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Friday, May 3, 2013

Like or Dislike: Heart Evangelista for Esquire


Images courtesy of Instagram: iamhearte
Note: Unedited version according to @iamhearte

121 comments:

  1. Obviously, very fake ang hinaharap. Hay nako, photoshop FAIL!

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    1. not at all..she had those augmented years ago..maka very fake ka naman..

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    2. Augmented ka diyan, eh di fake nga!

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    3. sobrang laki nmn ng hinaharap nya dyan!!

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    4. Te, augmented is still fake no! Kasi na-retoke na yan and nag-under the knife na! Shunga lang?

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    5. Fakest (Photoshopped or Augmented) B**bs Award goes to Heart!

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    6. water bra ?

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    7. Di hamak na mas fierce tingnan si Heart sa unedited version (according sa kanya ha). Sana yun na lang ang ginamit. Eh ang shonget ng pose niya sa cover. Ang panga...bow!

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    8. kung tatakbong senador and dalawang bubelyas, sure win na! :p

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    9. LOL 4:51am

      Pero true na fake. Sinabay sa gallstone operation nya dati ang pagpapalagay

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    10. definitely fake b**bay.....liit kaya nyan dati.

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    11. yan yung tipong, nakahiga na sya pero mistulang mayon volcano pa din ang b**bs nya!

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    12. probably fake b**bs, but she is soooo hot!!! aminin! but of course, mga nega nga pala mga nagco-comment dito

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    13. FP, please do a Before and After version ni Heart! Sure aketch na super fake ang bombshells niya!

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  2. Obvious na surgically enhanced na ang hinaharap. Hope she doesn't identify the doctor, kahiya ang result, so obviously fake!

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    1. Push up bras can also do the trick!

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    2. sana sa fhm nlng cia nagpose mas madami bumibili sa fhm. maggaganyan din naman ciempre dun na s established at sikat na mag for men...

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    3. Yes push up bras plus make up!

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    4. Lawrence See, really? You use those push ups? What if there's nothing to push?

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    5. pero hindi ganyan kalaki b**bs niya sa mga ig pics niya pag naka swimsuit, you can check them out. baka nagpalaki na, nagpush up bra pa

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  3. Parang ang awkward ng face niya! Super disproportionate to the rest of her body! At kelan pa naging ganyang kalaki ang puppies niya eh nakita ko na si Heart sa personal, very flat yan eh. Halatang nasobrahan sa photoshop treament.

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    1. Mapanga xa!!

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    2. Mali ka teh'. Her jugs are super big in person. Pero magaling sya mamili ng damit to cover it up.

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    3. YEH HINDI PHTOSHOP AND B**BS. retoke to the ma level

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    4. anon 6;40. i disagree! maybe big na now but definitely flat before. i wonder if i can send pic here to prove she used to be a cup a.

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    5. anon 6;40. pano naman icocover up if naka 2pc swimwear lang? nkita ko na yan with echo sa bora...liit kya. malaki pa dibdib ni echo. lol

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    6. Anon 3:14 Lol! Talagang malaki pa dibdib ni Echo ha? Obvious na b@@b job, wag magbulag bulagan ang mga tards

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  4. this photo is screaming PEKENG BUBELYAS! galit na galit sa bronzer ang makeup artist nito at nilagay lahat sa dibdib.

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  5. photoshop b**bies!

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  6. angel aquino much ang arrive niya dito...

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    1. Isang malaking CHECK!

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    2. Agree! Si Angel din agad naisip ko. A poor version of Angel Aquino, that is.

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  7. Bat parang sobrang laki ata ng dibdib n heart dito? Di na cya fresh looking. Araw araw siguro. Hmmm?

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  8. Parang yung tank top lang ang tanging totoo sa picture hayy

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  9. Chakalou! -end of comment-

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  10. hot pero parang ibang body naman ung ginamit. lol.

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  11. Very dry, as in isdang tuyo! Halata namang fake ang lightbulbs! At ang shonget ng arrive ng fez niya! Parang ewan!

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  12. Etong esquire mag na to grabe kung makaphotshop parang wala ng bukas kaloka! Lahat ng nilalabas nilang issue superrr photoshopped parang cartoons na ang celebrities minsan eh hehehe!

