Sunday, May 13, 2012

Gross Comedian

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Performer (P) was already doing the rounds of the comedy bars when showbiz lured him because of his funny and witty antics. P has appeared in comedies, dramas, and variety shows of his network. At a certain point, P became the favorite flavor of a singer host and P was made a sort of co-host/performer in her show. However, P has had his own share of controversies and he even got the ire of a veteran writer/host.

At any rate, stories of his unkempt habits have circulated. Take what happened in a press conference. In one recent incident, the interviewers were turned off when P came to a presscon without bothering to clean his nose. “YUCK!” was exactly the reaction of the people who saw his nose. The presscon was quite intimate with the interviewers gathering close to P and other performers. Some interviewers were so uncomfortable that they refused to look at P. They wondered why P did not notice that people were avoiding looking at him even if he was so passionate in answering their questions and why P did not at all feel something was dangling out of his nose. YUCK!

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155 comments:

  1. I like kisses, twix, ferrero, toblerone and all kind of......

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  2. Masarap ang tsokolate

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  3. waiter! there's a kulangot in my tsokolate...

    tama ba?

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  4. matamis na tsokolate

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  5. isa sa mga favorite comfort food yan eh.. masarap sya kaso ndi bagay sa kanya as a name

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  6. Pero dapat sinabihan sya diba? Para di nkakahiya

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    1. tama kesa iwas iwasan nila tumingin sa mukha nya...sana next time din bago humarap mag last minute check sa mirror...

      Joj

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    2. I agree...
      Mano ba naman na sabihan....

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    3. Agree!

      Pero wow... ang kulangot pala ay isang magandang dahilan para malagay sa blind item.

      Mababaw.

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    4. May personal assistant ba ito na katulad ng ibang artista or else sana sinabihan na lang discreetly, that would have been a nice gesture from anyone there..

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  7. Favorite flavor! Yuck!!!

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  8. Kabayo ba ito? Haha

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    1. hlatang bitter kay kabayo!anlayo mo s mga clue!

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    2. ^^pag si kabayo ang sagot bitter agad? hindi ba pwedeng nanghuhula lang muna? perfect kasi eh

      at first naisip ko rin si kabayo... pero dahil sa naging co-host ng singer, ayun...

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    3. Kabayo agad? Bkit dugyut b xa?

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    4. Dugyot ugali pwde

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  9. c pearlie ba to?

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  10. His name is ironically yummy.

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  11. OMG to think his screen name pa nmn is my favorite nakakawalang gana proper hygiene di kaya ipractice wtf. Alam na nyang haharap sa press no wonder lagi sya inaasar ng mga friends nya na smelly sya well i you see him sa tv guestings nya mukha nga syang marumi..

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    1. hindi. side kick siya ni dugong. si pearlie shells :)

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  13. Former co-host of Mega na nasunugan ?

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  14. Just a guess. I think its the horse... Though it is really disgusting it is normal for that to happen to anyone. I always experience talking to some people who doesn't know that they have booger hanging outside and i just gave off a good laugh :))))

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  15. Masarap n flavor ng ice cream...

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  16. Masarap n flavor ng ice cream

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  17. Msarap n flavor ng ice cream

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  18. isa ba tong bisyo of horses?



    ****xoxo*****

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  19. Siya rin ang bi sa Startalk kahapon...un likod daw puro peklat...
    kawawa naman sya noh? minsan siguro nagmumukha lang madumi kasi di masyado maganda kaya npapansin. pero kung si anne curtis ba madumi ang ilong mapapayuck pa ba ang mga reporter?

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    1. kung madumi ang ilong ni anne curtis, mas matindi siguro ang magiging reaction. hindi lang si fp ang magsusulat.

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  20. GC? hmmm, greta clawdina!

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  21. flavor ng sweets to. por shore yan!

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  22. Winnie d pooh?! Diba may concert sila so sila lang nagpa presscon?

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  23. Hershey's, Cadbury, Toblerone.....????

    -SassyAngel

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  24. petrang kabayo?

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  25. so yung mga tao na nakapaligid sa kanya eh bakit walang nagsabi ng diretso na linisin ang ilong dahil meron palang kulangot na naka appear....

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  26. I want to eat some Hershey Kisses, M&M's or Tobleron.

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  27. shokeng shokoy na assistant ni dugong noon... jellyfish ngayon..

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  28. Si pambansang ilong?

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  29. toblerone, M&M's, snickers, babyruth.....anyone?

    Happy Mother's Day to your Mom, FP!

    take care,
    choc-nut

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    1. sensya na, ha. na-o-oc lang ako. walang chocolate bar na "baby ruth" ang name. the name is "babe ruth", named after the legendary baseball player.

