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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Desperate Measures

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Cover girl CG is acting up like she is so desperate for a lover. Once she was linked to the Hottest Guy HG in town. After her split with HG, she hooked up with a Very Popular musician VP who after a while dumped her. Right now, CG's undivided attention is focused on this one cute Media Personality MP.

CG tries her best to get noticed by MP at all costs, to the extent that she relentlessly stalks him via social network. Only recently, CG allegedly sent MP something sweet to his office. Unfortunately, due to health limitations, MP wasn't able to consume it. Hence, it was his staff who did the consuming for him. At MP's latest tv guesting, the Host HO, who was a friend to CG made insinuations to MP that CG's got a crush on him, as in he is the apple of her eyes. Surprised by such declaration, the ever gentleman PM, didn't want to offend HO and managed (or pretended?) to look like tickled, or "kilig" in tagalog. Being in media and aware of how television can cruelly magnify expressions, MP's reaction was understandable.

In one of MP's tv assignments, his heart went out to his subject, a Weather Forecaster WF. He took pity on the man for being so lowly paid that he couldn't even afford to have a cellphone. CG who was as expected watching MP at that time took the opportunity to once again make her presence felt, and perhaps gain points. Guess what CG did? She immediately sent over units of cellphone to MP's office. The package's sender's names indicated it came from CG and her gay bff.

But wait, there's more! In another situation, MP was going to host a formal corporate event and he tweeted asking his friends where he could buy a nice suit. CG read his tweet, and again came to the rescue and offered to send someone to take MP's measurements -- a subtle yet vulgar way of saying she would provide what he needed. But MP politely turned it down.

Seriously, those in the know said that MP just wants CG out, as he is completely turned off by her over-aggressiveness in pursuing him. Sounds cruel to hear for someone being alluded to. But, yes, the truth really hurts.

For those who don't know MP's background, his actions speak a lot about him and where he comes from. He just can not be dazzled and bought. And to CG, after your experiences with MP, guess it's about time to reassess yourself and learn more on what works best. Try another tack, something that won't disappoint big time. Also, prayers help.

174 comments:

  1. Kamukha ni Vice Ganda!

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    1. Maski anong gawin ni Vicki Belo, magkakahawig pa rin ang tatlong sisterettes. Di ba, VG, SG at LU ?

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    2. Kapal! Isama ba si SG sa magkamukha. Saka maganda si CG, insecure ka lang na Hindi ka naging ex ni popoy!

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    3. ang kamukha ni kabayo....sya naman ay kabayong mababa ang lipad....nyahahahahaha!

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    4. isama tlaga c SG??? maganda cvSG noh!!!

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  2. CG - kamukha ni very giddy hahahahah

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    1. Kamukha ni Sarah G?

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    2. Sino nagsulat nang kamukha ni SG? Magsalamin ka,nga! Ikaw si duling ano! Intskyur!

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    3. Pero connect naman. Stylist ni SG. Not Look-a-Like.

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    4. Hindi naman to kamukha ni SG, shape pa lang ng mukha, Waley na. Ang haba ng mukha ni LIZard noh! Di hamak na mas angat ang simple at di retokadang ganda ni SG, ikumpara ba???? Mga haters

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    5. @9AM: haters? I don't think haters sila, they are just airing their opinions bakit ka highblood agad agad eh sa tingin nila kamuka ng idol mo si giddy eh, selos ka gusto mo ikaw kamuka ni giddy? I pity you kasi so sobrang pagkaFanTard mo in denial ka pa rin na RETOKADA din si idol mo. What kind of FanTard are you, bat di mo alam na nagparhino sya? Bulag-bulagan ang peg? I bet di mo sya nakita lalo na nung bagong lipat pa lang sya sa kafams, kayumanggi at flatbread ang noseline! Madami na din yang na-inject na gluta sa katawan coz I saw her again a few times aba maputi na ang lola mo at may bridge na, yun nga lang may isang tama ka, simple pa din after all the injections and procedures!

      Please FP post my comment early christmas gift mo na pretty please?:)

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  3. "Also, prayers help."

    OMG! BURN! FP, i love it! haha!

