Monday, March 2, 2015

F*ck My B**bs!

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Time and again, Flirty Personality FP never fails to pass up any chance that she could make it out with anyone she desires and fantasizes about. FP does it anywhere she likes – at the park, in the car, in the toilet, wherever. She goes for any type of a guy, any age, any size, as long as the man appeals to her – then it’s a go!

One ‘eventful’ day, during a thanksgiving/victory party, the stars of the movie, talented Lead Actor LA and his Leading Lady LL were at a table having drinks with friends and some guests. Seeing how sexy LA was that night (to her eyes at least) FP decided to join them at the table. Everyone had a good time, notably LL who was encouraging everyone to drink more and have fun. At that point, some of those on the table noticed how FP had only her eyes glued on LA. Knowing her reputation, they already knew what’s going on in FP’s head.

Suddenly, LA stood up to go to the comfort room. You guessed it right, FP stood up too, to follow LA there. Perhaps, curious of what FP would be up to, one of the Staff of the Movie SM stood up and followed her. What SM witnessed was something else.

Upon entering, FP quickly pulled LA inside the cubicle and closed it. The very curious SM went beside the cubicle, got down on the floor and took a peep inside. There he saw FP down on her knees and …and you know what it means, right? Thereafter, SM heard FP pleading to LA: “Go f*ck my b**bs! “ There you go.

The source revealed that at parties and events where FP is invited, people in the know are no longer surprised by her grossness. For them, her presence will never be felt without it. Hot guys out  there, don’t say you were not warned, huh.

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270 comments:

  1. Is this G??? Oh my she strikes again???

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    1. Who is G.
      Clue plss kaF or H

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    2. Hindi A si G. O ayan na clue

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    3. Hirap fp.. Sirit? Hehhe

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    4. Si G yung malaki ang b.
      LL- "encouraging everyone to drink"
      LM-J

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    5. G? Clues p nga... anong show nya ngaun?

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    6. Every time I see her on TV, mahalay ang demeanor. #ewww

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    7. Is this G na mahilig sa international stars?

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    8. G
      J ang nagbabalik
      and a
      Party - T

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    9. HELP!!! Di ko gets sinong G sinasabi nyo???

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    10. Naku, G, nakakaloka ka! Mag-ingat ka, girl, baka kung anong sakit ang masagap mo niyan!
      Di kaya addict itong si G??!

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    11. Please have her tested. Delikado yan, baka nagkakalat sya ng sakit

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    12. Si G ba yung laging pasexy suot?

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  2. Knows na ang girl. Very easy. si G ito.

    Ang tanong, sino si guy??? Could this be X?

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    1. Paanong magiging si X yan e ang gusto nun ay b not g hahaha

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  3. Kadiri naman yung SM. Talagang namboso pa.

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    1. Tulog na G.. Mas nak*k*d*r* ginawa mo. Sleep tight G! Haha

      #akona

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    2. Agree. Given na ganun na nga ang ugali ni FP, medyo off and disturbing lang na susundan at sisilip sa next cubicle si SM. Kaloka.

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  4. your Guess is as Good as mine.

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  5. Fp - G! Wala na iba pa! Siyang siya na!!

    La - D?

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  6. My question is the who si LA?!

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    1. its J. Konti lang ang j na sikat

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  7. FP- G?
    LA- J?
    LL- A?

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    1. KaF or KaH? I am so clueless. Help

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    2. kaf
      event victory T

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    3. haha tumfac! pagkakita ko pa lang ng title, si G na agad naisip ko. LA - B LL - gf ni ingat

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  8. FP is G
    LA is J??
    LL is A??

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  9. Omg ayaw ng fans nila yan

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    1. The q and k lol

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    2. lol kala ko rin nung umpisa, pero si LL - "was encouraging everyone to drink more and have fun"

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    3. push mo yan hater. hindi pa sila nagtthanksgiving sa blockbuster

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  10. Lol Lagot si girl sa fans ni la

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  11. Hala sinech!? Kalurks nmn! Pero mga wlang kwenta din ang mga guys n pumapatol whoever FP is. Choice nmn nila if papatol sila or hindi eh. Lalo p kung committed sila s iba dba. Khit quickie lng yan cheating p rin yan. As for FP, eh di wow! Sana wla skit! Lol

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  12. Ayaw ng mga jeje yan

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    1. ano daw?? nkoo mali k jan te!

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    2. last row ka teh haha

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    3. maling page ka ata te.

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  13. Sino ang malandutay na yan?

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  14. Sinong G?? more clues pls! #RemedialExams

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  15. more clue guys, last row aketch.

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  16. FP - R?
    LA - J?
    LL - A?
    MOVIE - T?

    di ako sure puro wild guess.

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  17. FP - G
    LA - J
    LL - A

    If tama ako, OMG!!!
    #prettybeks

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  18. Sino si G?!? Heeeellp pls. Cleaner akies :P

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  19. more clues pa kay G.

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    1. ka-H or ka-F? hahaha sorry shungabels hahaha

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    2. Sinoooo ito???? Heeelppp G???

