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Thursday, May 26, 2016

Will You Believe or Doubt These Allegations?


One of the most welcome treats after working really hard is a couple of hours of massage. These days, options abound as to where massages could be availed. Others prefer to go to a spa, which assures that facilities, and sometimes even buffet, would be available for related services. Besides, going to the spa would be of less hassle, as the client would only have to show up and not bother with cleaning up after.

The risky part of going to a spa is the potential lack of privacy. Therefore, unless a celebrity is willing to risk being spotted, he or she might opt for home services. With just a phone call, anyone could avail of massages for a certain fee and a certain experience if one could afford it. Nonetheless, sources of juicy stories would be therapists who might be unable to contain their encounters with famous celebrities.

For example, one therapist said that she knows for a fact that a Male Celebrity (MC) is well endowed. Although she did not elaborate on details, showbiz stories circulated that his family jewels are indeed one reason why his Present Girlfriend (PG) will not even think of breaking up with him. MC and PG are both alums of a reality show, but whose careers have not really shot up since they started. Unlike MC, however, PG is known for trying to reinvent her image and until recently, no more change in her image has been heard of.

Another story involved the preference of Pretty Actress (PA). When a customer called for massage services, the therapist thought the requirement was just the usual. Then the customer, which would later turn out to be PA, said that she would be willing to pay an extra amount, which is actually almost twice the cost of the usual service, for a yoni massage experience. The therapist was shocked, but the amount was just too much to resist.

For the uninitiated, a yoni massage refers to a therapeutic rite of inserting a finger into her private part. “Yoni” is the Sanskrit word for the ‘sacred cave’ or female genitalia. Hence, a yoni massage could be a pleasant experience of done by an expert. As any sacred ritual, sex is not part of the rite.

Two things came to mind when the request was given. The first notion is if PA was merely seeking a new form of relaxation and knew of the advantages of such special treatment. The second notion is if PA was just seeking pleasure because at that time, she was in between relationships. Incidentally, the second notion was often the idea that came to the mind of those who heard the story of the therapist. Coincidentally, PA has been known to swing both ways.

‘Happiness, true happiness, is an inner quality. It is a state of mind. If your mind is at peace, you are happy. If your mind is at peace, but you have nothing else, you can be happy. If you have everything the world can give - pleasure, possessions, power - but lack peace of mind, you can never be happy.’ – Dada Vaswani

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42 comments:

  1. Ok, maghihintay na lang muna ako ng mga comments habang nagwawalis dito. :)

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  2. MC - W
    PG - R

    Di ko kilala si PA. Help classmates!

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    1. haha! pareho tayo ng hula baks. nakasalubong ko dati si MC, gwapo naman pero kung di mo sya kilala di mo aakalaing artista pala itey. si ate PG naman... hmmm, nakailang change image na, waley pa din. e antagal na nitong artista, early 2000 pa ata

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  3. sino si PA klasmeyts?

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  4. have no idea. please clue pa

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  5. Mga baks, ako na magwawalis sa science garden

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    1. Ako maglilinis ng fish pond.

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  6. Ang giraffe naman. Sinetch kaya itey? Pakopya naman mga classmates! XD

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  7. MC - W
    PG - R
    PA - B

    Wild guess :)

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    1. you got it right! the initial of the first BI is in the title.... his girlfriend (often a supporting actress) is from KaH network. the second BI is a major star from KaF...Beautiful and has great acting talent and rumored to be a lipstick L.

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    2. Agree ako Kay MC at PG pero sino hung PA?!?!?

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    3. BEAUTIFUL nga

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  8. MC - W
    PG - R
    RSHOW - P

    Hindi ko kilala ang sa pangalawang BI

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  9. MC-W
    PG-R

    PA-wit ko knowingssss

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    1. Baks sinetch si w at r??? Huhu

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    2. W galing as reality show ng KaF and R ang friend ni D. A lot of people forget that she came from a reality show because it was so long ago.

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  10. Holy Kamote!!! Exciting ang BI. Hindi ako makakatulog sa kakahula. CLUES classmates!!!

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  11. MC-W, PG-R, PA-?

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  12. Si PA lang kilala ko.. si B

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  13. Parang walang valedictorian sa BI ngayon. Maraming bagsak , maswerte kapag may maka chamba. Haha...

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  14. PA - B? wild hula. giraffe kase

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  15. MC - W PA- R, B pak n pak koya!

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  16. MC-W PA- R

    BoredNanny

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  17. Clue naman kay B, please.

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  18. w & r? si R ba yung sumali sa dalawang rshows. sa ikalawang rshow sila nagkasama. di sikat yung unang rshow na sinalihan nya.

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  19. parang hinding hindi magpapahuli si B sa kung ano man ang preference nya..hindi siguro sya si PA..

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  20. Gets na si W and R. Malaki nga daw Kay W. Sino si PA? Si B na super sikat o ung doppelganger niya? Kc si doppelganger na BI na siya dati ng ganito.

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    1. naku baks, dahil sa doppelganger na cnabi mo na-gets ko sila, thankie much hahaha

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    2. Tlga? may BI din pla si doppleganger n gnto? Bsta ang alam ko yang si B mtgal ng rumor s knya yan even before she was starting out. Dunno if its true pero sbi nga nila if there's smoke there's fire.

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    3. Ay gets na! Si original to, nasa title!

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    4. Thanks to you guys nahulaan KO na so B na PA. Still have no idea who W and R are.

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  21. wah di ko gets
    pero want to try that yoni massage ras guy ang therapist.charot

    i love the quote fp

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  22. could it be D&J
    PA is B?

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  23. Si PA ay laging binibigyan ng Chance...one last chance at second chance! Pak yun na!

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  24. wow, yoni massage! earth-shattering O yan PA!

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  25. MC is D
    PG is E

    no clue for PC

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  26. Sino si W at R. Clues pa pleaae. Anong rshow nila? Si B getsung ko na. Dati na yam chismis na L sya.

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