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  13. Technologically enhanced!!! Hehehe... meron daw siyang "unedited" photo from that shoot sa IG niya LOL can't find the difference at all

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  14. Maganda nga yan kahit wrinkled na sya and all tayung tayu parin ang mga b**bsikels..

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  15. Hindi ganyan kahaba ang torso nya huh. Plus the b**bs was overly emphasized here. I've always wondered at how big they have become over the years. It does look slightly surgically enhanced, although she has thanked Victoria's Secret push-up bras over and over for it. If that's the case, then dapat gawin siyang endorser ng VS. Effective ang bra nila.

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  16. Fake b**bs fake heart.

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    1. nagparetoke din ng puso? grabe noh

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  17. Chiz and Heart have just reached a new LOW. How to get re-elected?
    Step 1: Associate yourself w/ a starlet.
    Step 2: Make the parents pissed w/ you and the GF defends you.
    Step 3: Get GF to rebel so much that she'll pose in a mens mag scantily dressed to get the parents even more pissed BONUS POINTS: pose on exactly election month. (Bravo for hitting 2 birds w/ 1 stone)
    ANOTHER BONUS: Get her also to surgically enhance her bumpers to pose wonderfully AND enjoy recreational-ly after.

    Bravo, Chiz! Well played, i just might vote for you.

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    1. Daming kuda. Kaantok!

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    2. 1:15 Magbasa kasi para di ignorante. :)

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    3. ^^^Agree. Kawawang girl.

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  18. salamat doc na nga yung hinaharap, na-photoshop pa rin?

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  19. Maganda sya pero OA yung photoshoppe, yun lang! Puro BS naman jowa nya sa pez.

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  20. dislike! photshopped,ang obvious.

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  21. Super like na like...ang hot nya..grabe!

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  22. Super like na like...ang hot nya..grabe!

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  23. Wow na wow.....like na like..lucky chiz lol

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  24. Wow na wow.....like na like..lucky chiz lol

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  25. I bet you my life that shes not even a registered voter!!

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  26. I think she's okay. I've seen the inside pages, she really is HOT :)

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    1. Those pages went under the photoshop treatment. Don't believe everything that you see. :)

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    2. Of cOurse mags photoshop pictures. Hindi naman photo album binebenta nila.

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    3. Oh right. Apparently, some people know how Photoshop works. Kaya nga naghahire ang mga magazines ng magaling na team behind these photos because they can do the trick even without or with minimal photoshop. Just saying.

      -An Insider

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  27. like the idea, don't like the execution. i still love heart!

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  28. B**b job definitely, hindi photoshopped. Magic bra spells magic. Nevertheless, she's HOT.

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  29. parang hindi niya katawan. sinuperimpose ang ulo sa katawan ng isang model.

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  30. vote for her b**belya! yan ang message. kaloka

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  31. She's wearing push up bra that's why her b**bies are "protruded". She posted an unedited version of this on her instagram. I find her smoking hawt!

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  32. Vote for the fakest b**bs award

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  33. chiz hits the jackpot. Maganda na, Sobrang yaman pa!

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  34. Girls would understand that even small b**bs can create illusions with push up bras. And hey, if you would look at Heart's commercials, medyo may hinaharap naman talaga siya. Talagang inemphasize lang dito to make her look hot!

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  35. She's more appealing than her mortal enemy.

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  36. Stop hating people, just admit that she has really the face and the body. Keri lang heartyy.

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    1. Retoke yan day. Punta ka sa Retokada website, makita mo.

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    2. To 7:12 AM - Paki namin kung retokada sya, ikaw pumunta dun kasi masyado ka mapait. Face mo paretoke kac walang wala ka kay Heart! Tse!

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    3. bitter!!!! I saw her in person. maganda talaga at sexy!!!

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  37. Like! She's hot!

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  38. People..... napaka Nega nyo lately?! Halos lahat ng comment Nega! Magaganda kayong lahat? Hahahah

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    1. Oo, vaket? May angal?

      Beking Gandara

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    2. weh beking gandara, asa ka pa. Heart is hot, ke retokada, photoshopped, nasobrahan sa bronzer. and still looks great even when fresh faced. questionable nga lang ang choice niya sa lalaki ngayon

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  39. So not her. Saw her in person sa makati Shang , flat as a pancake ang front nya saka she Hindi ganyan ka define ang curves. Pero Yung Mukha she's better looking in person

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  40. watch nyo video,wonder bra lang and make up.

