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Monday, March 9, 2015

Caught in the Parking Lot Having Sex

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Talented Artist TA was the toast of the town during TA's heyday. TA's feat is hard to duplicate, a tough act to follow.  Apart from being unquestionably talented and smart, TA is the type that anybody would be proud to bring home to meet his/her parents, or so we thought.

Who would have known, that just like most of us – TA has skeletons in the closet as well. And it’s not just the ordinary kind of thing that TA did a few years back. Unknown to the adoring public, TA got involved in a public scandal. 

For the longest time, TA had a crush on a middle aged Colleague in the Industry CI. It appeared that it was a mutual liking they had for each other, but owing to TA's image, TA just could not get involved with CI because of CI's status. Thus, what could have been a first public relationship for TA was halted before it could even begin.   

Years after, TA and CI paths crossed at an event organized by some industry friends. Seeing each other for the first time in years - sparks flew, emotions ran high.  Eventually, TA and CI decided to meet each other privately.

At a parking lot one night, as TA and CI were reminiscing ‘those days,’ they eventually got overtaken by their emotions - one thing led to another - and before they knew it, they were already humping in the car. They were having the time of their lives, until a loud tap on the car's window abruptly stopped them. TA and CI were shocked to see a police officer arresting them for public scandal! Reportedly, TA was shaking in fear when the officer refused to accept the bribe and decided to bring them to the police station for blotter report. 

At the station, the situation worsen when the other police officers recognized who TA was. TA realized that for this scandal to go away, they need to offer a bigger amount. Can you guess what happened? Well, to cut the long story short, the policemen ended up splitting among themselves a seven digit bribe that TA offered without hesitation. It was just too good an offer for the policemen to turn down.

“ I think if you live in a black-and-white world, you’re gonna suffer a lot. “ ~ Bradley Cooper

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173 comments:

  1. aba matinde!

    -echosera

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    1. Its b. Na matagal bago nagkalove life.

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    2. It's B and G umeksena sa S.

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    3. Kung sa private na lang nila ginawa di na sana umabot sa ganun and I doubt kung hindi maglileak yan sa dami ng nakaalam dun sa presinto.

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    4. Looks like this involves gay/bi people na hindi na super sikat ngayon. Look at the wording. Si P ba ito?

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    5. Could the girl be Nstar? Her initials are in the title. But I wonder why the pronouns didn't indicate the gender.

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    6. TA - L, CI - J, Sikat ang balitang iyan dun sa bayan namin. Hihihi.

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    7. cleaners parin ako teh! help naman.. sino si L at J? more clues....

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    8. Hindi ba si S and P ito. Si TA - S nasangkot sa s dati

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    9. Clues naman pls kah or kaf

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  2. naku da who itong mga ito, walang idea! hirap parang final exams na ah!

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    1. 1:06 Clue naman jan teh! Kahit si L lang. Share your blessings! Lol

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    2. this is B and G true love but against all odds

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  3. This is juicy!!! I wanna know who!!!!!

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  4. Mga ateng na honors, di ketch alamness sinetch etong si TA and CI. Pacopy pls. finals na. Hahaha!

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  5. cleaners ako today!!!

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  6. Naku classmate. Penge naman ako ng clue!

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  7. TA - S
    CI - R

    Pero parang malabo dahil lagi naman silang nagkikita sa isang show.

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    1. Nope. Walang perang hawak si S, more so kung 7-digit ito. Ang m ang may hawak ng yamanin.

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  8. Mayaman si TA ah! Pero di ko alam who TA & CI are. Clues please?

    kaya nawala respeto ng mga tao sa pulis dahil ang dahil masuhulan. Malaki man or maliit nga suhol, suhol pa din. Such a degrading qualitybfor a pollice officer

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    1. Tama, dito sa US o kahit sa europe, respetado at kinatatakutan amg pulis. Sa atin, ang pulis pa nang ho ho at nag po po lalo na kapag bigating tao anh kausap. Sila pa nahihiya, walastik.

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    2. Mayaman? walang pang motel.

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    3. wow @ 1:40 talagang sure na sure kang never silang nagaccept ng bribes 100%. ikaw na.

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    4. At 12:10, it may not be 100% sureness na never silang nag.aaccept ng bribes, but cge try mong madakip ng Police here in the US and bribe them... Cge bribe them, at tignan natin kung saan hahantong yung offense mo. You'll wish you'd rather be dead.

