Thursday, June 20, 2013

The Jeweled Package

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ELECTION season is one of the most-anticipated events by celebrities as it gives them a lot of earning potentials, mostly via candidate endorsements. While others do it conscientiously (endorsing only candidates whom they believe in), most do it for the huge monetary consideration.

The figures are really very tempting to begin with. Nowhere are celebrities paid that much for a given period lasting a few months. So huge are the payoffs that those contracted are able to build a dream house, a car after only a few months of work.

Sexy Star SS is one of those who made a killing in the last campaign season. She was  in-demand, her services were sought out by politicos to add some oomph to their boring speeches and faces.

SS although not really talented made up for the visual treat that she provided on stage and on camera for those oogling eyes to feast on. Everybody knows how visual are the mass electorate that comprise a big percentage of the voting population.

After the elections, SS was only too overwhelmed with the added zeroes to her bank account. It was indeed the best time she ever had – less work, more fun, more cash.

But did you know that there’s talk going around that SS pushed her luck a little further? Reportedly, a very bitter national candidate NC who spent millions upon millions in his campaign lost overwhelmingly and was so depressed and inconsolable for a long time. His consultant-politico CP got seriously bothered with NC’s condition and he wanted to appease him. Needless to say, he wanted to gift NC with “something.”

CP thought of SS whom he contacted - and was he surprised that SS said yes right away? The next day - SS the gift – pretty and ribboned - was delivered to NC’s doorstep.

Yes it is, the gift did work wonders on NC.

“It feels so wrong, it feels so right, because of you I am out for blood tonight.”

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138 comments:

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    1. Oh I get it! Thanks for the clue :)

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    2. Sure ba Ito!??? Tuloy! Sino ung national candidate na inamo? Magkano TF?

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    3. d yan pwede kahit ilagay ang initial sa title

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    4. N ikaw ba yan?

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    5. korek! kaya ba inde na nya kinareer ang F kc mas malaki kita nya nung election?

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    6. Hindi yan pwede kay Knock Knock

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    7. Puwede kaya. Initials ni knock knock plus initials ni candidate. Pati na rin ung initials ng nagbigay ng gift.

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    8. d yan pwede kay s

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    9. kaya pala nung umalis si SS sa H, hirap cguro kasi nakagift wrap na ata ready to be delivered na sya....

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    10. faano maging si D yan e SHE nga eee...

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    11. Who's there? S loser. S Loser who?????

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    1. please tell me bakit Knock! Knock?

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    2. Paki knock knock nga bungo ni 3:20

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    3. kinakatok kasi

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  3. KaH to! Sure na! They hardly make a decent living out of their "projects" in their station. They had to contend themselves with eating pan de sal and sardines everyday. That's why they are desperate to have extra income once in a while. KaF people are not like KaH. They're very wealthy, classy and elegant. They live in exclusive estate and villas.

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    1. Ito na yung copy paste na kaH. Nakaabang ata sa lahat ng BI kaloka. Parang clicsense lang.

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    2. Ang kulet mo! You make my day!

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    3. weh? last mo na yan anon 12:17am wala ka bang friends to keep you busy haha

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    4. Mga Patola! hahah!

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    5. 'they live in exclusive estate and villas' correct, but provided by their benefactors, hahaha tagong landi

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    6. Wahaha hindi ka first ngayon!

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  4. c d ba ito? siya lang lgi kong nakikita sa pangangampanya eh..

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  5. Pag dito may nagsabing kah itech, hay! Copy paste lang ata yun.

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  6. para sa bayan 'to!

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  7. nak nak, hus der?

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  8. kaFP asan na kau???clues pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee

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  9. Yung puro ganda lang. Knockers!

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  10. I think this is knock knock kasi sexy star tas may bugaw issue e... e sya lang nmn yung may issue before na mismong tita nya daw yung nagbubugaw sa kanya

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  11. si knock knock nga. Sino si candidate? Yung ineendorse ba nya?

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  12. Not knock knock, nanalo ang candidate na in-endorse nya.

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    1. hindi lang naman iisa candidate ang inindorso nya eh kundi yung buong party ata.