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    2. Excuse me? Merong chocolate na Baby Ruth, bago mag correct mag check muna, i know and im sure coz its my favorite!!!

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    3. May 13, 2012 7:31 AM: for your reference: meron pong 'baby ruth' dahil favorite yan ng tatay ko...
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Ruth

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    4. Epal tong si Anonymous May 13, 2012 7:31 AM e! Nakaka-OC ka din kaya hetong sayo! http://www.productwiki.com/upload/images/baby_ruth.jpg

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    5. LOL Anonymous May 13, 2012 7:31 AM eh anu toh http://img.dooyoo.co.uk/GB_EN/orig/0/7/9/5/3/795364.jpg :))))

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    6. Oc ka na sa lagay na yan? Meron kcng Baby ruth na chocolate bar. Nakakabilib na sana na marami kang alam kaso sablay. Hehe.

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    7. There is also a term such as 'personal hygiene,' maybe that's what they meant.

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    8. Yes, there is a Baby Ruth chocolate bar and nothing named as Babe Ruth. But yes, it was named after him. Ako na o.c sayo eh!

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    9. 'teh are you sure na walang chocolate na Baby Ruth? Di kaya ikaw ang mali kasi wala naman chocolate bar na "Babe Ruth" ang name. And besides "Baby Ruth" isn't named after Babe Ruth -the baseball player, It was named after "Ruth Cleveland" the daughter of the then US President Grover Cleveland.

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    10. But there is one, it used to be my favorite chocolate brand..

      --chilli

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    11. @AnonymousMay 13, 2012 7:31 AM

      Nao-OC lang din ako. It was not named after the baseball player at all. The brand name IS Baby Ruth and was named after an American president's daughter.

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    12. At least that's what the company presupposes. Even so, mas walang babe ruth na chocolate bar

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    13. Durog si ateng OC. Cheka!

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    14. True! Npalabas na yan sa tv show, explaining origin of baby ruth! Isa kang baliw na OC!

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    15. Halatang di ka kumakain ng imported na chocolate! Bwahaha. Cloud 9 lang alam mo teh?

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    16. Ano yung OC?

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  30. hahahahaha hate na hate ni lucifermen eto...

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  31. paborito ko ang cho.

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  32. tso ba ito? Eh bat naman hindi man lang nag senyas ang press people para naman nalinis nya ang ilong nya. Walang nag malasakit man lang

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  33. ....late ba ito?

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  34. baka si tso itech..

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  35. late eh? or late ah?!!

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  36. cho ba ito? mukhang dugyutin kasi un.

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  37. I don't wanna eat ...late after reading this. Yuck!

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  38. si leyt ba itech?

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  39. ayaw ko ng diabetes! asyado siayng matamis! hahaha

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    1. ayaw ko ng hypertension! ang taba-taba mo kasi! hahahahahah

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  40. Dugyutin looking comedian. Hitsura pa lang. Para syang choc na binudburan ng npakadaming nutsssss!!!!!!

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    1. LOL! Ang harsh mo naman teh! Tao naman dn siya

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  41. Alam ko na! Kung anung kinasarap ng pangalan nya baliktad sa itsura ng mukha! Yung puro baku bakung mukha. Itsura pa lng, mukhang poor na sa hygiene! Naku mwawalan akong gana kumain ng ...late neto!!!!!

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    1. ang mapag malinis ay mababarahan ng kulangot ang ilong hanggang ma tegi!

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    2. Grabe ka naman maka react.. Kahit ganyan naman itsura niyan matalino yan.. Naalala ko before nung nglaro sya sa game show ni edu manzano yung Game kana ba.. Matalino yan no.. Ganyan lang tlga itsura niya.. Pero wag naman maliitin.. At least mabait sya.. Kaya nga sya naging comedian dahil sa itsura niya at least naging hanap buhay niya may advantage din..

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    3. Still mukha tlga syang dugyutin tignan. Lahat bg comment dito iisa ibig sbhin. Magbasa ka nga!!!!

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    4. teh, wag naman masyadong personalan ang atake..i know laging laman ng BI si chococho pero di ba dapat sana naman mga friends niya eh, sabihan siya..di ba if you love your friend, tell him what is better for him even masakit pakinggan.

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    5. Tumpak! wag mxadong manlait ng wagas.grabe k,para bng di tao pnangdi2rhan m.karma is digital!

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    6. So ok lang maginf dugyutin sa harap bg madlang people ganun?!

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    7. Basta alan ko malinis ako s katawan. Malinis ako s lahat at im sure may mga rao tlgang gusto malinis sila sa lahat. Eh sya nmn mikha tlga syang dugyutin eh everybody agrees with me tgnan nyo nga comments. The least he cud do eh is humarap ng malinis super effort tlga kelangan. Bka katulad nya kayo kaya grave kayo mka react!

