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Monday, March 30, 2015

She Wants to be Different

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The desire to be beautiful is as old as our civilization. The costly enhancements and pain from surgery have not deterred the vainest among us to bear everything just to look good. To date, this phenomenon has become a multi-billion dollar global industry, encompassing make-up, skin and hair care, fragrances, cosmetic surgery, health clubs and diet pills.

Some people say that such spending is not merely for vanity sake. To be beautiful – or just not ugly – offers many advantages.  All things being equal, good-looking people often get that prized job.  Beautiful people get second-look and are perceived to be more intelligent, healthier, easier to find partners/mates. Among women, their physical attractiveness comes top or near top of every man's list.  All told, beautiful people in general have it easy in life.

Celebrities invest so much on cosmetics surgery initially for professional reasons, to help clinch more projects, as looks, alongside talent are what counts in the beauty-obsessed showbiz industry. But more and more stars are not content, as they become more vicious and make beauty enhancements integral part of their lives.  

Controversial Personality CP is said to have undergone various enhancements ever since she was much younger, all of which she denies. Reportedly, months before her Big Day BD, she asked a Good Friend GF to recommend a good doctor competent enough to do v-tight on her – but with a twist - CP wanted to ‘bleed’ on their honeymoon. GF was dumbfounded when CP told her that she and her Would-be-Spouse WS avoided premarital sex, but only made do with everything except  the ‘real thing.’

Knowing CP who had had a number of relationships prior to WS, her confession was just unbelievable for GF. Anyway, CP decided to consult her just the same. Those who know her attest that CP would stop at nothing to have what she desires at all cost, especially since her v- problem was making her unhappy. Thus looking into v- rejuvenation options to restore that lady part was a must.

Being bff’s, CP knows how GF had undergone such procedures already, notably when she was still with a very controversial partner, ergo any doctor GF recommends is worth trying.

Anyway, when CP finally met the doctor, she was allegedly laughed at for her strange  request - to bleed (upon penetration). Doc told CP that she no longer has a hymen, therefore bleeding is like asking for the moon. Lol!  

“Good looks are a woman's most fungible asset, exchangeable for social position, money, even love. But, dependent on a body that ages, it is an asset that a woman uses or loses.”

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165 comments:

  1. Sinetch itey??? Recently wed ba ito? Kaloka!!!

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    1. This is no other than H and her bff L. Kaya talaga sila close!

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    2. CP-H GF-L Big Event-W WS-K BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, easy peasy!

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    3. Kng c H mn ito, heller?! Sa tingin nya naniwala mga tao na V pa xa?

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    4. This is not h and l. Accdg dun, ung bff has already undergo keme.. With controvercial ex c bff. L doesnt have any ex na contro diba.

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    5. He he natatawa ako alam na H with same feather L

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    6. Wala sa title ang initials ni H or L?? So I guess not sila??

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    7. si R ang controversial ex ni L

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    8. si R ang controversial ex ni L..

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    9. si halitosis d ba ex ni bff? baka un ung controversial ex.

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    10. 3:07 meron syang ex na controversial. hindi ka ba nanonood ng balita at puro showbiz lang alam mo? search search pag may time.

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    11. Its J. Ex ni R.

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  2. Be resourceful and creative. Tusukin na lang nya ang daliri nya during the honeymoon para may bleeding. Hahahaha!

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    1. Or saktuhin nia pag meron sia... hahahaha

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    2. Si H. Kase diba since time immemorial pavirgin na talaga sya?

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  3. The who si pa-virgin? Sino bang bagong kasal o ikakasal pa lang?

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    1. Past tense teh pero recent.

      CP - Delusional H

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    2. Si H. Kase diba since time immemorial pavirgin na talaga sya?

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  4. CP- H
    GF- L

    topnotcher!

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    1. Yan din hula ko kay H. Hahaha! Di ko naisip si L. Bwahaha.

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    2. Desperate! Kasi dyutay si husbandry!

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    3. May tsismis pa na kumalat noon na mahilig din tlga di CP. Kaya yan inabot ng V nya nasagad na hahaha

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  5. Tutal naman artista siya diba? Magpagawa na lang siya ng artificial blood tapos place niya near the v area lol

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    1. E kaso di siya magaling na artista.

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    2. 1:07 natawa ako sa comment mo! Onga naman e di sya magaling na artista kaya di pwede mag stage ng virgin virginan na drama.

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    1. Ang philippines's may sayad

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    2. Getchiwa ko na!! Thanks teh 1:31!!! :D

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    3. P'wede na ang Philippines' no need to add "s"-you're confusing the kids. #grammarNatzi

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    4. @ 12: 49 - grammar NAZI, walang t. Sos, wag na kasi maninita ng iba para d ka masita

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    5. Nazi! #spellingNazi lol

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    6. Some editors would consider the use of that apostrophe. Acceptable yan. Bago ka maghanap ng mali ng iba check mo muna ung sarili mo.. NATZI or NAZI? Googlegoogle dn teh.

