Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Insta Scoop: Heart Evangelista's False Alarm


Images courtesy of Instagram and Twitter: iamhearte and heart021485

63 comments:

  1. THINK BEFORE YOU CLICK!
    Be an example. Kakahiya, nambintang pa ng ibang tao.

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    1. Naconfuse ako sa binasa ko! I'm lost! Billy joe Crawford ba name nung dog?!

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    2. Sira ba ung keyboard o keypad na gamit ni heart!? O me problem ung hand brain coordination nya?!

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    3. Saan ba lumipat ng tirahan si heart?! Sa me bandang north at parang Hayok na Hayok sa dog meat ung kumukuha na binigyan ng P500???? Naginformal settler na din ba sya para mapa lapit sa masa????? Kung makapagstory animoy sa squatters area lumipat at mga kapitbahay o mga pedestrians e dog hungry!

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    4. Fiollow up: base naman sa nabasa ko ang naging conclusion ko.

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    5. may be she just got an sms from the care taker about what happened..then she concluded that her aspin died..then ayun hindi naman pala..

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    6. Justice for your frustating story telling idol.

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    7. Heart, I suggest you continue with your studies, your english sucks big time. With a partner like Chiz who's a lawyer, wonder how you're able to cope up with him and he to you. Sige ka, baka pag tapos na ang honeymoon period nyo, reality will just bite him. just saying..

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    8. Same to you 11:48 AM: it's "cope with..." and NOT "cope UP with..." In this case, the use of coping is actually used in the wrong sense. What you want to say is you wonder how she can KEEP UP with him, and how he tolerates her.

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    9. hahhaha...good one!

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  2. potek ang labo mag engrish!

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    1. honga! read between the lines na lang ako. pwede naman magtagalog ehhhh....

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    2. Chinese ba itong si heart!?

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    3. yes Chinese siya..

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    4. her mom is a filipina and dad is chinese

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  3. OK lang sana kung ang confusion lang eh kung namatay nga o nag-survive ang dog. Ang buong statement ni Heart ang nakakalito mismo.

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  4. verify muns kasi bago mag post para ka na din politician react muna bago facts hahahah

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  5. ang gulo rin magkwento nito di ko sya maintindihan

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  6. Heart stop speaking in English u are so trying hard.. Why not just spoke in tagalog. Such a shame in our race! OMG!

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    1. you meant just SPEAK in tagalog? lelz

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    2. "such a shame in our race".... ayos-ayos din grammar before you say that ^_^

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    3. try mung maunang gawin yang sarili mong comment! mas trying hard ka teh! English 101 muna teh! bago mag bida bida!

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  7. I dont care about heart i care more about the dog's welfare! I hope the dog's okay!

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  8. Dead agad d ba pwedeng critical muna???? Verify verify din pag may time... -vel

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  9. if only heart evangelista will stop speaking in ENGLISH, we will be a step closer to WORLD PEACE!

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    1. Natawa ako sa commeny mo teh. Winner!

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    2. Wow..
      English = World Peace

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    3. @12:21 AM

      Wala kang konsepto ng hyperbole, kalerks

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  10. Oh my...buti naman ü i love dogs too ü

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  11. Her dog just got shot. Panic mode pa siguro kaya magulo mag kwento. Hope the Vargas recovers well!

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    1. inuna kasi mag tweet kesa icheck ung dog

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    2. Kasi panic na nga, todo Instagram pa. LOL

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  12. Naguluhan ako sa tunay na nangyari.. Pero it breaks my Heart pag sinasaktan o nmay namamatay na aso. :) - gwapongstraight

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  13. OMG! Ala-Marian rin pala si Heart. Gulat lang ako. Di pa marunong gumamit ng right punctuation marks kaya lalong rambol rambol statement nya.

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  14. Siba naging VJ ng MYX yan kaloka yung english hahaha!
    naawa ako sa dog nya :(

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  15. wth did she say?

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    1. I took it upon myself to edit her tweet.

      "Our Aspin Vargas was found dead beside our gate yesterday...when they [perpetrator?] tried to pull him, one of our caretaker[s] told him, 'don't touch Vargas, he's our dog.' He [caretaker?] was offered 500. Kung sino ka man, how could you kill this dog para lang magkapulutan kayo. Justice for Vargas."

      "Our Aspin made it. Sorry for the confusion...He is now in [the] animal house but [is] critical."

