Di talaga totoo ang malaki paa or porket matangkad. May ex ako 5’11 grabe pramis pinky finger sya. Di ko alam kung tatawa ako o iiyak sa sinapit ko nung gabi na yun. Nag ahit pa naman ako hahahah
It’s not based on height. An ex was 5’10” with a barely-there thingy. Husband is 5’3” and apparently all the girth and length went “down there”. LOL. The ex used to brag about size, yeah. Good grief. SOOO glad I married right!
Weh! Di nga?! Pakita nga Kung totoo.
ReplyDeletePosible naman abo ba height nya dba matabgkad naman sya... May kilala nga ako 5'5 lang 7 inches eh
DeleteBaka naman me alaga siyang Arowana o Iguana o yung kargada niya ang tinutukoy?
DeletePET-Malu! Iguest na sa Rush for Win Slippery Stairs!
DeleteMETRIC SYSTEM OF MEASUREMENT GINAMIT DIYAN. #centimeters π
Deletehis underwear shoots show otherwise. huwag kami david. proof muna!
DeleteSize ng sapatos yan
DeleteTo see is to believe boy
ReplyDeleteWEH
ReplyDeleteBaka naman may alagang ahas siya. Wag tayo dirty, wag ganon at uso naman ang magalaga ng ahas ngayon ahhahha
ReplyDeleteEwww pinaglandakan para mapag usapan
ReplyDelete#fakenews
ReplyDelete8cm
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha juskoday
DeleteNa choke ako baks! πππ
DeleteKailangan ng magnifying glass Baka!!! π€£ π
Deletehahaha u made my day π
Delete12:32 Nakakainit ng ulo yan! lol
Deletehahaha u made my day baks :)
Delete1:17 ay yung nga ganyang size di ka machochoke cyst hahahaha
DeleteGrabe mga comments para ako baliw kakatawa!
DeleteWehhh?? Men who are an actual 8 are confident enough not to go around telling people they’re 8.
ReplyDeleteDi rin.
DeleteUhm...not all men are modest. Especially when their manhood is the subject.
DeleteReal 12:32 pag maingay ang lata usually walang laman.
DeleteItanung naten ke meme π
ReplyDeleteLol shower not a grower
ReplyDeleteI'm David ex gf. She is really 8 inches
ReplyDeleteWala na. Di na reliable claim mo teh lol
Delete12:34 when staking a claim Be like Arianne Bautista yung detalyado! Like when did it happen? Where did it happen? Me gf ba ngayon ito?
DeleteShe? ayan di ka na kapanipaniwala agad lol magdate ba siya na mali gamit ng pronoun bwahahahaa
DeleteDi kapani-paniwala sa SHE. Hahahaha
DeletePet mo, show mo!!!!
ReplyDeleteMeh, that means he is only four in reality. Don’t fool us.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha.....maniwala ka diyan. That’s a super exaggeration.
ReplyDelete8.... 8 cm π
ReplyDeleteThe truth... usually the people who are braging that they are huge are actually tiny in reality....
ReplyDeleteAlbie Casino called himself a stallion right?
DeleteAng liit mong yan 8?
ReplyDeleteBaka sapatos nga
DeletePhotos show otherwise.
ReplyDeleteWala naman Felix d Cat ah
ReplyDeleteTroot. Flat ang bulge gaya ng mga bida sa koreanovela kaya lagi kamay asa bulsa hahahaha
DeleteDi talaga totoo ang malaki paa or porket matangkad. May ex ako 5’11 grabe pramis pinky finger sya. Di ko alam kung tatawa ako o iiyak sa sinapit ko nung gabi na yun. Nag ahit pa naman ako hahahah
Delete1:26, nakipagbreak ka dahil dun? Haha! You know what you want ha!
DeleteMay ganyan din akong kakilala ibang lahi pa gwapo, matangkad yun nga di ganun kalakihan mali talaga yung perception pag matangkad malaki.
Delete1:26 uy size queen
DeleteHindi talaga totoo na pag matangkad eh malaki/mahaba. Husband ko is 5’9 pero ang paa malaki pa ang paa kong size 8 pero teh panalo naman down there.
