Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Movie Review: Girlfriend for Hire

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Main Cast: Andre Paras, Yassi Pressman, Donnalyn Bartolome and Shy Carlos
Director: Vanessa U. de Leon
MTRCB Rating: PG
Produced by: Viva Films

The movie is the recent Wattpad big screen adaptation, and therefore has already some captive followers. Unfortunately, many of these Wattpad novels are not exactly kind on their treatment of women. Some stories put women in very unfavorable circumstances or worse, being engaged in violent, questionable dealings and relationships with men.

A filthy rich young man, Bryle Stanford strikes a 'business' deal with Nami, a poor and pretty girl, to be his pretend girlfriend. As such, everything is for show, notably to his 'abuelito’ or Lolo Bernard (Ronaldo Valdez), who is bent on making sure that his only grandson will produce offspring who will carry the Stanford legacy.

The deal will make Nami 10K richer in weekly salary, including a condo unit at her disposal and some other generous perks. Part of the agreement though is for her to guard her emotions: to never ever fall for her benefactor Brylle. Nami accepted, given the kind of situation she is in. Although a scholar at Bryle family’s Stanford College, she is always struggling financially and had nowhere to stay. Bryle’s offer then comes as a big shot in the arm, the deal of a lifetime – or so she thought.

However, what is disturbing is the way Nami, a woman in distress is taken advantage of, with Bryle the jerk playing with her emotions most of the time. The lowly depiction of women is further highlighted in a scene when Lolo Bernard proudly shows his grandson a line-up of sexy women on his laptop for Bryle to choose from. In Lolo’s words: "Dyan ka pumili ng aasawahin mo.”

In yet another scene, Lolo casually asks Bryle, “Kumusta na ang mga babae mo?” Small wonder why Bryle grew up a jerk, huh.

Statements like those from Stanford senior don’t seem to come from a supposedly man of the academe, but more like from a street goon who after downing some cheap alcohol, talks to his equally good-for-nothing son. Do you talk that way to a beloved grandson you are grooming to inherit your fortune and legacy? Quite disturbing.

On the other hand, did lead stars Andre and Yassi give justice to their characters? More like, how can one appreciate a story whose main stars don’t know how to talk in normal decibels? There’s just too much unnecessary fighting and screaming whenever they’re together. The shouting matches escalate further even after they have both agreed and signed the contract. I mean, that’s 75% of movie time.

Andre and Yassi are guilty of bad acting and annoying delivery of their lines, too. Director failed on these aspects miserably.

Fortunately, the wattpadd story's followers will really watch it if only for the ‘kilig’ they can get. There are many awkward/ unbelievable scenes, some of them rehashed needlessly, often under the rain. Bryle nearly runs over a crying Nami one rainy night along the street where she lives. And then again, right after a shouting match, Nami and Bryle have bonding moments at the building rooftop, yes, under the rain that fell oh so suddenly.

Girlfriend for Hire would have been shown much earlier last year, but producers opted to have it on Valentine’s instead. They could have used the extra time to polish the movie to make it more pleasurable to watch.

Soon, Bryle and Nami’s constant togetherness takes a turn - and how? Will the movie redeem itself with the viewers having a wonderful ride at the end? Uh oh, given the plot of most local films - this will definitely be a no-brainer.

51 comments:

  1. Flop pwd ka magbasketball sa sinehan

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    1. Uy nanuod kaya nalaman

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    2. saw the trailer when we watched my bebe love. in fair sa acting ng dalawa, may ibubuga. yun nga lang, walang dating.

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    3. True 1:54 hahah

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  2. nabasa ko to sa wattpad medyo so so lang namang talaga story nito for me pero tawa tawa ko sa lolo ahahaha parang may sapi kc haha. kung meron magaganda story na maganda basahin ay story ni jonaxx at xxakanexx for me.

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    1. Wow! Akane and Jonaxx reader!! ❤️❤️❤️

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    2. Proud Jonaxx fan here! Sobrang galing niya and realistic mga stories.

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    3. May mga JSL pala dito! :) <3

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    4. tama ka dian ang gaganda ng mga stories nila...

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    5. oh my gosh! i really really love reading jonaxx and xxakanexx stories. my favorite authors in wattpad! i so love them! rom com na may mga r rated at x rated lol

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    6. ang maganda kc sa story nilang dalawa realistic kaya maganda basahin.

      una ko nabasa kay jonaxx ay chase and hearts, kay akane naman ung so sheena at sancho ay grabe!! hahaha!!


      ah! may isa pako gusto si lovemelorn

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    7. Waaah. Jonaxx fan din akets! Rozen,Logan,Troy,Elijah,Hector,Jacob(ang intense ng story nila ni rosie),Rage,Knoxx, Wade, ngayon naman si Leon. Sila mostly bet ko ❤❤❤

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    8. Juske hanggang dito sinisingit si Jonaxx. Puhlease lang

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    9. 850 nabasa mo ba kabuuan ngcomment namin? may reason bakit nabanggit si jonaxx hindi lang sya basta siningit. wag kang bitter lol!

