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Saturday, September 28, 2013

Caption This: Rayver Cruz

Image courtesy of Instagram: rizzbee

79 comments:

  1. "HIPON ako, kainin mo na ako!"

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    1. Hahaha Rayver is very ordinary looking in person mas marami pang pogi sa campus namin

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    2. Shrimp with Banana.

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    3. You can't even say he's got a good body.. deformed ang chest nya.. I think he's got a medical condition.. any medical experts who can give info on this?

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    4. If he's got a condition, dapat pinagsabihan man lang siya na may disadvantage yung sobrang laki ng katawan niya. I don't get it. Gwapo naman siya pero bakit kailangan pa niyang palakihin katawan niya ng milya-milya? Yan ba ang stratehiya para mapansin siya ng tao? He can still be a certified hunk nang hindi naman nagpapalaki masyado ng katawan.

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    5. Yeah!kakadisappoint nga yang si rayver sa personal...chararat eh!photo and telegenic lang talaga...and ang puti na nga mgfoundation pa!kalowka!

      Teka!walang bukol???lols

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    6. Puro kayo HIPON pero you want See food :) Gwapo ni Rayver hindi Boring :)

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    1. lalo siang pumapangit kasi feeling hot, fail naman

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  3. Pambansang hipon ng Pilipinas

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  4. Vin diesel!!! Nauna ko bago sumpa!

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    1. Oh sure. Buti alam mo na allergic ako sa HIPON.

      - echoserang froglet

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  6. "Vin Diesel" and "Rayver" placed together will curse your sex life forever! - Witchy Witch

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  7. This is the zac efron of our country.

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    1. Zac Epal you mean?

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    2. Mangkukulam, nasaan ka?

      Insulto na yan ah. Hindi HIPON si Zac Efron

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    3. Baka naman ibig mong sabihin ZAC HIPON

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    4. Zac Hipon talaga ha. Lol

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    5. haha ang kulit. yung pinaka malayong hitsura pa talaga ang sinabi!

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    6. ZAC EFRON??? JUSKO!!! Saan banda????

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  8. yuck nag mukang gay bar

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  9. Wish nya siguro na si G yung kumagat nung saging.

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  10. Enchonngo approves of this!

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  11. Sya lang nagpababa ng standard nung bash.

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  12. malaswa! malaswa! - mommy D

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  13. Super feeler ng hipon na yan! As if naman gwapo! Ewwww!

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  14. Nagmukhang cheap ang cosmo bb dahil kay rayver!

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    1. i agree. cosmo nagiging bakya tuloy

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    2. Korek! Binaboy ng ngusong user na yan ung event! Yuck!

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    3. Pak na Pak! Noong mga nakaraang cosmo bachelor bash, wala namang mga eksenang ganyan pero nag-live up pa rin sila sa SEXIEST na word. Apparently, Rayver should be blamed for turning it into a gay bar of sorts.

      Rayver = Miley Cyrus of the Philippines.

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    4. agree! naging cheap ung event. eww

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  15. eat my angry banana...bug0k na yan,galing na yan ke cr,ay este sa cr..lol

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  16. hot very classy ang looks at body. Hollywood ang dating. he is David Beckiman of Philippines

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    1. You had me at "Beckiman"! Beking-beki talaga! Lol

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    2. Anong sinabi mo maki explain!!!

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  17. WOW HIPON NA MAY SAGING!

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  18. naging jowa mo lang si cr ,ganyan ka na rayver! ano bah! pinakain sayu nun! ha! sagot!

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  19. ang swerte ng beki!!!

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  20. parang naguguluhan na ako sa target market/readers ng cosmo philippines

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    1. baka naman FHM binabasa mo teh kaya naguguluhan ka

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    2. labo mo 10:46 konting hinay-hinay sa pagkain ng saging pag may time

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  21. May pectus excavatum ba sya?

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  22. I think you can be sexy without doing this. - derek and ramsay family including jaya ang elizabeth

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  23. dapt totoong saging na lang hahaha!!!

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    1. tiba-tiba ang cosmo pag ganyan.

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  24. ito yung sinabi sa P*N na nagmukang gay bar act. wake up cosmo! mabenta nga itong annual show niyo in terms of revenue but to the wrong audience! does it really help the brand?

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    1. With this kind of scene, I don't think it'll 100% work for Cosmo's branding. Sinira ni Rayver ang real essence ng event. Nagmistulang gay bar ang eksena noong siya na ang rumampa.

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    2. sige lipat na kayo sa FHM 100 sexiest hahaha

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    3. anon 10:47 obvious taga-cosmo ka. hanap ka na lang ng banana supplier for next year, okie?

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  25. th magpakacontroversial

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    1. Trudis. Mas controversial pa rin yung pagrampa ni Tom at Dennis. At kahit pa ipakita na niya yung tunay niyang "banana", the public wouldn't dig it. After all, halos alam naman na ng lahat na ganyan siya sa totoong buhay.

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  26. "Mahilig kaba sa Tempura? If yes, say Aahh.."

    - Inday Kura

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  27. Prawn with a banana? Oooohhlalalala.

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  28. Nakasalubong ko siya dito sa NY. MATANGKAD TALAGA. Pero HIPON din talaga hahahaha di ka mapapalingon.

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  29. Ang AASIM at ang CHOOSY ng mga beki dito. Nakakahiya naman sa inyo...

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    1. Hindi naman siguro maasim or choosy. Karamihan sa mga nagsasabi ng hipon kay Rayver eh tinitignan yung ugali niya. Hindi naman namin siya babansagang pambansang hipon kung 'di rin siya mayabang. That's a fact!

      - matalinong beks

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  30. ano ba yan ang laswa

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    1. korek tlgang disgusting!!!! kacheapan

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  32. ang aarte niyo naman!

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  33. ang chaka ng chest nya flat na kala mo sinagasaan ng pison! mukhang nilukot na papel lang ang istsu ng body nya!

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  34. Bakit cya tinatawag na "Hipon"?

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    1. Maganda ang katawan, pero walang face value. In other words, chakaness! Kumbaga kapag kumakain tayo ng hipon, yung ulo ang tinitira saka itatapon.

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    2. Liam Hemsworth ng Pilipinas.

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  35. Handsome Rayver! I love you!

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  36. Chris Evans ng Pilipinas

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  37. kaderder yuuuuuucccckkk!!!!! pang*t na nga sya lalo p nya pina pang*t image nya

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  38. Sa palagay ko, malaki ang naging influence ni CR sa pagbabago (halos) ng image ni Rayver.

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  39. Mababa-Bea ako nito: "Sana ako na lang... sana ako na lang ulit (isa pa)" LELZ

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  40. korak nag mukahng gaybar. cosmo bbash ba is for women or bekis?

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    1. yun nga ang weird eh...yung magazine pang women pero ang show pang beki. nasan ang connect?

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  41. So cheap! Bakit ganito..? Cosmo is like FHM.. We need to accept it. Pero ung ginawa ni rayver in Public "Ang sagwa" pati ung reaction ng mukha nya..!!

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