Thursday, October 2, 2014

Insta Scoop: Heart Evangelista Says 'Seize' Instead of Cease

Image courtesy of Instagram: iamhearte

92 comments:

  1. oh mga fantards ni heart galing daw mag english idol nila

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    1. Ito na hack haha english pa ng english

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    2. Hak balik escuela ka muna. Tapusin mo iyong HS 30 yrs old still young.

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    3. I can think of so many adjectives to describe Heart but the first thing that comes to mind is "JAR" a big empty jar

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    4. Managalog na lang, pwede!?! Ung jowa niyang dinosaur eh kung magsalita eh parang nasa balagtasan, samantalang itey... sorry, pero parang longkatoots na nagta-trying hard umenglish to pick up a Hey Joe bf sa Sentosa. Didn't realize that social climbing grammar is a sport now. Try harder!!

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    5. Hehe. Di po adjective ang jar.

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    6. Hahaha 11:22 super duper nakuha mo...grabe noh pag nagsasalita talagang tutok sa camera...parang tumutula lang...correct balagtasan!!hahaha

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    7. Si Heart ang mayamang tunay na dapat sosyal pero bugok

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  2. baka na seize brain ni hack lol

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    1. pano kaya sila nag-uusap ni chiz no?

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  3. Hihihi. Seize the day pre. Mali mali hihihi

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  4. LOL. She's so smart!

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  5. Basta katunog pwede na. Seize Cease Cyst Sis Chiz. lol

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    1. Hahaha natuwa ako dito

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    2. hahahhahahah tawang tawag me dito! nde ba obvious?! heheheheh

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    3. Winner to!! Hahaha

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    4. Andami ko tawa sayo muntik ko pang mabugahan ang laptop ko. Kung anong bigkas, siyang baybay ang motto ni te.

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    5. Mwaahhahahahaahahaha! Naibuga ko yung iniinom ko dahil sa comment mo!

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    6. Panalong panalo tong comment mo ateng! Pinalagaya mo ako matapos kong matengga sa trapik dahil sa ulan! Dami kong tawa!!!!

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    7. Hahaha salamat sa comment na to.. ang saya!

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    8. Panalong panalo tong comment mo ateng! Pinalagaya mo ako matapos kong matengga sa trapik dahil sa ulan! Dami kong tawa!!!!

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    9. hahahahahahahahaha this is funny hahahahaha

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  6. Walang kupas si ate o!

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  7. seizure...hehehehe

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  8. Kinorect na nya to.

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    1. syempre nman be napuna na e XD

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  9. Hahahahah... Hulihin na yan!

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  10. heart kasi, 'wag na magcaption sa salitang banyaga please. lol!

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  11. Seize the moment, enjoy bashing her mga grammar polis.

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    1. We don't need your permission.

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  12. maibalik nga sa grade 1 yang anak ko ng matuto sa spelling at grammar - mami ongpaw

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  13. Sound alike nmn eh hahahaha

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  14. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA VOOVA!!

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  15. B*bita eh! Feeling!!!! Magtagalog pwede naman teh, diba?

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  16. kung maka comment tong mga to kala mo naman never pa nagkamalj, im not defending anybody but people over react when celebs make grammar related mistakes, it's no big deal guys, it's not a sin to make these kinds of honest errors

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    1. It's not really the error that's annoying people....it's the pretentiousness...yung pagmamagaling and her freakin insistence to speak and write a language which she doesn't have the slightest clue in, as displayed in her ig daily.iba yung common grammar mistake sa not being able to tell the difference between cease and seize. The difference is in the education...which she lacks.

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    2. Korek!
      Apir 12:08! There's Google naman kasi. It'll only take seconds to double check everything. Also, pag di talaga kaya, aba, mag tagalog nalang. Mas tanggap pa ng karamihan kung nagtatagalog ka.

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    3. hi Lovi poe andito kna naman para sa bff mo! wahahahaha

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  17. High school graduate daw sya bwahahaha DAW

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  18. Hahaha I told her to go back to school, dun lang sya matuto talaga!

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  19. kung maka b*b* kay Marian bwahahahhaha

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  20. Sana wag nyang turuan ng Ingles ang bata baka magkamali mali lang.

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  21. Lahat nman ng grammar nya sa IG ay WRONG GRAMMAR. SAKIT SA ULO BASAHIN. BAT B AYAW MAGTAGALOG N LNG.

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  22. Ginawang phonetics ang English language ha ha. Heart, hindi lahat ng mag kaka sound na words sa English pare pareho ng meaning ;)

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  23. Talagang walang hiya, di man lang mag effort na i correct ang English nya.

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  24. Does she has any PR at all?

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    1. Dyan din ako nagtataka. Kung ako manager niya, pinagalitan ko na yan nang bongga.