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  4. hay naku ang kamukha ni kabayo! magtigil sya ha dahil hindi sya kagandahan! siguro nilandi din nya ang ex nyang si popoy...kaya din siguro nakikipagbarkada sya sa mga magaganda para naman mahawaan sya ng konti sa kagandahan nila

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    1. MP is so low profile kahit news anchor pa sya, di sya papatol sa isang tulad ni CG na mahilig sa mga parties at makikipag social climbing with her social climbing friends!

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    2. Talagang di papatol si MP kay CG, kapag taga Diliman kayo malamang narinig nyo ang chika re MP, puede rin namang wishful thinking Ng mga bwahahaha

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    3. Hindi si CG ang may type sa kanya kundi ang mga girlies na beki friends nila. Isa malamang sa mga twins ang may gusto kay molecules! Hahaha. Baka magalit si future congresswoman sa Cebu

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  5. PM - loves ni krizzy kalerqui hahaha

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  6. cg= yung stylist na dating jowa ni ingat
    pm = reporter na prof sa isang school sa cavite. dati nyang jowa eh engaged na.

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  7. nyak! yung kambal ni kabayo to! PLIZ, magpahabol ka naman hindi yung ikaw nalang lagi ang naghahabol sa mga lalaki.

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  8. MP - ung crush ni Krizzy tapos si CG eh ung ka look alike daw ni Petra.

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  9. twin sister ni praybeyt benjamin.. c horsie stylist ba toh :) basta yung parang lalake ang boses..

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  10. the Lady Unluckily is ingat's ex-gf

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    1. Kalayo nman ng sagot mo teh!? Bagsak ka for today haha!

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    2. Anon 12:34 anong malayo dun? Basahin mo nga mabuti.. Mas bagsak ka, kick out ka na!!

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    3. 12:34AM ikaw ang bagsak, tama kasi sagot nya eh diba? LOL ex gf talaga ni ingat itong nasa BI

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    4. tama nmn sagot niya ah!! ikaw ang bagsak Anon 12:34am!!

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    5. Aminin mo anon 12:34, ikaw si amalayer noh?

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  11. CG- stylist na mukhang kabayo
    HG-bf ni angel
    PM-eheads
    MP-luvs ni krizzy

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    1. Congratulations! Perfect ka sa exam! Kalerqui.

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  12. It's the stylist - ex of popoy and cover girl of cosmo. The guy is an alumni of 5 and up :p the girl is very desperate indeed

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  13. kay Krizzy Kalerqui pa rin ang huling halakhak...LOL! :)

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  14. uyyy.. grabe nmn pghhabol nya ky molecule.. is her face dt thick n d nya mfeel molecule doesn't lyk her at ol? gnun guro kkpal foundation nya.. wake up gurl.. good acts of a man to d guy.. kudos.. bt wondering hu was d hottest guy b4 her short-livd romance wd pambura head guy.. clues pls.. =)

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    1. eh di si popoy ingat!

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    2. ay! haha.. d q un naicp coz dnt thnk he's hot at ol..

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  15. eto ba yung na lock ky popoy

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    1. wrong. pero may kinalaman din sya kay popoy. hehehehehe. --baclang parloristuh

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  16. Lagot sya kay krizzykalerQUI! MP is a year ahead of me sa university. Lets watch 5andUp?

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  17. Uy siya ba to? at si love na love na wallpaper ni kalerqui! :)

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  18. uy uy uy pag-ibig... nakakakilig parang sine... charot!

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  19. HG - INGAT
    PM - LIGAYA
    MP - AA KAFAMILY
    CG - UGLY ITO UY

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  20. si media personality yung lactose intolerant.

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  21. UY! Sino sino kaya ito? lol

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  22. Hmmmm style ni stylist bulok...lol!!padala ka magnum!!

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  23. hoooy twin ni horsey, kay krizzy si papa A noh!

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  24. Yung kamukha na daw ni pambansang kabayo say ng ex nyang alcoholic.....hehehe

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  25. Ah, si stylist. Di na kinain ni basic unit of matter ang ipinadala nyang cakes kasi lactose-intolerant si basic unit of matter :-D!

    Si stylist fashionista, sa accessories at pananamit dinadala ang hitsura. Nakita ko na sya sa Kylie Minogue concert. Si basic unit of matter when I saw him na nagsoshoot ng report sa Welcome Rotonda, admittedly cutie nga sya.