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    2. Nanalo nga ang inendorso ni D.

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  13. Bqueen to! sure na sure ako!

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    1. mali ka. wala sa clue ang initials nya

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  14. Di ko padin magets. Haist :(

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  15. Sino sya? More clues naman jan pls..

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  16. Member ng female sexy group... nakapark ang sasakyan ni J,,,

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    1. no! may edad na yan at hindi na sya ganon ka sexy. at parang hindi naman sya isa sa mga endorsers

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  17. F na hindi marunong magproject, kahit bedsheet lang ang suot.

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  18. SS daw eh... girl.... bka si d to... tama ba?kaso J?

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    1. may P rin o. baka intial ng surname yang P na yan

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    2. vuhket si D e girlaloo cya? nagfa-ex change?

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  19. utang na loon Daiana nyo ang mga clues mga matatalino Dyan. atat na Ako malaman sino itech

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  20. Iilang lang sa natalo ang may capacity na gumastos ng milyon at tunay na lalaki, at wala akong nakita na sexy star na nagendorsed sa kanila. Sino itey????

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    1. Tawag lang kasi sa kanya sexy pero hindi naman talaga sya sexy, mukha ngang wala naman syang curve masyado

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  21. Ahh gets ko na. Knock! Knock!

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  22. Sino si NC clue naman... Bookingera din pala si D

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  23. BAKIT?!? Si D ba to? Hmmm... Siya lang nakita kong sexy starlet na nag-stand out during the campaign eh. But then again, I'm just guessing as well. So we'll wait for more clues. :)

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  24. Help naman I have no idea sa sinasabi nyong knock knock :(

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    1. katok-katok lang sa ano pag may time ateng.

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    2. san ka ba kumakatok ??? knock on the wood??

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  25. hindi si D yan. basahin nyo ang title. nasa title ang initial ni SS

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  26. may inendorso si Knock Knock and nanalo naman!!

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    1. hindi lang naman iisa ang inindorso nya, buong partido

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    2. Basahin uli ang BI. Hindi inindorse ni Knock Knock si politico. Niregalo lang siya kay politico.

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  27. Ah so si J..ex ng kagrupo dati sa sayaw ni Mr. S. Kaya pala hirap hulaan..starlet kasi..hahaha. Mahilig sya mag-park ng car

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  28. imposibleng si D ito kc nanalo ung ineendorse nya, at impossibleng makasingit ang ganitong transaction sa nanay niya

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    1. Di naman sinabing sa mismong inendorse nya sya biregalo. Di ba pwedeng kapartido ng inendorse nya??

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  29. Sino b yang knock knock na d? Knockknock means doorbell dba? Eh lalaki naman yun?
    Clues pls

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    1. no bells or whistles were heard

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    2. Kelan pa naging "knock knock" ang doorbell, teh?

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    3. Malapit ka na 'teh! Konting analyze na lang!

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  30. NC maraming lafang CP k ng uwaawit SS parte ng bahay

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  31. Gusto ko masaya ka....happy na si SS sa datung.

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    1. Parehas tayo ng hula. Initials nila parehas ang nasa title.

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  32. dating boarder ba to?

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  33. She is not the d everyone is telling. It is not the truth. The real cast on this blind item article is a Foreigner with a foreign blood. Her top name is sounded as the famous but popular brand of S. She is also on the r show which you can listen to. I hope it helps a lot.

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    1. Natural foreigner may foreign blood.. May foreigner ba na may Filipino blood? Isip Isip Lang pag may time

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    2. meron kaya, yung mga sa labas pinanganak, foreigner kasi hindi natural born citizen, FILIPINO lang by blood.

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    3. Teh magtagalog ka na lang.wag na ipilit.sakit sa noo eh

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    4. @2:42 oo may foreigner na filipino blood. mga pilipino na pinanganak at lumaki sa ibang bansa kaya by law ay foreigner cla.

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    5. Eh paano ung mga folipino na pnanganak sa Venus? Ano ang tawag dun?

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    6. wag na magtalo, basta mali ang english nya, tapos!! :))

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    7. Dont correct me if Im not wrong. This arguement was some sort of bloody hell. Please use your come on sense!