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  9. i've heard about this before pero di ko din nahulaan. lol magstart na ko maglinis. cleaner ako today

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    1. Si P at ang big boss na nahuli ng asawa ???

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    2. B and G against the world

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  10. the who? mahirap to ha. heydays...hmmm... is it P?

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  11. The juicier...the harder to guess.

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    1. Pansin ko rin, nkakalokang nakakainis!

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  12. oh my back seat akech, sinetch itetch? clues please.

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  13. SINO TO HUHU CLEANERS AKO TODAY

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  14. I don't care kung sino sila. Lol. It happens. Malas lang at nahuli. Automatic bagsak sila sa sex offender list dahil public parking lot.

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    1. Uhm, please read again...

      No charges were filed because the bribery worked, yun nga lang it cost them around some million pesos to "make it go away." #cleanerkangayongirl

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    2. Sex offender?? Bakit may minanyak ba sila?!?

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    3. may list agad teh???

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  15. SHAME ON THOSE POLICE OFFICERS, ACCEPTING BRIBE?! and to TA, may pang BRIBE pero walang pang motel?!

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    1. Doing it where/when there is risk of getting caught is so much exciting and livens up the sex act. I should know!

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  16. YUNG TOTOO LANG FP?

    Final Exams na ba ito?

    ang Hirap ha!

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  17. umaygad! Sinetch itey???

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  18. wla namang masama eh! thats a private car naman eh! masama lng kung nagcause cla ng traffic! eh nakapark naman ng maayos. kklk!

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    1. Excuse me??? Dahil private car, kahit nagsesex in a public place okay lang??? Me nalalaman ka pang at least di nag cause ng traffic jam. Anong klaseng moralidad yang meron ka??? #wtf

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    2. HAHAHA YOUR LOGIC IS HILARIOUS 12:55

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    3. Jejemon comment!!! I cannot!!!!

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    4. TA tulog na! Lol!

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    5. @12:55 You're a perfect example of an "id**t"

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    6. tsong private nga car pero nasaan sila, nasa public, kaya nga may police officers nakahuli eh!

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    7. Saan environment ka lumaki12.55 at napaka twisted ng logic mo? I we were to follow that logic...so ok lang for someone to beat up or kill anpther person as long as it is done in the confines of a private place or car and it does not cause any traffic jam?

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    8. Even if they did in a private car but it is within public view, that still constitute Grave Scandal.

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    9. May pera naman pala pang bribe bakit hindi na lang nag motel or hotel dami naman sa tabi tabi

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  19. Finals ba toh? Sobrang hirap. So this means di ako makakagraduate this March?! Help pls mga honor students clues naman! :(

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  20. Wow, ang giraffe!!! #finalexamlevel

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  21. when did this happen? kasi getting caught having sex in a private vehicle isn't considered a public offense anymore. that's been granted since last year pa. naisahan sila ng mga pulis! dapat kasi nagbabasa ng current events.

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    1. Matagal ng nangyari yan. Hindi na sikat si TA ngaun, at least hindi na katulad ng dati.

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    2. 1:01, i guess nasa public place sila like a parking lot, they still commit public indecency...

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    3. As long as within public view, regardless of whether or not it was done in a private area, it's an offense pa rin.

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    1. sino sila? clue please

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    2. boy-girl ba ito or gay/bi? help naman.. ang labo e

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  23. sino ito??? row four ako hahaha

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  24. Cheap and classless...may pera naman di na lang nag check-in. Mga pulis naman as usual patay gutom at nasilaw sa daang-libong share nila, balewala na ang batas. Bulok talaga.

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  25. si TA ba yung medyo maangas at feeling know it all? Hmmm? Sabagay talented naman talaga cya.

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  26. TA is L and CI is A? hula lang.

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    1. That's my guess, too.

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    2. elaborate pa more😳

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    3. Hindi si CI si A ...nung nahuli ng pulis, ang namukhaan lang ay si TA.. meaning, di sikat si CI.. baka si CI si J na mas matanda kay TA na si L..ang clue pa, di sila pwede dahil din sa status ni J..

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  27. "was the toast of the town during TA's heyday". Meaning, laos o palaos na?

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  28. Malinis at makintab ang classroom today. Ang daming cleaners!

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    1. Hahahahaha true!!

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    2. HAHAHAHAHA XD

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    3. Isa na ko dyan.. Aaaannnnggg hirap!!

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    4. Twang tawa ako dito!!!!...yun eh habang nagbubunot ako...
      March na nga ...pangfinals na FP!!!
      Hindi ko pa din knows...tragis!!!!