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    8. Pakak! Masyado ng mdaming BI sa kanya about hygiene chenes

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    9. kung makapanlait tong mga to o ... tsk tsk ...

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  42. Si tsoko ba itey?

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  43. "Kung may ichinuk-CHOC, may madudukot...


    na kulangot!"


    Sakto lang saken tong BI. Tamang panabla lang sa umay ng kaplastikan at self-righteousness nung mga taong involved sa previous BIs. Kadugyutan is still being human afterall. That is, kung human nga siya. LOLOLOLOL!

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  44. Hey! hindi ako yan!!!

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  45. kawawa naman. Sana may nagmagandang loob na nagsabi sa kanya in a nice way. I'm sure pasasalamatan pa sya nitong side kick ni Zsa Zsa Zaturnnah

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  46. normal lang nmn na ngyayare yan eh. Obviously nde nya alam and obviously it's gross! kahit sinong tao pa pwede mangyari yan. But what you're supposed to look at here, is that "why did nobody tell him that he has a booger hangin in his nose?" Very bad example of Human nature. Wag sana pagtwanan ang mga bagay na ganyan. TAO lang.. nde tau perfect.

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    1. Teh, hindi excuse ang pagiging tao para maging unhygienic! Maglinis naman muna ng lahat ng butas at sulok ng katawan bago rumampa ano. So unbecoming of a celebrity!

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  47. ang lilinis niyo naman parang hindi kayo nagka kulangot kahit minsan...para niyo na ring sinabing mabango ang mga tae niyo, nagkataon lang sigurong hindi siya nakapag linis nung mga oras na 'yon. bakla na nga mapang husga pa!

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    1. affected naman sobra ang isang ito.

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    2. given naman na lahat meron. pero karamihan eh naglilinis before lumabas ng bahay. ang boba naman nitong May 13, 2012 2:46 AM

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    3. Para sa mga nagsasabing mababaw ang BI na ito, pwede laliman pa ng konti ang isipan? This is not all about kulangot. This is about hygiene, that's a responsibility that people in public and who work with the public esp celebrities. They owe it to themselves and to their fans/public to look and smell good. Hindi ba kung ikaw ay isang tagahanga, wouldn't you feel offended if you see your idol looking so hygiene-challenged? They're paid big bucks to be pleasing to the paying public. What's their excuse?

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    4. HOY! Hindi lahat ng nagcocomment dito bakla!

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    5. Tama, di lahat ng nagcocomment dito bakla. Pag magalit kulutan ka niyan!

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    6. hoy Hndi ah Baka suntukin Kita with my PINK BOXING GLOVES hahahahahaha

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  48. Gatas na choco...

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  49. I have to agree that while it was a rather undesirable incident, I am more bothered by the fact that nobody took the initiative to give the guy a nudge. You don't have to say it, usually by touching our nose or scrubbing our eyes, we could get the person we talk to to do the same.

    Seriously, how many of us here have been called out because we have rheum (crust formations at the edge of our eyes), usually after we wake up?

    Just my two cents.
    --KP

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  50. Kung press con ito, At nakita ko may dumi sa ilong si Choco, I'd pass a paper to him telling him to clean his hose. Alam na.

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    1. Tomooooo!!! Gosh!! What kind of people na nakapaligid sa kanya? Tpos ngayon chinismis pa Sya at na blind item....... Sad!!!!

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  51. Hello, it happens - shame on his colleagues who did not bother to tell him about it.

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  52. Bling item to sa cristy ferminute..ano ba yan paulit ulit obvious bh, ayoko ng coffeesa umaga..nangngopya kau ah

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  53. Hindi na newsworthy ito FP. Pati ba naman booger ng may booger ginagawa nang scoop. Keep your posts tasteful naman, wag naman may ma-post lang.

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  54. TO AnonymousMay 13, 2012 12:19 AM and AnonymousMay 13, 2012 3:31 AM,

    Pa-hygiene hygiene pa kayong nalalalaman. Excuse me but the word HYGIENE refers to the set of practices perceived by a community to be associated with the preservation of health and healthy living. Kahit may booger ka, it will not affect the preservation of health and healthy living. You might want to say "Cleanliness". so Perfect kayo? Why don't you brush your teeth and gargle well para matanggal yung mga ERNA sa bunganga niyo.

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  55. ay grabe I like pa nman this comedian coz he/she is so down to earth.
    but i think na parang medju may pag ka dirty nga this person:((

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  56. Seryoso? Dahil lang sa kulangot na blind item na?

    NEXT!

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  57. si C yata yan. siya lang naman ang komedyanteng alam ko na napabalitang may hygiene problems.

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  58. Siya rin yung blind item ng startalk yung balat na gross rin na di makayanan ng masahista..