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  26. CG - Babaeng Yokaba
    HG - BF ni Ruby na Palengkera sa Twitter
    PM - Ehead
    MP - super loves ni krizzy kalerQUI

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    1. MP, sobrang loves ni krizzy kalerQUI? Could it be...si Fashion Pulis si MP? Charaught. --baklang manicurista

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  27. Hahaha i feel sorry for her...just pray...it'll come when you least expect it :))

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  28. Natawa ako. Gay bff. ALAM NA. Haha. Desperate masyado. Nakakainis hindi siya belong sa BITCH este IT Girls.

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  29. TEAM krizzy kalerQUI
    Lady Horsey yari ka!

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  30. CG - Horsey Stylist
    MP - Atomic Bomb!
    HG - Mr. Ingat!
    PM - eheads

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  31. Fp, kalito naman yung MP and PM mo.. Hihi..papalit palit..

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    1. Natypo error lang si fp, obviously. MP pa rin ibig nyang sabihin dun.

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    2. Inayos na ni FP si MP at si PM, kasi pati siya nalito na :)

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  32. The girl is the stylist and recent cover girl of cosmo. Her latest conquest is the cute and smart reporter and 5 and up alumni : ) she is desperate indeed :p

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  33. No way lizzard!!!! Gusto ko mang mpasakin si si MP (hahaha ako na ilusyonada!) pero sna mkahanap n sya ng jowa. Ako ata no. 1 fan nila ng ex nya nung days nila until now pero impossible dream na. And based s blog ng ex nya super sweet ni MP.she even posted a part of his love letter for her at sbi nya one time lng yun kc very private nga si MP. Take that lizzard! Ayaw nya ng PDA,lalo na kung sayo. Hahaha.

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    1. Saka baka ayaw kasi ni MP ng masyadong ma-famewhore na pamumuhay, which makes me like him more kasi ayaw nya humalo sa crowd na kinabibilangan ni CG. Oh Puh-LIZ.

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  34. Easy BI itey
    HG: ingat!
    PM: book of eli
    MP: smaller than molecules
    CG: uy! Ito ung twin sis ni vice, the presidential stylist
    Ang harsh ko naman, pero FP si CG na ba ang bagong bida dito? Ayaw ni time giver ng ganyan :P

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    1. Bongga! Pasoque sa banga lahat!

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    2. Tumfact! Anong nangyare kay mr. Pen medina in da hood? Remember mga ka FP may pic na pinost si FP dito na kasama ni CG ang isang ad*k-looking guy at parang mag jowa ang body language nila. Boylet nya rin ba un?

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  35. Uy ha!!!! Ang hirap ha..... :)

    -XoXo.B-

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  36. kaloka naman si Cover Girl. so desperate. she is nothing compared to MP's ex na certified beauty & brain at malapit ng ikasal.

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  37. MP's heart belongs to Krizzy Kalerqui kaya no chance na si CG

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  38. Di ba nga binigyan pa ni CG ng cake si MP kaya lang hindi kinain ni MP kasi lactose intolerant siya! hahaha major fail.

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  39. pLIZ wag na mag feeling!

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  40. naku yari na naman si l the horsey kay krizzy kalerQUI

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  41. Hi FP, nagka-gulo gulo na ata yung acronyms, hindi consistent throughout the BI (PM vs. MP). pero anyway, si l the stylist 'to.

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    1. Inayos na ni FP. Naduling din siguro siya...hahaha!

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  42. Teh, tama kaya sagot niya. Ibang clue lang ang ginamit niya.

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  43. Si R ba itong si CG? Tapos PM is D? Waaah! R even sent me a DM after I asked if D is courting her. Yun pala it's the other way around. Ahahahaha!!! :))

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    1. wrong ka teh! CG is L, and MP is A!

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    2. UY, you're wrong. If you follow "dude interrupted" and "krizzy kalerQUI" on twitter, you'd have an idea who the characters are. BTW, the covergirl was also featured here in FP...at PuhLIZ, ang majority ng comments point out how disproportionate her head is to her body sa cover nya.

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    3. Hydrocephalic horse ang peg

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  44. Uy, c a bomb to ah!