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    5. trulali!! cleaners din aketch!

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  29. Are we talking gay men here? The only rumor i heard before about something like this involved an actor son of an icon.

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    1. May rumor dati about that nga. If we're talking about the same person. Malaking pera nga raw ang involved. Yes lumipas na ang heyday nya. Medyo me na iba na sa ichura nya tho he still looks good

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  30. Dapat iexpose din yung mga pulis para mainvestigate at maparusahan yung dapat parusahan.

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  31. wait ka-f or ka-h? sorry naman cleaners ako hahaha

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  32. Ang hirap naman!!! Answers please. Copy na lang ako.

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  33. "Unquestionably talented and smart as well.." - TA is L?

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    1. kaf kas or kah? clue po about L

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  34. I think TA is L, But whoever was the crush, di ko kilala at di pala masyado sikat when they met. Malas lang at nahuli sila...mas malaki pa nagastos sa mga corrupt na pulis kaysa nag check-in na lang.

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    1. imagine kung di nag corrupt yung mga police na headline na sila sana ngayon. lol

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  35. TA is L?
    CI is H ?

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  36. NAKAKATAWA! BASAHIN NYONG MABUTI ANG BI. MGA LUMANG TAO NA ANG BIDA SA BI NA TO. HINDI NA SILA SIKAT NGAYON

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    1. Gaano kaluma ati? Maawa ka naman magshare ka ayoko maglinis ng classroom today may date akiz!!!

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    2. How luma is luma ang pinag uusapan?

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    3. Clue naman please!!! Same sex ba sila? Bagsak ako today. Repeater ako next school year. ARGH!

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    4. TA - E. LUMA NA SYA NGAYUN

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  37. Walang gender na naka-indicate. So same-sex chorvahan ba ito? Sa mga parking lot stories na narinig ko... at unequal ang popularity status... at same sex... are they P and J?

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  38. Wonder who is CI.

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  39. My lard.

    Bar exam - Remedial Law level.

    Ang jiiiiiiiirap!

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    1. Hahaha me too parang Board Exam lang! Lol

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  40. 7 digit??? 1,000,000 ediwow!

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  41. omigosh can this be TA-G Cl-J

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  42. Instagram led me here. Newbie. I have no idea who's in the item. Any other clues?

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  43. at least one thing is clear, FP is referring to gay artists kasi wala namang nag oobject na hindi. medyo na narrow down ba? also, medyo la ocean deep na nga yung TA...

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  44. Waahh, hindi ako makakapag martsa. Bagsak ako sa exam.

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  45. NKKLK cleaners ako today hahaha

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  46. wala na tayong maasahan para mangopya. nauna na last week mag exams ang mga nasa dean's list. deliberation na kasi kung sino magiging valedictorian. #hahaha

    #gagraduate na this March

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  47. Mag eenrol nalang ako ulit next sem fp...

    Huhuhu...

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  48. My guess? TA is C. whose career died after her/his shocking revelation. No idea who CI is.

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  49. si m to na gf ni g. parati natitsismis na nakikipagsex sa parking lot sa kaf station dati

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    1. Afford ba nya ang 7-digit na bribe?

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    2. Naka-indicate sa BI na "older" ang both parties involved.
      Basahin ng maiigi.

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  50. Relevant points: TA's HEYDAYS -- HINDI NA SYA SIKAT, NALIPASAN NA NG KASIKATAN, tho nong nangyari to sikat pa sya. MIDDLE AGED COLLEAGUE CL -- MAS MATANDA KAY TA SI CL. Im sure about TA but im wracking my brain on CL. Im trying to remember kung sino ba ang mga maituturing na hottie altho mature na ng time ni TA

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    1. Yan din naisip ko kaso may certain ''status'' si CI so malamang di si S yun... Unless ang meaning ng "status" is yun relationship ni S sa ex gf nyang si A na parang ginupit na yero ng boses!

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  52. TA must be L, CI - J

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  53. "Talented Artist TA was the toast of the town during TA's heyday. TA's feat is hard to duplicate, a tough act to follow. Apart from being unquestionably talented and smart"- iisang celebrity lang ang naisip ko who will fit this description, and yes it also fits yung hula ng iba na TA=L . And if CI=A, omg!

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    1. more clues pls

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    2. please more clues . same gender ba?

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  54. I've heard this chika from a friend, pero I didn't believe it kasi WTH kung totoo!!!!! So if we're on the same page FP, this is J and J!!!! Hahahahahah.