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    10. Nabasa ko at naintindihan ko ang comment nyo kaso ang point ko is hanggang dito pa naman sinisingit nyo yang 'queen' chenes nyo? Nainvade nyo na nga ang fb sa kabaliwan nyo pati ba naman dito?

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  3. parang bride for rent ang gist ng story.

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    1. Nung nafeature yung trailer pa lang dito sa FP kita na yung stiffness ng acting nung dalawang lead so no surprise there. Yung character naman ni Lolo eh believable naman since these people only think of legacy and continuity of family name.

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  4. Trailer pa lang alam ng flop eh

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  5. Sana parang bride for rent ren ung kinita...kaso flopchina

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  6. I know right ? Anon 1:04 am. Bride for rent v2.0 !

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  7. diba may Bride for Rent na ang Star Cinema dati? Ano ito, remake?

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  8. Look like daddy for rent Korean film

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  9. This is one of my fave stories sa wattpad and sad to say hindi bagay ung cast sa characters nang book. Nakakaaliw ang book, patatawanin at paiiyakin ka.pero ang result ng movie nagibg OA ang cast especially si bryle tsaka si nami

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  10. ala 'bride for hire' nina kimxi. gasgas na ang plot. mga starlets hanggang dyan na lang kayo

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  11. Trailer pa lang, OA na

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    1. Huling tanong. Sure ka na ba talaga.

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    2. hahahaha 2:55 ! Laban o bawi?!

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  13. Ung teleserye ni andre ngayon he hired also barbie as his gf

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    1. Di hamak na mas benta ang amboy dahil maganda ang natural acting ni Barbie kesa sa GFFH.

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  14. Kailangan tlaga isalang sa matinding workshop ang dalawa. Gnyan din ang JaDine sa DNP eh jusko ang acting ang pangit. Pero infairness sa knila ngayon they're improving.

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    1. Hanggang ngayon pa din naman. Pangit pa din ang aktingan ng Jejedine.

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    2. 8:14 di ka pala updated? Walang tv sa inyo? Kaya pala. Oh by the way sikat na sikat narin pala ang Jadine ay sobra! Lol

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    3. 3:05 50" full HD smart TV ang gamit ko at kitang kita ko dun na super gwapo ni James, d bagay sa chakang si Nadine pero pagdating sa acting, bagay talaga sila. Parehas waley!!

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    4. Hahaha 2:10 kung chaka si Nadine edi chaka din si Kathryn. Diba kayo nag pupumilit na parehas lang sila nang itsura ni Kathryn nung bago palang siya tapos ngayon binabawi niyo na? Kaya tumigil ka dahil hindi ka rin naman papatulan ni James desperada neto.

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  15. Flop movie, bride for rent na walang budget ang peg, tas walang kwenta yung mga bida

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  16. Flopchina movie endorsed by their friends flopchina jejedine. MAJOR FLOP!

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    1. Hahahaha super hard!!! Pero bet bwahahahaa

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    2. Yan ang mga mag kaibigan nagtutulungan hindi kagaya niyo parang rat race palagi nakikipag competition sa lahat ng LT's. Mas flop na flop ang Psy niyo.

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  17. Another trash no brainer stupid romcon movie

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  18. May mga taong magaling talagang umarte..






    Hindi si Yassi and Andre yun.

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  19. Maluwag ang sinehan, pwede magbasketball si Andre sa loob. hahaha!

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  20. If Josh Padilla and Yassi Pressman movie mas kikita pa yan. Andre Paras is really not.that good looking and he seems annoying sometimes!

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    1. Walang appeal si Andre sakin pero kapatid niyang si Kobe meron.

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  21. I thout it was rather pleasant. The movie was unexpectedly fast-paced, with the scenes and situations not being unnecessarily prolonged.

    Yassi Pressman was a good actress! She was natural and unself-conscious. Agree though, that Andre Paras was wooden but, boy, did the camera love him! In fact, in this movie, it seemed as if the boys Andre and Clint overshadowed the girls in the looks department. The camera simply loved them.

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  22. Ang gwapo ni Andre paras! ABS should have gotten him instead of 'somebody else with a famous parent' and given him work shops. The kid has height, comic timing and romantic good looks. So pwede rin siya sa action or horror (gwapong kapre)

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