindi ko kaya yon ganyan diet, starving yourself na ata yan, baka madala pa ako lalo sa hospital.

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  3. I think this is K and X. Todo diet siya nowadays.

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    1. K has always been slim. Sakto lang ang katawan nya these days at mahilig yun mag workout.

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  4. Pag walang laman ang tummy nagiging bad breath. Mas lalala yan pag nagka ulcer siya.

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  5. Si B at si R ng Ka-H!

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    1. Never naman tumaba si B

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    2. Never tumaba pero grabe pumayat ngayon baks haha

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  6. Ayan yaw ka nang i-kiss dahil sa baho ng hininga mo. Aanhin ang ganda kung may bad breath. Kadiri!!! HAHAHAHA

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    1. This. But I think it’s more pf B and R this time. Kasi I for one smelled her... 😆 Shhh

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    2. @11:53 seryoso ka baks? Hahaha. When? How? Spill!

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  8. I think this is B of ka H. And her bf...

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  9. This can’t be L&R (Ka-F) right? Coz she’s always been slim. May L&R ba sa Ka-H?

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  10. I am 100% sure Keto diet ginagawa ni FT. Ito din napansin ko nung nag try ako mag keto. Once kasi nag reach na sa acidosis ung blood level mo... nag pproduce ito ng ketones at ung ketones lumalabas sa bibig... minsan may after taste pa ung panlasa mo like kalawang. Dapat more on veggie siya hindi lang high protein meat... cus that is a dead meat so rotten talaga amoy nun.

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  11. does one of them have a beauty title?

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