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Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Say No to Making Out!

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For the longest time, things seem to be silent from the camp of Rumored Bisexual actor RB. Although RB is so hot and desirable, he is not the type to flaunt his physical assets mindlessly. Among his colleagues, RB belongs to the very few who are level-headed and decent enough to ever get involved in scandals.

Only recently, when he went abroad for some personal matters, RB met a Long-time Buddy LB who invited RB to stay in the flag throughout the duration of his visit.

It was then that RB met one of the friends of LB, a Hot Girl HG, whom RB got very attracted to. Throughout RB’s stay, he would strike small conversations with HG as he was really trying to get intimate with her.

One night as RB was a little bit tipsy, he tried to make advances on HG. Allegedly, he was so horny and was very desperate to seal the deal with HG. Unfortunately, HG was a bitch and would not relent. On the other hand, RB was reportedly already acting like he was mad for her.

Apparently, HG was doing it on purpose to make RB mad like a dog. Turned out, RB was a victim of "blue-balling,“ a practice done by girls to make fun and torture men who drool over them. RB got naked but HG walked out of the flat. Yet HG was impressed to have seen what could be RB’s proudest asset – his giftedness.

“ In every girl’s life, there’s is a boy she’ll never forget. In every boy’s life, there’s a girl he can never get. “ ~ Unknown

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37 comments:

  1. is this Xtra? not sure :)

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  2. parang si p ito. or e?

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  3. Who??????????????????

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  4. giraffe ha! dami kayang rumored bi. wild guess ko si p? parang malaki nga

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  5. feeling ko si e? x? or p?

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  6. Nauuso ata ang ang blue balling kpag nag-aabroad ang mga artista. Lol. Not too long ago may blind item din abt the bisexual actor with the same circumstamces. Kaibahan nga lng yung dati ngamit nya fingers nya hbang ito nmn latest nganga tlga. Hahahaha. Btw, sinech to? Si S ba ito n ex ni big m?

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  7. nako! mauuso tong "blue - balling" na to.

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  8. Is this M with a puppy dog eyes? Everytime ksi mkakabasa ako ng giftedness cya agad pumapasok s isip ko. Nwitness ko n ksi ang bakat nya s gym and biggie tlga ang sarap lng. Nglway ako. Hahahha. Anyways, i thought full pledged na lalaki lng gusto nya pwd din pla cya s girls. Oh well, instead of suffering from blue balls mgsariling kayod nlng sana pra at least mailabas dba. Skit kya s puson ng blue balls.

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    1. Mukhang ikaw ang nkajackpot ati!. Nsa title ang initials ni M and confirmed nga na gifted siya. And prang nag-out of the country cya for personal reasons. Malabo ksing yung mga binabanggit na sila X or E ( the party boy n nkaexperience din ng gnto) ksi prang work related pag-aabroad ng mga yun although mga biggie din sila and rumored bi. Sure lng ako na hndi si E na mas matanda sa isang E ksi yun ang gay tlga and dyuts yun. Ewan lng kung si P prang hndi nmn cya lumabas ng bansa this past few months.

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  9. same article ba to o different personalities? parehong kwento e

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  10. Yummy si S. Pak

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  11. This is S, orig batch of P

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  12. eto si S na ex ni A

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  13. Parang same with the BI last week ah about blue balling. Either that or uso lang blue balls haha

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  14. Got it! This is S, ex ni b!

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  15. si s*****r ba ito na churvaloo ni ka****e? sarap talaga niya

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  16. It's m... Who jumped to the other side

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  17. Sino to? Who's S?

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  18. Based sa story at sa title parang ngang si S to. I think he is really gifted at talagang rumored bi ito. And i believe rumor lang naman talaga. Lalaki to i think kaya nga gigil dun sa girlash eh

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    1. So ano twag mo s relationship nla ni P dati? Rumor lng din? Yun kya ang pinakaconfirmed n relationship between actors n nscandalized ng husto. Bisexual si S and wlang masama. Kya nga bisexual ang tawag ksi gigil sa lalaki pti babae. Haler! And i think biggie nga si S kya malamang cya ang nsasakdal.

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    2. 2:49 PM nasan ang confirmation? straight yang si S, medyo gentle lng pero napakaL niyan sa mga babae

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  19. si S to nsa title ang clue. yummy!!!

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  20. Congrats, FP, for introducing the term blueballs/blueballing to the masang Pilipino. :) Note lang, it's not only girls who do this. And this is not just for teasing purposes. Pain in the scrotum resulting from any unconsummated sexual act, whether intended or not, that prevents certain male fluids from being released is called a blueball.

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  21. I don't think si S ito na ex ni A prang di naman cya nag abroad recently puro out of town shows lang although marami nga nagsasabi na BIGGIE cya.

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  22. sino si M? di ko knows.. :)

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