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  55. Yung guy - L yung girl c M wild guess nachimis na tong 2 dati eh.

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  56. Hula ko mga taga ka-F TA - P na pogi CI - L

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  57. TA - L CI - J 100% sure.

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    1. More clues please...

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    2. Haha teh sorry to say pero cleaner ka rin

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  58. Ang hirap. Maglalaba na lng aq ng basahan #cleaner

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  59. PAGING: mga mamang pulis na na nakasaksi,sumali na kayo dito sa bi at ng maliwanagan kaming mga cleaners. Lol

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  60. Eww this is L and A. Hmm..kelan kaya nila ginawa ito,

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  61. TA is L. CA is J an older but attractive. So surprised by this BI...I'd never imagined.

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  62. Omgee cleaner ako today ang hirap naman FP finals na ng mga bagets ko this wk, final exam dn pla dto huhuhu

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  63. Girraf naman. Papagpagin ko na eraser sa labas ng classroom. Di ko gets kasi. Porket March na kaya mahirap BI ni FP. Baka di ako makagraduate nito. Ayayayay

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    1. hahahaaha super natawa ako sa pagpag ng eraser!

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  64. Clue naman kung sino si J pls. Thanks!

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  65. Clue naman kung sino si J pls. Thanks!

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  66. Hula lang TA = L Tapos si CI = no idea ako hahah!

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  67. gaano ba kaluma? kung ung show na may group eh hindi ko na talaga magegets mga tanders na un

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  68. fp help! pasilip ng answr key!

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  69. May gnun ba batas? Di ako na inform buti wala nakakahuli samen ng bf ko pagsesex sa kotse nya sa parking lot...

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  70. Makintab na makintab ang sahig hahaha clue please

    #akona

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  71. clue po kung sino yung TA please mga ses!

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  72. Paunahan na lang sa walis sa mga cleaners dyan!!! Gooow!

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  73. TA-Ingat, sure na!, CA- no idea at all! hirap FP

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  74. Si L! Pero parang sobrang impossible. Yun nga lang ala nman impossible sa mundo. Di nako nasurprise mag offet ng milyones kc sayang ang image nya pati career nya. Well respected and admired pa nman sya. Yung CI di ko gets eh. Sumakit ulo ko dito

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  75. Basta for me this is L & A, or it could be L & H. I'm sure TA is L. CI could either be A or H.

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  76. ano ba yan finals lang ang peg FP! mga ateng na honors pa kopya naman.

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  77. Bagsak na ko fp sa finals, pa silip naman ng answer sheet. haha

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  78. FP!!! clues please!!!!!!

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  79. Gaano ba katanda ang mga involved dito at hindi ko alam.... T.T
    Pede dun sa mga nasa dean's list Dalian nyo naman mga clue para sa mga repeater next school year...
    Tenchu in advance

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  80. I'm not sure if tama ito, pero isa lang ang kilala ko na naissue ng ganto before sa parking lot and nagsuhol ng millions para di lumabas ang issue: TA is K and CA is H na na involve din sa isang scandal a few years back. And based sa pic, di to m2m kasi pang girl and boy yun paa. Hihi yun lang. Hulahoops!

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  81. Nahulaan ko na rin si TA. Eto ang matinding clue kaya ko nhulaan: "TA's feat is hard to duplicate, a tough act to follow." CL - may naisip akong J na member ng isang group. malaki ang age gap niya kay TA. Help mga first honor! LOL!

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    1. Pareho tayong naiisip na J, kasi gwapo dapat and middle aged at TA's prime. Ngayon si TA na middle aged and CI should be senior citizen-ish na but he's still good looking (in fairview!)

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  82. Based on the comments, L is still very much visible although not as popular as a few decades ago. Pwede yung si CI is a costar in a show with TA

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  83. Ang giraffe! Ilang days na akong ligwak sa BI. sinech ba itong L na to di padin ako makamove on lol

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  84. sino?! wow! laking pera... 7 digits! whew!

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  85. TA is L and CI is J. Surprising that she has this kind of skeleton in her closet, but even more surprising is CI who doesn't seem to be her type.

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  86. i know na TA - G and CI - J.

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  87. "TA is the type that anybody would be proud to bring home to meet his/her parents..." na-confuse ako sa gender pronouns pero gets ko na si TA. Si CA ang di ko knows kung girl o boy. Haha

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  88. omg ang tanda naman ni J kung pinatulan cya ni L?

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