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    2. I'm wondering the same thing. Nanay niya pa rin ba manager niya? Also yung IG niya, paminsan walang sense. Nasaan na ba mga friends niya? Friends who can advise her? Or Chiz?

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  25. Ano daw?!? Nagmagaling na naman si hack! Mali-mali naman! Lol

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  26. Guys what will you expect from undergrad?

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  27. Sounds like.
    pwede na daw yan..

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  28. Everything about this girl is wrong these days. Wrong grammar, spellings, composition, often time no punctuation, syntax.................................................ohh i rest my case. ......................................stop posting in English

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  29. O seizefire na tayo sa mga negative comments.. Ayaw ni hak ng ganyan stay positive daw sha hahah Hahahahah

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  30. Omg so turn off si chiz. Ito pa ang nangarap maging first lady??

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  31. Owww myyyy... lagi na lang wrong grammar... di pa nadadala...

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  32. Hay ultimo spelling di alam! Kaya wala talagang karapatan tong babaeng to magmalaki

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  33. Heartworld, siguro naman tanggap nyo na, hindi lahat ng nag EEnglish eh matalino. hahaha

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  34. Education is the key, no matter how often you speak taglish, a college graduate will always stand out.

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  35. So where are the fans of Heart na nagsasabing magaling ito sa English?

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  36. You never seize to amaze me with your English, Heart.

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  37. Baka kc gusto niyang mag seizure kaya ganun! Hayaan nyo na! Lol

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  38. Kung yun ba namang ginasta nya sa Hermes Kelly bag nya eh pinang-tuition sana nya to finish higher education... may saysay sana ang pino-post nya.

    Geez... homonyms are basic lessons in English grammar.

    Just like the peeps born and bred in this first-world country where I am in now... English their mother tongue and yet they can't spell it right. Basta daw they know how to say it pwede na... ang baba ng standards nila. Thank goodness I grew up in Pinas where we learned the English basics right.

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  39. Hanapin nyo yung "taken cared of" niya kakapost lang niya dun sa mahaba niyang litanya. Consistent ang lola sa maling spelling, wrong grammar at mga kaekekan

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    1. nakita ko 'to sa post nga. Taken cared of! goodness!

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  40. Hindi kc nakapag tapos o nag college kaya hindii marunong mag spell. Marunong lang mag english kc lumaki s US. Buti pa katulong namin nakatapos ng college eh!

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    1. eh ikaw nah ang may katulong nah college grad!!!!!!!!! mabuhay ka!!!!!!!

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    2. Syempre nman kaya walang rason para hindi cya mag college, mas marami syang datung!

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  41. Aside the seize, a 'beautiful mind' does not fit into this scenario, a great or sharp mind is appropriate. Ever since her so called competition with Marian, we got the chance to see that she's just an empty vessel. Nothing up or down.

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  42. mag eenroll daw sya sa finishing school in preparation sa pagiging first lady

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    1. Law school daw ang goal. #oyvey

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  43. papa keso,pakituruan mo nga ng tamang paggamit ng word na ingles tong aasawahin mo,napaghahalata na nag-iingles lang pero utak tungaw naman

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  44. Don't murder the English language Heart!

    Nakakahiya sa sanlibutan!!!

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  45. asa pa eh kung maka TEAR ng kay FP eh hahahaha

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  46. I therefore conclude . . . Di lahat ng inglisera ay marunong talaga mag-english!!

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  47. Classy ang kapalpakan mo Hurt!!! Buti na lang 20 likes lang yang post mo. Hehehehehe

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  48. nice one FP!! English pa more Heart!! feelingera kasi!!

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  49. What's more embarrassing is, she's about to marry a politician who's actually very good both in Filipino and English. Yun yung una kong naisip.

    Di kaya napapansin ni Chiz yun when they're texting each other? I'm pretty sure 100% English gamit netong si Heart. Syempre, pa impress. LOL.

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  50. Checked this post again and lo and behold, the seize is now a cease.

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  51. dati kasi wala social media kaya puro salita lang. e yung madaling maimpress, akala nila matalino na si heart. yun pala pag written, hindi nya alam ibig nya sabihin....kung ano lang talaga sounds like yun ginagamit nya....hahahahahaha!

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  52. Consistent copycat & consistent wrong grammar. What is beauty if the heart is pretending to be happy & the brain is empty?

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  53. Hahahhaha ! Mayabang kc...ayan tuloy nacorrect! Pasosi pa hala cge!

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  54. what do you expect? from her level of education...money can't buy intelligence...

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  55. Sana kasi nag college.

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  56. Tama na ang panlalait, bashers!
    Seize fire muna.
    - Heart

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  57. HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE DAW sya! Bwahahahaha... No wonder!

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  58. @iamhearte.... You never "seize" to amaze us with your ENGLISH! Bwahahaha...

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  59. Sosy Problems! ENGLISH 101! Hahahaha

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