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  41. mas like ko yung unEdited :)))

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  42. I agree with her. Mas like ko ung unedited version. Sa cover page masyadong inistretch ang dibdib para mas lumaki at mas pinaliit ung beywang.

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  43. Vote a message from the future first lady of the Philippines...

    -xoxo Heart ✰


    My gosh, I wish people who plan to represent the country in the future would think ahead of the consequence of their action.


    -kakalurkeypinaupongtarkey

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  44. I'm not voting for your "boyfriend"!

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  45. I don't like the pic they chose! She looks old and haggard there and her eyes look DEAD. She looks MUCH better in the pic she posted in Instagram.

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  46. Mas malaki yung breast sa Esquire cover kesa dun sa Instagram. Heart is showing the unedited version para dun sa mga nagdududa kung phinoto shop yung cover.

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  47. ang swerte tlaga ni cheeze! titingnan nya pa lang wankata ni puso, heaven na ang feeling! lol!

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  48. Super like! Go Heart and Chiz!

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  49. she is hot! I must say, the unedited version is waaaay better than the cover. :)

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  50. I think her "unedited" pic is a notch better.

    But does she really have to wear that tank top and bikini in asking people to VOTE?

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    1. Duh? It's a men's mag. Do you think their issues would sell if they feature a fully-clothed nun on the cover? Shunga mo lang eh no!

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    2. And YOU are very very rude indeed!

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  51. like! ganda ni hearty..


    -cassandra

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  52. keber if nagparetoke. sa mga in denial na nagparetoke siya, keber din.

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  53. How could Ch let Love do that? Even if she's willing, he still can give advise her not to (do it) if he objects. it's okay if it the top doesnt have the word "vote" but we all know what's behind the concept. it's like he sold this girl with not much to wear to campaign for him.

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    1. Yan exactly ang naisip ko when I saw this photo.

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  54. unedited photo is wayyyyy better... either way, i think she is hot...

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  55. I dont think she went under the knife. Its just the way they edit the pic for the cover. Heart has the body and yes push up bra works. :)Gmik days palang maganda na sya at she has the body. So stop hating. Sya ang orig na chinita plus beauty, body and brain

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    1. i agree sa body and beauty. but brains? hahahahah come on! e sa twitter nga niya she says "you should of...you could of..." ...plus in her interviews there isn't much substance there. sorry.

      but she is pretty.

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  56. Sexy and hot but sl**ty. Sana they did a sexy, hot but classy pictorial nalang especially as she is being associated with a senatorial candidate.

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  57. yes, parang ganyan ba ka desente mapose ang girlfriend senatotial candidate, or isipin na lang na ok ba maging first lady. i dont like heart for chiz., sana maghiwalay na sila., di naman superstar c heart. we will vote for chiz but i dont like heart for him.

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  58. I dont like Heart anymore. She became too cheap. Ang tigas tigas pa tingnan ng b**bsie yuck. kaloka! Lapastangan pa sa magulang. DISLIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  59. Air filled b**bsicles!!!

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  60. I agreed with heart mas maganda yung hindi ginawang cover.

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  61. From fezlak to julagang b**bies jafakers na. Hanap kayo ng before pic nya para marefresh memory nyo kung ano talaga itsura ni heart dati.

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  62. Nagpadagdag cya tlga ng hinaharap pero di katulad jan sa cover. Na photoshop lang yan e. She posted the raw photo on her IG acct.

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  63. retokada nose and b**bs.

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  64. dapat yung unedited ang cover! laking sayang. hindi gaano maganda yung actual cover and her b**bs look annoying

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  65. Ganda! I see Maggie Q. In her :)

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  66. her bust are porn-ish indeed

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  67. sa mga nagsasabi ng fake yung b**bs try nyo mag wonderbra para ganun din yung harap nyo at dapat totoong girl ang magsosoot ha LOL. kaloka!

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  68. it looks bigger than normal, even in the video of that shoot.. you can see na enhanced nga b**bies nya. either push up and makeup or she had it done surgically.

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  69. Strong resemblance to Olivia Palermo

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  70. Goodness! HOTNESS overload! Mainggit kayong lahat! Haters are loosers! Hahahahaha!!

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