Under Maintenance

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Many have noticed that Hot Actress HA exudes more positivity these days – if her social media posts are to be the basis. Maybe she has matured enough after all the bashing thrown her way for years. HA’s critics then had a field day lambasting her for every little blunder she committed. Rightly or wrongly, HA’s infamous attitude has helped put her name into public consciousness. Indeed, she was notoriety personified.

At any rate, anything positive we hear about her becomes a breath of fresh air – and a respite for her, too. HA’s Significant Other SO seems to have influenced her in a good way. But is HA‘s positive aura for real? Wait till you hear what HA’s irate condo neighbors have to say.

Heard from a source that HA makes it a habit to conspire with the maintenance staff of her condominium building to do things in her favor even to the great disadvantage of her fellow residents. She does this so that she can make use of the condo facilities all for herself - in utmost privacy.

How does the conspiracy work?

Reportedly, HA bribes a staff or two to put up an “Under Maintenance” sign infront of the swimming pool everytime she wanted a dip. Naturally, anyone who sees the sign would not even go near the pool knowing that some major cleaning or upkeep was being done. When actually, it was just HA using it.

This has been a habitual practice of HA. For hours, she and company, or sometimes with SO get to enjoy swimming and frolicking in the pool all by themselves. Clever.

This practice allegedly extends even to the use of the gym – where she or her partner flex their muscles privately without worrying over prying eyes, stalkers, etc.

One day, a Suspecting condo Resident SR saw the “Under Maintenance” sign again at the entrance of the pool. Already cynical, SR probed and looked further - what she saw shocked her. Not only was the pool sign lying, but there were two people in it! She saw HA and SO all by themselves, frolicking in the water while engaged in intimate, passionate “actions” – those similarly seen in sexy movies. SR was so mad.

Immediately, SR complained to the office and took to task the staff aka Bribe Takers BT for their big blunder. The BT were profuse in their apologies when they were finally confronted by SR and their boss. No one knew for sure what happened after.

Was HA summoned to the office, too? Wish I knew.
 

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