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  45. ay uyyyyy kilala na yan! hahaha nagpadala pa talaga ng pics huh kalowka! na shock siguro sa fez nya kala cguro si giddy, bwahahaha!! peace!

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  46. olats kasi sa itsura kaya dinadaan na lang sa pabigay-bigay. hahahaha

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  47. Kalurks! Desperadang baklitang pangit! Ano vah. Pati sa baklitang Media Personality eh gusto ding patulan. Taken na yan ng isa pang pameyn na Media Personality. Kalurks!

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  48. itago na lang natin siya sa pangalang Lizzarda Byutikee

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  49. Masama ba maghanap ng lovelife? all of my friends have their own boy toys. even my gay friend has one.
    ako na totoong girl, zero? uurrhhh!!!


    -LU-

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  50. Mga teh, kala ko ba may bf na si CG na kamukha ni Pen Medina? Hahahah!
    Anyway, CG sana wag kang mag-trying hard kasi nakaka-TO sa mga guys pag sobrang aggressive ang babae.
    Di lang sa damit at pustura nadadala ang lalaki kungdi pati na rin sa personality.

    Kapi Kat

    (Teka, nachismax na dati si MP na juding di ba? So hindi trulili?-- sayang!)

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    1. Pen Medina? Iba pa ba yung bf nyang mukhang holdaper? Inferness, sa mga holdaper. Peace!

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  51. Baka naman mabait and generous Lang talaga Si Cover Girl kaya ganon. As long as its for the good of others, support support Lang tayo. The world will be a better place if everyone becomes charitable and giving to each other! 😊

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  52. Si smallest-unit-of-matter ito (A) and si fashion designer (L).

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    1. Smallest unit of matter? So Quark? Or quantum strings?

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    2. Applied physics si kuya noong college... Sure ako na alam niya ang mga quarks!

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    3. Gagah, fashion stylist, hindi fashion designer.

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    4. Kaloka sa fashion designer naman kase! Haha!

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  53. Hindi naman yata kasi alam ni ate na tibak si kuya dati... Simpleng manamit... Mukhang gusgusin pa noong nag-aaral sa kolehiyo... Napaka-down to earth... Tsk tsk tsk...

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    1. She probably knows pero kebs lang, feeling nya hindi sya mareresist haha

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    2. Teh baka gusto hubaran para bihisan uli.

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  54. ang draw kasi ni MP is yung boyish charm nya. Ke may facial hair or wala, nakaka-wili kasi yung face nya. hindi sya yung sobrang gwapo, pero ang cute nya kasi. para syang pinoy na joshua gordon-levitt, yung ang lakas ng sex appeal pero ang boyish parin tignan. Parang ang sarap alagaan. Ahihihihihi.

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    1. Ateng, baka you meant JOSEPH gordon-levitt? Peace! --baclang taga-walis ng buhok sa parlour.

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    2. Baka Joseph Gordon-Levitt? Hehe. Mas kahawig nya si Josh Hartnett. Sya ba ibig mong sabihin?

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    3. Si joseph yun teh, di po joshua.

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  55. Nalilink na pala si Lala Unor (na may magazine cover ngayon sa cosmo universe) kay smallest unit of particles? Kala ko kaya nagbreak si MP tsaka ung ex nya na super beauty and brains kasi half-half daw itong si MP! (Bagong chika!!) yan ang balibalitang nasagap ko habang nagpapatrol at rumoronda sa university ni Celine at Margaux (dun nag-aral si MP).

    Pero anyway, may ganung side pala si Lala Unor?! Magbalik styling ka na teh. Malay mo si twinny ni captain barbel pala ang for you! Yiheee!

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  56. Etchosera ka L, hindi ka totoong girl, haller. Wag mu ikumpara sarili mo sa mga tulad ni S, A, or G na magaganda at may karapatang maging celebrity. Ikaw, stylist ka lang. Hala, dun ka sa mga sastre! --krizzy K

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  57. Girl-L Boy-A -chie

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  58. ANON 12:34, baka ang iniisip mong ex ni Ingat eh yung reyna ng lock. Medyo umusog ka pa ng kaunti, yung mas previous pa kay lock queen. Mukhang nagugulumihanan ka eh.

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  59. babaeng mukhang BATYA! sure na!!