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  34. SS - N. CP - Masaya NC - relative ni C

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  35. Pwede din D na nsa kah... kasama ni B sa sitcom nya

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  36. It can be D. Coz it wasn't mentioned in this BI that SS endorsed NC. If I'm thinking it right, the one that SS endorsed and NC both belong to one political party.
    The first name of NC and last name of SS is on the title. Hope I am right.

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    1. Same thoughts here. So I don't get those who keep on saying na kesho nanalo ineendorse nya.

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  37. member ng V.. laging nakapark.. Kaya pala J

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  38. ang candidate...masaya

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  39. Delivered to NC's doorstep daw.! And comprehend the 7th paragraph carefully. It didnt say naman that SS endorsed NC. Malay mo, si CP ang in-endorse ni SS.

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  40. nanalo ba yung candidate na may J ang intial? kasi kung natalo sya parang alam ko na kung sino. yung J ay yung natalong kandidato at yung P ay SS. ring any bells?

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  41. yung J na yan ay yung natalong politician. isa sya sa may pinakamalaking ginastos sa campaign. yung P sa title sa taas, yan si SS. isa sya sa endorser ng buong partido.

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  42. SS = f NC = j CP = ?

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  43. i'm gonna knock on your doorstep

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  44. Everybody happy naman pala...

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  45. Hindi yan pwede kay NC! Hahaha!

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  46. SS = Why oh why? NC = hindi pwede sa kanya yan

    Clueless kung sino si CP, haha

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  47. nasa title ang initial name ... un ang tawag ng mga friends nya

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  48. SS although not really talented says knock knock. Top spender loser s cries huhuhu

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  49. Di ko pa rin sila kilala. Starlet siguro ito.

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  50. ang beauty ni knock knock..losyang na..parang ang daming lalaki na ang naging ma-biyaya dahil s knya..super dami na tlagang tsismis yan sa knya na pang regalo dw..tingnan mo kahit walang project,buhay na buhay...

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  51. SS-ung last name nya binubuksan at sinasara...yung name nya ang guy rin..

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  52. Natalo nga kaya malungkot 

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  53. sya ba yung humingi ng maraming color ng shoes?

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  54. Ayus kilala ko na =) J = initial - nung biggest spender but lost sa recent election. P = D

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  55. Yung name pwede sa lalake.

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  56. SS - knock knock NC - initial ng first name asa title CP - p ng f party 

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  57. ito yung patagong nakunan ng picture sa isang meeting de avanse!!! 

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  58. ex ng dating member ng s?

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  59. SS - kanta ni l NC - kapatid ni d

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  60. di ba knock knock comes from a wealthy family? kelangan pa talaga nya ilako sarili nya just for money? unless naghihirap na sila?

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    1. Not that wealthy enough to live in one of the exclusive subd. /village. May kaya lng but not rich.

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  61. lalo na syang maraming pambili ng votes hehehe

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  62. She cam from a well to do family right?masyado naman siya greedy sa money. tsk tsk. di na nkuntento sa kinita niya.

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  63. SS is S NC is J who lost CP is J whose brother J (and was endorsed by S)

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  64. CP-high official ng isang area na parating binabaha pag umuulan. SS- S NC-K

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  65. SS--knock knock NC - d pwede yan CP - maaaring related ke N natin or yung other half ng P

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  66. Is this knock knock and the gentleman from S?

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  67. Si J at J hihihi

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  68. Isn't she the D na kababayan ni G ? Si SS is not knock knock. her initials ay same ng first 2 initials ni talong politico :)

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  69. SS - kanta ni l NC - kapatid ni d

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  70. nasa title ang lahat ng involved CP- sounds D NC-Jewelled SS-Package,hirap ipromote yung image ni NC as spoiled brat kid.

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  71. Kya pala mukhang dry at tuyot na si SS. Laspag na

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  72. si SS knock knock nga and si NC may konek sa blood??

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  73. si nc ba ay si swerte? "It feels so wrong, it feels so right, because of you I am out for blood tonight." may blood kc.. hehe

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