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    7. Actually, "grammar NATZIs" exist. paki-google na lang

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    8. 10:05 yes, s's is acceptable (see chicago style manual), for possessive nouns. Kaya lang sabi nya, "Philippines's may sayad." Ano daw? Acceptable yan para sa iyo?

      3:38 meron nga grammar natzi, someone who fails to be a grammar nazi. Absent lang noong itinuro sa high school world history ang Nazi Germany?

      #spellingnazi

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  7. Pero isn't there such a thing as hymen repair operation?

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    1. Hymen repair e wala na nga raw sabi ni Doc. Overused.

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    2. Ay, wala po. Tightening ng v, oo. Kung ma repair man ang hymen wala nang bleeding sa first penetration.

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    3. wala na ngang hymen e, ano pa ire-repair?

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    4. Umayos ka 1:11. DI mo alam sinasabi mo. Merong hymen repair. Ire-reattach lang ung napunit na part pero sa case ni CP, wala na hymen at all kaya wala ng pwedeng ireattach.

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    5. 1.09 basahim mo maigi sinabi ni 1.11 LOL shunga ka rin.. sabi nya kung ma repair man ang hymen wla nang bleeding haller

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  8. Hmmm... A very private thing shared by the GF? I hope it's the hosp staff or whoever. Dahu dahu si pa- V? N or H? Enhancements daw ever since so not N. Time? May GF ba siya? Krihihi.

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    1. Imposibleng si time kc wala un bff ku di ung S lang nya. Bka naikasak na tong nasa BI.

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    2. curious din ako sino nag-share....si friend? si doctor?

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  9. Si nega girl ba to?

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  10. I have no idea. Cleaner ako today.

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  11. Hahahha! Too easy! H!

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  12. Sino ito?!? Sila I at J ba to na ikakasal pa lang?!?

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    1. Anon 1:09AM, the article is in the past tense, so ikinasal na siya.

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  13. CP-H
    GF- L or S
    Pwede naman kc mag pa Pussykip na lang or idaan na lang sa muscle control... hehe

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  14. Kalurks nmn to! Eto yung may chakang hubby noh? Nku kelangan tlga nya mgpasikip considering n pinagpasahan n yan at for sure lumuwang na. hahahhaa. Im sure hndi nmn ng-eexpect yung hubby nya n virgin p cya no. Nkakaloka tlga ang insecure n babaeng itech.

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  15. Sus naman! So hindi pala truthful si CP sa would be husband nya. Press release nya v pa sya. Labo rin nitong mapapangasawa nya if he believes that she's still a virgin.

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    1. huh? naliligaw ka ata ateng.. hahaha

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    2. I'm sure well read si bf so alam nya pinagdaanan ng gf nya. And being a virgin isn't one if them!

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    3. Ikaw naliligaw. Basahin mo kaya yun BI. Tama yun mga acronyms.

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  16. Si H? Ibig sabihin kahit nag-out of town sila, walang hitting below the belt?

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  17. H. actually may nakapag sabe na nagpa A na yan nung sila pa ni J.

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  18. nakakatuwa naman yung picture, flower talaga ah! wala ako maguess kung sino sa dami ng kinasal at ikakasal pa lang.

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    1. Ilang beses na ba syang na de-flower. Parang lantad na bouquet na nga.

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  19. Nakakaloka toh. Hahahaha

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  20. Such a s@#$%d woman. Did she really think??? Que horror!

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  21. easy breezy H ikaw na

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  22. The story is funny but what terrifies me is how UNPROFESSIONAL the doctor reacted. I mean, doctors here in the Philippines are just so judgmental, which is why I hate going to the hospital. They judge you if you have "embarrassing" situations right in your face.

    Yes, the CP situation was funny, but the doctor could have held it together during the consultation, and laugh it out with the co-workers (without mentioning the CP's name) AFTER CP's visit.

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    1. May katangahan naman kasi yung request. Its just calling a spade a spade!

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    2. Kaya nga mahirap pa rin paniwalaan ang BI dahil iyong mga confidential stuff like that na dalawa lang pinagkatiwalaan, pano nare-reveal? Kung si GF ang nag-chismis, well, she's not a good friebd at all! Kung si Doc naman, napaka-unprofessional naman nya!

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    3. Hula ko, assistant ni Doc nagkalat nyan. Either assistant nurse o secretary.

      Baklang Manicurista

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  23. CP-H WS- C GF-L KaH property sila

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  24. Si H to? Ambisyosa c ateng!

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  25. Kaloka! Alam naman ng napangasawa nya before pa sya ikasal sa kanya na dami nya na nakalive-in. Iba talaga to pag nagtrip.