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  60. Ex to ni popoy eh na super crush nga now si MOLECULES! Desperada nga! Okag na yung flirt-in mo when hes around pero yung sundan mo pa at i-stalk online at umarte na parang sugar mommy eh over na! Ka TO nga!

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  61. Ito lungs masasabi ko ni stylist *keep dreaming*

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  62. huli ka!!! Kahiya ka teh..di ka ba.marunong makaramdam? Ayaw syo ni Molecule so quit it! Daig mo pa vaklush manligaw ng boylet! Bigyan m ng kahihiyan kifay mo ateng. Mabubulok lang kakaantay sagutin ni Molecule. Ayaw nya sa mga desperadang mukang palopalo na nilagyan ng nose. Hanap ka ng hinete tutal ka-fezlak mo naman si praybeyt benj. hahaha

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    1. @1:53 AM - kalerqui! natawa ako ng extreme sa linya mong "mabubulok lang ki*ay mo kakahintay kay Molecule"! tama ka jan Teh! kawawa naman ki*fy natin kung hintayin natin mga boylets na di naman tayo feel, move forward, there are billions of people on earth... my gad, hindi lang siya ang lalake! ;-)

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  63. Naawa naman ako bigla kay girl dahil sa mga comments dito. Hahaha



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  64. CG - the stylist na Vivian Velez look-alike; pero teka, FP, bakit cover girl eh once or twice lang yata napasama yan sa cover ng mags? ambisyosa lang, ganun?
    HG - the Best Actor of his generation; pero teka, FP, bakit naman Hottest Guy, akala ko tuloy si Fafa Fi. Hot na lang, di naman hottest
    VP - ang vocalist ng banda na na-heart attack; pero teka, FP, bata pa sya nun, bakit na-heart attack? naku, dahil yata sa dr**s?
    MP - from physics to activism; the basic unit of matter; ang oh-so-desirable bachelor; pero teka, FP, baka naman kaya choosy eh dahil bachelorette siya? at bakit ang sagot nya sa "I think it's sexy when a girl..." sa Cosmo quiz sa mag ay "doesn't need me." Hmmmm...
    HO - si Tactless Queen of No Media ba ito o si Bukol Drag Queen? Baka naman si Solid Noranian host?
    WF - zhino ziya? sa Patrol Pilipino ba ito? Anong show?
    Gay BFF - ang Bukol Drag Queen

    Oh well, in fernezz kay stylist, dapat naman hindi double standard, di ba? Pwede nang aggressive ang mga girlaloos ngayon. Yun nga lang, sorry na lang dahil wiz sya type ni Molecule. Kasi nga naman, medyo prim-and-proper and conservative itong si Nucleus. Kung ibang mhin yan, kahit di nya type si Vivian Velez look-alike, papatusin pa rin yan for a one night stand at gagamitin for material gifts. HENDEVAH naman?

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    1. hahaha tama itech!galing mo teh!

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    2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  65. This is the female version of VG. The stylist of the stars. Ang babaeng recently nasa cover ng mag cover. How desperate naman! Is she that desperate na talagang pinapakita nya ang kanyang pagka kabayo ie: hinahabol ang bebe ni Krizzy Kalerqui?

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  66. ang karibal ni Krizzy_Kalerqui!!!

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  67. Etong magbabarkada na ito kesehodang kumain ng apoy o ng bubog gagawin talaga ang lahat para mapansin.Iritang pagka feelingera!!!!!! Feeling nila lahat ng lalaki magkakandarapa at iikot ang pwet kakahabol sa kanila kapag ginusto nila. Pwede ba balik na kayo sa Manila Zoo nagkukulang na animals dun.O di ba galit na galit ang peg ko?!

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  68. Looks like every atom of horsey wants MP ;)

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  69. Yehey di ako una. Ang pumalag magiging kamukha ni CG... I hate her lot. They tweet about their shallow problems (like what to wear) and their insensitivity to social awareness made them more shallow. Eh si MP pa naman ay masyadong nagmamalasakit sa kalagayan ng lipunan...

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  70. Para namang ang gaganda nyo kung makapamintas kayo.

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    1. kumpara sa kanya ? OO naman

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    2. at anon 10:23, i dont think so. uunahan ko na kayo, hindi ako si CG nor her "it" friends!