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    2. thanks, 6:46am whew! heart, see edited version, that's how it's done.

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  16. I understand heart kasi ako sobrang dog lover ako to the point nangangaway ako ng tao at naging judgemental pag nakakita lang ng may mali. I feel sorry for the dog I pray for his fast recovery, seriously. Dogs are mans bestfriend and they love their master more than they love themselves.

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  17. Naku, e sa Animal House niya dinala. Grabe dun hindi nila malaman kung ano'ng problema nung aso, singil lang ng singil para sa gamot at procedures. Hanggang sa lumala at mamatay na yung aso :(

    Dog owners beware. Huwag diyan sa Animal House kung gusto niyo pa mabuhay mga alaga niyo.

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  18. Saan na ba nakatira si Heart ngayon? Parang ang scary naman nung bagong location ng house niya.

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  19. yung grammar yata agad na napansin ko..kala ko pa naman perfect grammar kasi maka english e..turn off. anyway..ibang usapan talaga pag pets ang involve..im not a dog lover before, but when i got one, i cant imagine my life without my shih tzu anymore.

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  20. Kelangan may emphasis sa Aspin

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  21. Pag may manakit sa aso ko, manggigiyera rin ako! parang anak na yan eh.

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  22. unawain nyo na yang babaeng yan! from her mother's mouth na nanggaling high school lang natapos nya at puro kaartehan lang ang alam... ang you call her an it girl at sosyal kuno...

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  23. if you do not love pets, you will not understand heart. heart has a thingy for dogs. so, kahit aspin pa yan, love pa din niya and will cause alarm. blame it on your perception of the title. false alarm kayo ng iniisip.

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  24. Ano ba namang pag uutak meron kayo. Her dog almost died, kaya di na sia nakapag kwento ng maayos.. ganun talaga pag nagpapanic na! Hay naku ang kikitid ng utak ng mga tao dito! Is it always about the grammar? I hope her dog's okay na

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    1. Haay nako...uu nga..ang daming dyos ng grammar dito..as if the grammar matters..the subject is the DOG..the life of a dog. Aspin man yan or may lahi,may buhay yan...Haay nako.

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  25. i feel sorry for the dog but i feel more sorry for the way heart speaks and write english.

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  26. Nagkulang lang ng punctuation, kung ma-react yung iba, grabe naman! Intindihin na lang yung message.

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    1. Exactly, that's the point, hindi maintindihan ang message nya.

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  27. Pati ako n confuse s sinabi ni heart. Sna nag tagalog n lng sya pra naintindihan gusto nya sabihin. Gayahin mo bf mo tagalog kung magsalita di pinipilit mag english

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  28. interpretation: May mga pg na tao sa labas ng gate na nagtangkang patayin si Dog para ipampulutan sa inuman. The kasambahay (one of many) was the one who found Dog lying there. Heart paid 500 to "ransom" the dog from the hungry people. The household thought the dog was dead. But he survived thankfully, and is in animal care. Assuming si Heart na basta tao sa labas ay eaters ng dog meat. Pangit magenglish si Heart. Confirmed na b**s si Heart.

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  29. Heart, study and learn proper English next time. Aanhin ang make-up and brands sa mukha if b**o ng english mo. Learn to use period or comma.

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  30. Mag-Tagalog na lang po kasi. Para safe sa grammar nazis.

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  31. If you go to her ig, maintindihan nyo. The dog was shot sa rest house nila I think sa bulacan by dog eaters na mga nakayira nearby... I read that the dog survived but baka hindi na makalakad... oo ang sama mag English ni heart dyan, but para sakin ang laki ng issue na binaril yung aso para makain. No to animal cruelty! May mga ganun pa palang tao. Sorry, im big dog lover and I sympathize with her kahit ang sakit sa ulo basahin ng pinost nya.

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  32. Napansin ko lang bakit kaya kapag may interviews si Heart, napaka smart niyang sumagot. Spontaneous and correct ang grammar sa English. Sinabi rin Sen. Miriam Santiago, Anthony Pangilinan, Mo Twister, Wilson Lee Flores at iba pa na she have both beauty and brains. Pero pagdating pagti-tweet sobrang sablay. Kahit simpleng sentence sa english hindi siya makaconstrue ng maayos. Dinugo ilong ko sa pagbabasa. Hindi kaya PA niya nagtutweet para sa kanya?

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