Delete1:26
Grabe kakaiyak naman yung naging experience mo. π
#bigsharot
ReplyDelete8mm
ReplyDeletePilipino tapos 8? Haler??? Bigyan ng tamang ruler
ReplyDelete8 nanometer ibig niya sabihin, wag kayo magalet, that’s the trueth
ReplyDeletekerekek
DeleteUsually daw ang mga lalaking nagsasabi na well endowed sila e kabaliktaran. So? Yeah....
ReplyDeleteThat is true haha. When you have to say you're a ganto, a ganyan, usually you're compensating for something. Let the evidence reveal itself.
DeleteWeh asa haha
ReplyDeleteMalay niyo naman alaga as in Pet yung sagot niya. Like Hamster. Etc. Vague din naman yung tanong.
ReplyDeletePic or not true
ReplyDeletebaka naman 8 micro mm! lols!
ReplyDelete8 micro na, millimeters pa. Aral din wag puro chismis
DeleteOn the contrary 7:34am, tama si 1:12am. One millionth of a mm is termed as micromillimeter or millimicron.
DeleteSana mawala cellphone nya!
ReplyDeletePara makita natin 8 cm lang talaga? Hehehe
DeleteBaka naman talaga 8 inches kaso sing nipis ng lapis kaya walang bulge. Hahahahha
ReplyDeleteWag palakihin ang maliliit na bagay! Charot
ReplyDelete8 meters daw mga bakz
ReplyDeleteTalaga lang ha? San banda niya sinukat? Sa punja? Lolz
ReplyDeleteCnabi na nga kahit secret yun, bahala na kau if ayaw nyo maniwala.. Tawanan nya lang kaung lahat, wahaha..
ReplyDeletehaha ang daming di naniwala
ReplyDeleteI wonder, paano nila sinusukat ang mga bagay-bagay? Talaga bang kumukuha sila ng ruler tapos uhm, susukatin talaga? Hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteBased sa mga pics nya, parang juts nga sya e.
ReplyDeleteIt’s not based on height. An ex was 5’10” with a barely-there thingy. Husband is 5’3” and apparently all the girth and length went “down there”. LOL. The ex used to brag about size, yeah. Good grief. SOOO glad I married right!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha.. so, you don’t believe in the saying that it’s the performance that counts? Good thing haven’t had the chance to try a pinky sized one. π
DeleteKaloka. Sinukat nya talaga ng ruler?
ReplyDeleteBaka 8 divided by 2
ReplyDeleteMatangkad at Chinese si David kaya parang given na yan. Biggie ang full or may Chinese blood. Yun na!
ReplyDeleteBaka 5 lang
ReplyDeleteTo see is to believe David ;)
ReplyDeleteSus! Mukang hindi naman. Wala ngang bakat. May delusion of grandeur si kuya.
ReplyDeleteKadalasan pag ang lalaki sinabing 8, gusto lang nyang palabasin na daks siya.
ReplyDeleteAkala ko pa naman classy itong lalaking ito. Medyo turn off.
ReplyDeletekorek! nakakahiya
DeleteMay lahi ba siya? Kung meron may chance na 8 talaga siya pero kung wala 8cm langπ€£π€£
ReplyDeleteKung may lahing puti.
Deleteparang wala naman.
ReplyDeleteDont believe it. Madali magsabi ng ganyan knowing you cant be forced to prove it.
ReplyDeletemay lahi ba si kuya? normally sa pinoy pinoy malaki na 4inches hahhaa..kubg foreinger pa sya pwede pa. anyway, sino ba sya hahaha
ReplyDeleteSige nga. Sali ka sa "What's Under His Pants" challenge ng FP nang makilatis namin. π
ReplyDeleteShwerep
ReplyDeleteSerious question for the guys here, how do you actually measure?!
ReplyDeleteI think most of the guys who got a biggie one dont really meaure.
DeleteSabi ng hubby ko using a ruler daw π
Delete8 hard ba? kasi wala man lang bakat...
ReplyDelete8mm cguro ππ
ReplyDeleteGusto nio lng mkita pakunwari pa kau...ndi nman kylangan ni David na i-please kau pra lng mniwala kau na 8 nga ung knya...
ReplyDeletewala akong paki kahit juts pa siya or what. size doesn't matter naman. performance does.
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