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    3. ay OO nman! ang laki ng ganda ko sa babaeng yon. MUKHANG TAO AKO teh hindi ako mukhang yokaba!

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    4. Saw her at S&r the fort guess what sino nag papapicture sa kanya?!? Mga yaya! Yan ang target ng beauty niya. :)))

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  71. eh di kung pinatulan nya si penoy wala na syang problema.

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  72. CG- overrated stylist.. Di kaya naging sugar mommy din siya kay Perfect Sunday at Huling El Bimbo kaya naging sila?
    MP- ang supercrush ni Krizzy KalerQUI

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    1. In fairness nung sila pa ni Perfect Sunday, "struggling stylist" pa si CG. Baka free styling lang ang kanyang pinoprovide kasi hindi pa kaya sa kanyang budget ang maging sugar mommy. hahaha

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  73. it means di niya feel ang twin sister ni giddy. at may breeding si Papa A to turn down her offers. dapat kasi tularan niya si krizzy sweet and subtle lang. hahaha

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  74. Hey I just met you. This is crazy! Here's a cheesecake so call me maybe. Hey I just met you. This is crazy! Here's some cellphones so call me maybe?

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  75. kawawa siya, pero ganun ata pag in love. well, ang kailangan malaman ng tao ngayon ay yung totoong siya. para siyang si pritong tessa na nanligaw at nag ask na ikasal sa ngayo'y husband nya (yes with matching letters sa scribble ata while diving pag ahon eh nakalagay ang words na "will you marry me". nothing wrong with it, pag successful. : ]

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  76. Got the BI easily after reading the article. And YES, why CG dahil ba CG ang peg nya at close friends. super obvious ang blind item for those avid followers ni FP! The basic unit of matter is totally CUTE kaya daming habol ng habol babae man or beki!

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  77. CG - Uy kumu-quota kna dito sa FP
    HG - Ingat
    VP - Pambura ng lapis
    MP - Atom and molecules

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  78. You can always just DM anyway. I guess she can't, since he doesn't follow her? Haha! Gawd, does everything have to be publicized? she should know better. Gotsa talk to Mp about CG. Tsk.

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  79. hindi talaga nagbabago ang bad attiutude ng isang tao. si girlalu ay queen bee ng kanyang Dganz clique nung HS wherein sa canteen meron silang isang table na hindi pwede upuan ng iba. and mejo bobita talaga ito kaya nakickout and nalipat pa sa ibang school.

    im saying this just now kasi she seems like a changed woman..and kudos to her for achieving something so big given how she is really not brainy. mukhang feel na feel nya na ang powerful nya na, na kaya nya na makuha lahat. sorry sya..hindi callboy yung guy na makukuha sa pasa load

    in fact total opposite si guy wherein matalino talaga at very low key and really handsome kahit hindi nag ayos. tsaka mukha naman he looks for someone with substance..hindi lang yung puro burloloy na kumikinang

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    1. akala ko hindi talaga nagbabago ang bad attitude ng isang tao? pero now she seems like a changed woman? ano ba talaga kuya?

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    2. so queen be itong si CG during her highschool days? oh come on! itsura nya queen bee, eh mukha nga syang tsimay!

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    3. I refuse to believe that CG used to be a queen bee! Queen bees are usually pretty, like Regina George or Blair Waldorf. CG as a queen bee makes me wonder just how fugly her minions are.

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  80. may liza ka uy .. tanggalin mo a bomb

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  81. Uy! Magagalit nyan si Krizzy Kalerqui crush pa naman nya yung guy baka sabugan sya ng bomba. LOL!

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  82. Nagmamahal lang ako! -L**

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  83. she's Lucky Uy, di nagtake advantage ang molecule..

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  84. The cover girl CG looks like Vice Ganda but isn't MP (molecule) rumored to be closet gay? Anyways panget naman kasi talaga si CG in fact her billboard for a clothing brand ruins Guadalupe/EDSA !!!

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  85. Chaka netong si L, mukhang monay, puro pisngi. Di ka magugustuhan nun oi!!!

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  86. Team Lizzy vs. team Krizzy

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  87. the way she "ligaw" that guy reporter parang geisha lang '' that's a BEKI thing give n take. suga'.