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  26. This is H. WS- C

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  27. Is this the H? LOL. This BI is HILARIOUS! Tbh, i dont find anything wrong if she wants to tighten her flower its just that she seriously wants to bleed when they're gonna do it n? SERIOUSLY?! wtf???!!!! Hhahahahahaha. Anyways, matabil din ang dila ng friend nto. Obviously s knya nanggaling ang kwento nto whoever she is. Hahahahhaha.

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  28. CP- H the great pretender

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  29. Sino kaya?! Im sure not H.. Kase before pa sila ikasal eh mag live in na sila..

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    1. Oo nga si time cguro to. Pa v drama nun.

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  30. H?!? Antsismosa naman ng nagtsismax nito. Sana di yung gf! Sad.

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  31. this is H. she did this procedure here in d before.

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  32. i don't think this is H ... sobrang dali nman

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  33. i dont think c H to.. live in n nga cla before p noh.. alngn nman nag jajack en poy lng clng 2.

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    1. My thoughts exactly. Kaya nga naiisip ko baka si Time itetch. Pero not sure though.

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    2. Haller panong naging si Time yan eh first bf ni time si S..At di ka ba nanood ng interview sa kanila? Lahat ng out of town ant out of country trips ni time kasama ang pamilya.

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    3. K fine. Kalma lang. I get your point. Haha! Galit na galit lang kung maka-haller to. Haha!

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  34. Si H yan. Siguro nag abstain cla bago ng W. Un ang chance pra makapg V tightening hihi

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    1. anu ba yan. walang ibang bukambibig kundi time.

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    2. first nya ang jowa nya. ndi sya nagkaroon ng past relationships. esep esep din pag may time. wahahaha

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    3. Pwede ba? Ikakasal pa lang si Time! Si H ito! Kasi tapos na ang W. Si H lang din ang may bff na may controversial ex

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    1. Yun din tingin ko. Hm..

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    2. Pls lang wag ipilit si Time dahil di sya nag bilang ng bf.

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  37. I think it's time... pero sino si bff? May bff ba siya??

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  38. CP - H
    GF - L
    WS - K
    BD - W
    Controversial partner before ni GF - R

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  39. Pwede ring nmng c I and J. Kinda. Kasi c I, J isn't her 1st. C H nmn, lantaran nmn na they were living in together na bfore the wed.

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  40. ganon ba talaga kaluwag para pasikipan? Ako 5yrs na may asawa pero nahihirapan pa din sya pumasok lalo kung weeks na walang contact.

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    1. Man of all sizes na kasi ang natikman ni girl! kaya singlawak na ng runway ng NIA ang lalandingan ng mga ibon. Hahaha!

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    2. 3:32 pm you made my day! Lakas ng tawa ko sayo teh. Malawak na runway talaga comparison

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  41. di ata si Time, "had a number of relationships prior to WS"

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  42. Si I at bff nya na si N na ex ni b

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  43. Clue naman kay H! Bokya ako hinde ko mahulaan si H!

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  44. Time time time.

    Ung mga nagcomment ng H - cleaners kau ngaun. Tagal na nilang live in ni C, anong gagawin nila maglaro ng scrabble magdamag? Saka never naming nagclaim si H na v sya :)

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    1. Fantard alert..basa basa din pag may time..hindi nga daw sila.gumagawa ng ganun, if they do not the "real thing" it means pwedeng mga "toys" or daliri or kamao ni now hubby nya

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    2. oo diba nga, well, hindi mo rin naman mahuhusgahan ang timpla ng toyo ng mga tao... hehehe! no, pero seriously, hindi naman siguro sya ito...

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  45. I think, this is M kasi close friend niya si A na alam ng lahat na nagpa-V tightening. Hula lang...

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    1. Lol! M is not known for retokada and hndi nagiipon ng boys. This BI is very much H!

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    2. Balik ka ng school anon 7:57 para mag summer. Bagsak ang grade mo.

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  46. Eh sino ba yung laging announcing to one and all na they don' t do it kasi lust yun. Anong oras na?

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  47. Kung gusto nya talagang magbleed e ipasara na lang nya.for sure mgbleed yun pag pinilit buksan.

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  48. not H. si time kaya?

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  49. I find it more funny that she's claiming she's a V! She's had A couple of times noh!! H is the philippine's joke! Hahahaha

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    1. Si H na yata ang pambansang gf sa dami ng naging bf!

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  50. What I find funny is there are people who believe that doing everything BUT the final deed still qualifies you as a virgin!

    When you do sexual acts, you are no longer chaste, you are no longer inexperienced or innocent. You are no longer a virgin even if your hymen is intact!