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  59. funny thing about pinoy, easy for us to curse (P*ta, bw*sit, tang na mo, etc) at magmaliit ng kapwa, but so hard for us to tell a friend na 'may kulangot ka sa ilong.' sana inabutan na lang sya ng tissue ng kaibigan at sinabihan ng clean your nose. that is not meant to offend, that is saving a person from further embarrassment.

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    1. TAMA! When I see a friend get something stuck in her front teeth/have something dangling out of her nose or smell her bad breath, I TELL HER before she embarrasses herself.

      Hindi mo lang makikilala ang tunay mong kaibigan kapag namatayan ka ng career or kamag-anak, or heartbroken ka or nabankrupt ka—makikilala mo rin true friends mo sa ganitong mga sitwasyon.

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  60. Hahahahaa! How i wish the comedian should focus on personal hygiene muna. Very consistent kasi ang B.I sa kanya regarding cleanliness. He looks dirty na kasi so parang sagwa lang tignan.

    Even if you're not blessed sa looks kasi, kung clean ka naman sa hygiene and wellness mu, nobody will question your being ugly naman.

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  61. Kulangot happens...!!! pero dapat mas maingat sya na malanamin palagi kse artista sya & esp kung malaki.

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    1. Osige teh, malanamin ka! yung may melamine!

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    2. Sige mauna ka pati melamine inumin mo

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  62. I once read a joke about how you could discreetly and politely clue someone up that h e has a booger hanging down his nostrils:

    "Buti ka pa, may kulangot. Ako, wala."

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  63. Eh bakit naman kasi hindi sya sinabihan na me boogers sa ilong nya? Ano ba namang klase mga tao dyan eh magkakasama sila sa industriya. Mas gross yung mga tao sa paligid nya, pinabayaan na lang syang mapahiya.

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    1. Lattteeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Sarap!!! Yum yum yum!!! -chef boy logro

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  65. unfollow ko sya sa twitter. sya lang ang celebrity na never nag-RT, or nag reply sa mga followers nya. ung ibang celebs kahit busy may panahon sila to RT or to reply. napaka-self centered ng mga tweets nya as in! kalokah sya ng taon!!!!

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  66. Mabantot yan. Si Very Giddy narin nagsabi na dugyot yang bakla na yan. Bihirang mag-tutbras kaya dinaig niya yung dragon breath ni J Kwek-kwek. Kung si Time Giver, nakatalikod tuwing nasa elevator, eto eh sumisinga pero walang panyo. Kamay ang gamit. eh di nalorka lahat ng nasa elevator nun. Kung mahilig sa dancer na maantot si Comfort Room, eto naman eh mahilig sa macho dancer na j.t.y.

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    1. Mukha pa lang nya ma antot na eh lol

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    2. meron namang mga pangit pero malinis tingnan yang si chocnut mukha nyang pangit halatang maantot na pag ngumingiti mukhang badbreath..pano nagustuhan itong maging friend ng negastar?

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  67. Dugyot nga sya. Pero mataray yan. As if naman, makinis ang fez. Eh dina nga kinaya ng concealer.

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    1. FOUNDATION KAYA OR BB CREAM? Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! CALLING VICKI BELO PLS SPONSORAN NYO NA SI BAKLA! Tpos na ang usapan! :-)

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  68. Tawagin nyo na akong dautera pero mukha naman talaga sya madumi. Dugyot sabi nga ni Anon May 13, 2012 9:27 PM. Parang mabaho ang singaw ng katawan nya.

    Ang make up nga parang ayaw kumapit sa mukha nya eh. Parang nasa ibabaw lang.

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  69. eh kahit naman siguro alang kulangot sa face yun nakaka eww pa din tignan LOL

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  70. Now I understand why sobrang diri si Sweet sa dare sa kanya na halikan ang kilikili ng friend nyang yan sa isang show before. Kalerks! Kakahiya naman, kabaklang tao napaka-unhygienic .

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  71. Naku, mag-iisang dekada na ang issue kay Bok-Bok 'yan. Nung magsama itong si Bok-Bok at si Matinee Idol-turned-action-star-turned-Drag-Queen sa movie nito na superheroine sya, tinanong sya ni controversial DJ Nyo kung sino sa mga artista ang may bad breath, walang kagatol-gatol na sinagot ni Drag Queen na si Bok-Bok! HAHAHAHAHA...kadiri!

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  72. Kulangot lang ang arte naman .....mas kadiri nga yung fez nya kesa sa kulangot.....aminin!

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  73. Etong taong ito mukhang dug--t.So please wag na kayo magtaka sa kwentong ganito.

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  74. Tama bang habang binabasa ko yang mga kulangot-kulangot na comment niyo e kumakaina ko ng chocolate cake?? Salamat mga teh.

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