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  20. Sino Si G plsss clue

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  21. Who's LA???!!! I'm dying to know 😭

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    1. yung gwapo. kapartner ng gf ni yngat

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  22. Adik ba yang si G sa ano (lam niyo na)??? Bakit ganyan siya? she seriously needs help. Pero ang dami niyang friends, diba? At mababait naman tong mga friends niya. Bakit siya parang may secret world?

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    1. May sakit na tawag nymphomaniac. Alam nilang pangit yun kaya tinatago nila pero di nila kayang pigilan

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  23. Who is G? More clues please!

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    1. G- as in "babaeng" "k" gets?ehe

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  24. More clue on FP pls!

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    1. FP: G LA: nag comeback siya from hiatus LL: gf ni ingat

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    2. Salamat sa hints, kuha ko na si LA at LL pero sino si G? Ba't un walang clue?

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    3. Gets ko si LA tska si LL. si G ba yung palaging may fashion mismatched?

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    4. thanks 2:39 gets ko na sina LA at LL.. si G na lang talaga

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  25. wala ako paki kay G... si J ba si LA? :(

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    1. oo. pero hnd namn sinabe sa BI kung pinatulan nia si G db.

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  26. Sino ba si G? Clue naman jan oh

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  27. alam na this... Balakang. J

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  28. eto talagang si G feeling "jowa" ng bayan!

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  29. hindi si J ito kasi hindi pa nagte-thanksgiving party yung movie nila.

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    1. Meron teh! Di ka lang invited.

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    2. oo nga e... makapag snoop nga

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  30. Fp - G
    LA - J
    LL - A
    Nakakaloka si FP

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  31. need more clues on G, please, classmates!
    #engot

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  32. so nagkaintindihan na kaya nag cr?! omg

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  33. cno itey si G....

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  34. Gigil na Gigil lang si FP?

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  35. Sino sila help!

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    1. Si FP ay si G, LA si J, magaling na aktor. LL si A, magaling na aktres. Hindi siya finesse kumilos at magsalita.

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  36. this is G, laging may kaparehong damit ng celebrity.

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    1. Finally. Thanks for the clue :)

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    2. Sa lauat ng clues, sayo lang gets ko!

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    3. Wow, thanks so much for the clue. hehe

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  37. Dapat mabigyan ng award si SM sa lalong madaling panahon.

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  38. G... but not the S.

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  39. Mapapanood si G sa programang d sya bagay

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  40. FP - G LA - J LL - A

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  41. Nyphomaniac ata tong si G. Pero si LA, J (kung tama ang hula ko) diba may BI siya na di siya tumatagal sa ano? May nabasa ako dati na may naka DO siya na girl pero mins or less lang tinagal. Pasupport mga beks kung siya eto. -chorvs

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    1. Eh pang quickie nga siya eh. as in bang agad! LOL

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  42. G?? related sa n??

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  43. G ito.. Pak. Yun na.

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  44. FP- Si G??? Si J at A

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  45. G na nakipagflirt sa isang international celebrity in the past na. Pak

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    1. Ah okay dahil dito gets ko na!

      #akona

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  46. Oh si G na fashionista w/ a deep voice?

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  47. Rhymes with Ni**?

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  48. Si E to.. Ung ibon

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    1. nabasa ko lang dati sa isang site ganyan daw si E ewan ko kung totoo ha... yung nakikipagano kung kanino,... kea siya din pumasok sa isip ko pero kasi marame ngsabe dito na G daw..hmmmm..

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    2. Real ba ang kay e? Mahirap if hindi natural unless it's huge!

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  49. Kilala k na kng si J and A kng cla nga yun pero si G? Halaaa sino itech! Clue pa pls

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  50. LA and LL - Yung B Na Tinatawag

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  51. sino si G????????????????????? PLS NEED MORE CLUES ..

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  52. wala ako ideya!!! more clues nmn please!! KaF or KaH? kilala ba to? kadiri siya ha...mgpacheckup na siya baka may sakit na siya niyan..

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  53. si G na naugnay sa isang politician na kadikit ni M??

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  54. Oh my. Is this bubeylicious girl who always holds m whenever she appears on tv?

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  55. Fp - G Sino si la??

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  56. loaded! Yun na! Guy is the k!

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  57. Nakow.. Si G na naman to sure na

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  58. Girl - G. Wala idea sa guy

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  59. T nga naman oo. Kaloka si FP ha! she strikes again. Clap! Clap! Clap!

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  60. Oh my gooseness. G na look like a.pusa?

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    1. i object mas cute ang pusa! mukha syang tiger na salbahe grrr i hate herrrrr pati ba naman si J- jowa ni J

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  61. Unahan ko na po kayo, I don't think LA is D... sabi Talented daw eh haha! And also, thanksgiving party daw so definitely not him. I think this is J...

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  62. G? Sino si J? KF or KP?

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    1. FP -?
      LA - J
      LL - A

      Di ko kilala si G pero si LA at LL ay KAF

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  63. ANY G CLUES .. BALIW NA BALIW NA KO .. HEHE ROW 4

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  64. Di ko maget c LL at LA, pahelp...please...