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  51. SI H dami na nakarelation tapos ang friend si L na may contraversial bf dati na nonshowbz

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  52. Si I ito kaf dati ngayon Kap na

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    1. Kung si I ito, sino pa ba mga ex nya before WS?

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    2. almost 10 years sila magbf ng hubby nya before sila kinasal. So i don't think this is I

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  53. Kung si H to sino kaya kila D or J- I am sure hindi yung way back na si J...haha. #hobbit

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  54. Omg, this is so sick. Haha. So sick I've gone beyond feeling sorry for her

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  55. Possible nmn n khit live in at ngtratravel n sila lng sila H at C n wlang nangyayari. Nsa inyo nmn yun kung may gagawin kyo o wla eh. Kya I think si H nga to. Siguro nttkot cya madisappoint si C knowing loose n yung knya and from the looks of it p nmn dyuts si C compare s mga ngng BF ni H before. Wla nmn ksing recently lng n kinasal n marami naging BF eh. Si H lng. And malabo din n si Time ksi antgal n ngkron cya ng BF dba prng teen plang cya nun and prang isa lng ata nging BF prior to P.

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  56. i think this is Time

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    1. Sino si Time?

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    2. maraming bang ex-boyfriends si Time? one of the clues was maraming ex-boyfriends.

      another clue was retokada. hindi yata retokada si Time.

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    3. LOL duh. Retokada si TIme. BUT sabi "Controversial Personality CP is said to have undergone various enhancements ever since she was much younger, all of which she denies"

      I don't think nagparetoke si Time when she was MUCH younger. She was prolly in her mid 20s when she started. Also, Time does not deny because she simply does not talk about it.

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    4. Si H lang ang maraming ex-bfs at nagparetoke! Pak na pak!

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  57. Si H nga hahahaha pano bata p lng nkipaglive in na .lol kaloka ka H

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  58. to think na hindi sila nagpi-premarital sex is a good thing. pero yung hangarin mong "mag-bleed" ka pa, na alam ng public.. at malamang alam na din ni husband na hindi ka na V ay talagang malaking kahibangan!!! ewan ko sayo H.

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  59. si T na soon to be wed

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  60. there in pnly 3 celeb i know that will tie to knot soon. Si L kay palautos na pandak. Si Panga at Si N na virgin pa daw sa kati ng Ex sya hindi kapani-paniwala.

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  61. kung si H nga to, at maluwag na. so ibig sabihin biggy ang last ex-bf niya?

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    1. No! Sa dami ng gumamit sa kanya talagang luluwang lahat ng holes nya. Look at her mouth, laki d b? Pero d nman cya singer!

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  62. This is H. The bff is L who has a controversial ex na si R. First honor ako today!

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  63. diba may chismis before na may junakis na si Time bago pa sha mag showbiz? ex nya si E ng G...

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  64. Im sure ginagawa naman nila ni C prior to the W. Baka gusto nya lang mag act like a virgin on the very first night. Baka fetish... Acting acting lang pag may time.

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  65. Grabe ka H at iyong bff hahaha kaloka. Ayan tuloy na chismis kau

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  66. I think this is I

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  67. At kailan naman naging Contrversial Personality si H, hindi naman!!! This is difinitely not H lahat ng Initial sa BI , either S W T B D Ayan ang layu kay H

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  68. This is H. I don't think it's L,the friend, who has loose lips. Poor judgment as to the choice of doctor. This should have remained confidential.

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  69. "Knowing CP who had had a number of relationships prior to WS"
    so hindi ito si Time. kasi first bf nya ung papakasalan nya diba??

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    1. Ang press release ni time first bf nya si P pero me nauna na. Secret lang kasi magagalit si madir. Yun yung mga panahon na nakatakas sya sa mga bantay, pag gusto daming paraan pag ayaw daming dahilan

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    2. May bf si Time nung high school sya. FYI.

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  70. seryoso ba kayo??? ang sabi nga "everything but...". sino naman nagsabi si h and c ay walang dyug? so definitely hindi na agad sila. isip isip naman pag may time. mas si time pa yan!

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  71. no shes just saying that they do not do the real thing and she wanted to bleed so not to embarrass herself the reason is she wants it masikip kc maluwang na gets? H!

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  72. H for hymen hahaha! Di naman na siya duduguin kasi mukhang tiny bubbles ang hubby niya hehe may reason na siya haha

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  73. Medyo unbelievable naman if this is H. First, I don't think H and C's "first time" was their honeymoon. Haller.

    And hello, di rin ito si Time. Please read the BI, tapos na yung big day ni CP.

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  74. c H yan! Hahahaha

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  75. Alam ko na reason ni H. Baka gusto nyang "gift" yun kay C. Kunwari "first" W.. kaya may pa-V first timer experience.hahaha

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    1. As if naman first time nila ni C mag-s haha!

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