    -Mystique

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  88. At ano ba yan, di ako maka get- over sa kanila ni eheads... Talaga? As in naging sila?!?!?

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    1. yes n yes.. ng slow dance p nga cla ni ehead s gtna nung bday nya n ung cake nya ay shoe ang desyn, louboutin nga dw un.. aq dn ay nshock.. but it was just short-lived, thnk God.. buti n lng dn at d c BamBoo un..

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  89. nagpupumilit ah? i guess, not for anything else, mga moves niya ay pang dagdag ganda points.tuloy, lalong tumaas ang pag-ma-marketing sa sarili niyang pagiging stylist. you know, para maging sought after siya! sikat eh! sinusundan niya lang ang marketing strategies ng very famous lady dermatologist. nag-iisa lang yun noh?!

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  90. feelingera na CG!!! lagot kay krizzy.
    stalker ka pala ni MP.
    kalurqui!!!

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  91. Loved the "he cannot be dazzled and bought" line, FP. Isko tong si MP eh. Hindi lang gwapo and smart but has principles. As for CG, wits pa lang nga hindi na papasa eh, looks pa? *having a good laugh at CG's expense*

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  92. sorry guys, L** ** is L** **! di nyo nako matitibag sa kinalalagyan ko, milyonarya, self-made and gutsy! and what made you all think na hindi pa kami ni A???!!! akin ang huling halakhak HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    1. Hahahaha! Ang tanda mo na te! Ayaw ni Pen Medina ng ganyan! Hahahahaha!

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    2. Really? Dream on. - AR

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  93. Ayaw ni Pen Medina ng ganyan!!!!

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  94. Hahaha... Magpakita din kau ng mukha nyo bago mamintas... At least yang mukha nila ang nagpayaman s knila. Eh kayo? Kahit cguro tabloid di papasa maging cover kau unless maging wanted kau s batas... Mga pintasirang frog!!!

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    1. Bakit teh, na-sight mo na ba kami? Ako? Ewan ko sa yo pero maganda ako, as in magandang maganda! Say!

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  95. imaginin namn kasing kasama ni MP ang barkada ni CG. di bagay kasi more of intelligence ang dating ni MP kesa puro pormahan at gimik.

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  96. mukhsng bakla na nga, asal sugar mommy pa..oh my, matronang bakla all in one

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  97. Girl itigal na ang ilusyon! Never ka magugustuhan ni papa A! Wala ka ng pagasa coz according from a reliable source na friend ni Papa A, he's courting Aika Robredo. And di hamak naman na mas bagay sila ni Papa A kesa sayo. Smart and may substance ang pagkatao! Unlike you na puro fashion lang ang alam and walang social awareness.

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  98. Pero mas papatusin naman siguro ni MP si CG since babae si CG di tulad nang mga nangangarap na tulad kong baklush. Yan eh kung di din berdie si MP.

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  99. Ano ba yan, hindi naman mukhang kabayo si Lizzard. Mas mukhang kabayo kaya si Karylle.

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  100. crush ko na si molecule noon pa,bata palang host na!!!
    sorry for ms.lover under hehehe 7--7735

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  101. magmakaawa bah?? anong retokada c SG??? ikaw kaya highblood dyan.haba haba ng comment mo mali naman!

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  102. Matagal nang usapin ang pagiging bahagya ni kuya. Di siya nilubayan hanggang magtapos. Araw-araw na usapan sa Crayola House (kung nag-aral kayo doon, alam niyo ang lokasyong ito)

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  103. I love it! Na gets ko n! Kailangan ko p mabasa lahat ng comments! Row 4!

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  104. omg! ito yung reaction ni krizzy kalerqui sa tweet ni CG kay MP "meron gustong masaktan ang katawan" LOL! so here are my thoughts (a product of my wild imagination). ayaw siyempre ni MP sa mukhang kabayo kasi that will remind him of his "little birdie". that could also be the reason why he turned down CG's offer to get his "measurement". so MP has this "little secret". ewan ko ba dyan kay krizzy bakit siya ded na ded kay MP. LOL!

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  105. Obviously hindi cheap si MP. Isa syang MATINONG lalaki ... :)

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  106. Tweet Scoop last 25 Oct. Lam na! Yun na! :))

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  107. Si Pisay Boy yan di ba?

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