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  65. Easy peasy! G! Pero diba may bf sya...hayok Lang Sa laman ang drama nya????lol

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  66. Sino si G Kaf or Kap? pls naman o .. nang makatulog na ko ..

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  67. Di ko pa rin magets si G

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  68. is G the ex of R? Loaded ba yun? Yung I girl?

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  69. LA tsaka LL is from The D Movie? Di koma getsung si G!

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  70. FP - G. LA - ex ni skyflakes LL - gf ni ingat Keremgkeng din tong fp na to. Tsk tsk.

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  71. FP - G. LA - J crush na crush pa nama kita ngayon bakit ka naman pumapatol sa b**bs :( LL - A

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    1. d namn sinabe sa bi kung pumatol xa. c G ang narinig

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  72. I know na who is LA and LL but G? Da hu ito.

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    1. Teh, cno c LL at LA? di ko magets.

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  73. In fairness, laki b**bies ni g.. LOL!

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    1. Feels ko fake, pag nabasa kasi nawawala.

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  74. This is J???? NOOOOO!!!! :(Bakeeeet :(

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  75. Ayyyy. Ano to, final exam? Ang hirap wala sa reviewer ko!!!
    Sino'ng G?
    Tsaka joskolerrrrd, nakaka-flatter ba na alam ng lahat ng tao na ganyan ka? Nymphomaniac? Kung sino man itong G na'to hindi ba siya nahihiya?

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  76. Clues on G please Ka F or Ka H?

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  77. Sakit na ng ulo kakaisip sino si G, bakit andun siya sa victory party ng movie LA, kasama ba siya dun?

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  78. damn! if this is g then j is one lucky bastard! at ano naman nakakadiri if she said go f my b**bs? dana kung go f my a** un ang kadiri!

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  79. Hanep trumabaho si ateng, may i join the table lang tapos naharbat na agad si papang, bongga!!! Expert sa harot.

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  80. Gets ko na s G!!! Salamat sa clues...

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  81. Isa lang ang kilala kong G. Isa siyang H, hindi katulad ni LA at LL? tama? ;) Pa check naman kung correct! Hehe

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  82. yung kamukha ba ni Madam Auring to? yung babaeng landutay

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  83. sino ba si G!?! nakakalokaaaaa. getsung ko na yung LL & LA hahahaha

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  84. FP - G
    LA - J
    LL - A

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  85. G sino ka??? Pls... anung show nya ngayon.

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  86. Who dapak is G????? hahahahaha -Mr. Handsome

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  87. ano ba yan! hindi ko pa din mahulaan si G! babalikan ko ulit tong BI mamayang hapon for more clues! ibigay nyo na sinong G ito!

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  88. Si G na retokada galore!!

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  89. Sa gwapo ni J sa movie nya, khit ako gagawin ang ginawa ni G. Chos!

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  90. Title pa lang si G na naisip ko... pero si J? nakaka-disappoint naman. ganun pala type nya. kala ko matino syang lalake.

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  91. di ba meron syang boyfie? si S?

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  92. If LA is J Hindi si A ang kaka table niya. Sabi sa BI LA and his leading lady. Wala sila movie together.

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  93. Isang matinding clue pa kay 'G' please.

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  94. idol ko si G swerte ng magiging asawa nito

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  95. G, not the prettiest out there but desirable to men.

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  96. Si G ba ay si babachina?? Waaah wala akong clue mga beks!!! Help naman mga sisteretts!

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  97. ano ba fp readers, clue naman s G na yan.

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  98. Hugot pa more sa clues..

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  99. Clue pa please. Row 4 ako, cleaners pa!! kaF or kaH? basta more clue pa!!!

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  100. OMG gets ko na si FP = G! Akala ko babagsak na ako pero dahil mahabagin akong classmate, tutulungan ko kayong mga row 4: clue 1: nasa title yan lagi. clue 2: hindi siya c. clue 3: korteng trumpo na siya. Tulog na tayo mga beks. My work here is done. -chika lover

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  101. G daw? bakit kaya may mga ganitong issue si G, ano? This is not the 1st time eh. Before nagka-issue rin siya sa mga International Artists na pumupunta ng Pinas.To think na kasali siya isang show na frontliner ng network. LA - J,LL - A (encouraging everyone to drink, alam na diz) T - Victory Party ng movie ng Ka-F

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  102. G! Un na! Pakakak!

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  103. G - ka-f, mapapanood sa show na di xa bagay

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  104. Dahil sa mga clues thanks! FP is G! LA is J na kakabalik lang! LL is A gf ni ingat!

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  105. G= jowa ng bayan... Hindi sya A..

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  106. G - G? LL - ba LA - gf ni ingat

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  107. is this M the gf of G? siya lang kasi naiissue na madalas nakikipags** kahit sa parking lot

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  108. bilib na talaga ako kay G, trumabaho. yun na yun

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  109. G na biggie at napapagkamalng martilyo.

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  110. After reading all the comments hay sa wakas knows ko na G- na feeling taartis

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  111. FP - G. Ka-F at nasa isang N show.

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  112. FP - this is so G kaf LA na may thanksgiving/victory party - ba LL - r

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  113. Mukhang Ma L nga siya at chipipay

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