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Dear Fashion PULIS,
Ever since I discovered this gym close to where I live in Timog opened last year, I started going there more often. I'm no stranger to the cruising hanky panky scene in the gym’s locker room and I won’t deny that I have participated in some of them. Since this gym is close to the big networks, I often see actors in the locker room. They're pretty careful not to get themselves in any tabloid headlines so at most, I just get to see them change their shirts in the locker room (Masaya pa rin!).
One weekend, when I was at this gym, I was seated in the cramped steam room with two other guys. The guy in the middle was really cute, a teenager under 20, with puppy-dog eyes, weird sideburns and a light coat of hair on his chest. I recognized the other guy as a frequent cruiser in the gym and I knew he was looking for fun too. After a couple of playful glances later from the regular cruiser, the cute teenager in the middle was tenting in his towel (you know what I mean)! To cut the long story short, the regular cruiser and I ended up doing the act in the steam room, with the teenager in the middle watching us with his undivided attention.
I was supposed to leave it to dumb luck that a hot teenager was willing to play dirty with two normal-looking guys, but I saw him again after taking a shower so I tried asking for his number but he politely declined. Every now and then, I would see him alone at the gym working out. One day, he started going to the gym with another hot teenager who looked about his age. I do not mean to be judgemental but it seemed to me that something was going on between the two of them.
Just two days ago, I was watching TV and behold, I was shocked to see the cute teenager playing the support role in a telecommunications commercial. I did my research and found out that he is not just an unknown commercial model but he is an up and coming talent of a major network! He has a couple of soaps, an indie film, an apparel endorsement and other teenybopper gigs. I Goggled further and saw photos of him with the other hot teenager he went to the gym with. Apparently, he is a student of UP Diliman with a private school education and comes from a well-off family
Side note: How I wish he would come out in the open. After all, there are really many good looking gay men who are confident about their sexuality. He could really become a good role model for younger gay kids. (Am I being a Anti-P?)
That's pretty much it, I just needed to share this story with you. Love the blog, entertaining as hell!
XOXO
Gold Jimboy
di ba ito katangkaran????
ReplyDeleteGood luck to me. There are too many up and coming artistas to keep track of.
ReplyDeleteEto ba ay si F, na anak ng isang music icon, who died a few years ago?
ReplyDeletethis is so hot! sinetch itech???
ReplyDeleteTaga UP Diliman na teenage actor, sobrang obvious na yan. I actually see him around campus.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... kung taga UP siya, ito ba yung ang last name ay pareho ng isa sa mga richest families dito sa Pilipinas??
ReplyDelete12:39, I don't think si F ito kasi kakilala ko siya sa UP, and according to the clues, nagka commercial na siya and indie films. First time ni F yung soap na ginagawa niya.
ReplyDeleteThis is the other conyo-looking artista from my school na ka-apleyido ng mga buena FAMILYA i think.
Hmm, I did a bit of "goggling" myself and these are what I came up with:
ReplyDelete1. re private school - katabi ng edsa shangri la?
2. recently rumored to have a gay benefactor
Except for the age clue, the item points to an upcoming actor - one of the leads in a soap remake. Si actor kasi early 20s, not a teenager. The teenager co-star though does not fit the clues.
baka tama naman hula mo.. if naguguluhan ka lng kasi he's may be around 20.. teen pa din yun.. late teens.. hanggang 21 yrs old ang so-called "Teens"..
Delete@Anonymous 12:51 = Richest families sa Pilipinas? Sy, Tan, Go? Ha ha ha. I don't think so. =)
ReplyDeleteHmmm, is he from the family network? But the one I know that studies in UP isnt that teen anymore.
ReplyDeletei think this is M who stars in a current soap with C.
ReplyDeleteTaga-UP? siya ba yung accidentally nabaril with blanks yung girl bida ng isang soap?
ReplyDeleteoMg! i actually got this without the help from the comments! just fp's twitter and up Dilman. hahaha. Roar!
ReplyDeleteI'm from UPD and I have a girl friend who actually went out with him. But poor her, kasi ang dami ng WILD stories na kumakalat sa college niya (from beckies :D) about how he really is. I knew right from the start he is gay. He belongs to the #1 frat ng UP. Yung madaming gwapo. Ambitious si M!
ReplyDeleteM who stars with a current soap with C, as in Mara-Clara? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just kidding
ReplyDeleteNo wonder he was a natural when he played the gay role on M. =) Galing talga!
ReplyDeletehaha. look at FP's tweet. hehe. i got it.
ReplyDeletessh
I actually had to go through the family network's primetime line up and browse through wikipedia just to find this guy's name. It's kinda tricky actually, but it's easier with FP's clues on Twitter. That's how I found out. Follow him
ReplyDeleteMataba pala siya dati! Google his name.
ReplyDeletehahahaha! I am such a dweeb! Thanks for the clues FP!
ReplyDeleteI still don't know who he is! So slow... More clues please? Hahahahahhaa!
ReplyDeleteRead FP's tweet!! : Andun yung clues, lol. I thought tinamaan ng amnesia si FP. :p Thanks FP!
ReplyDeleteDi ko kilala itong teenager but he's cute. I had to google FP's clues.
Kung taga BA nga itong si teenager, aba matalino! :) Come out na, wala namang masama eh.
ReplyDeleteOMG. kilala ko na sya. meron syang topless pic sa boracay...meron nga syang konting chest hairs and treasure trail...hehehe
ReplyDeletegot it na! :D so juicy! :)
ReplyDeleteSabi naman sa isang blind item, this boy is well-hung :D
ReplyDeletecutie pa naman.
ReplyDeletekainez... it took me some time to figure it out... akala ko kasi Boss Vic, as in Vic Sotto... Bossing pala yun! :D
ReplyDeleteif i am right... i think he is one of the Family Network's new talents? he is the one and only new talent describe in YES Mag's feature of the next big thing and new names? hehehe forgot the name
ReplyDeleteYikes, I suspected another actor with a similar resume. Thanks to the tweets, confirmed na kung sino ito: private school, check. indie flick, check. teenager, check. telecom commercial, check. UP diliman student, check. apparel endorsement check.
ReplyDeleteAs for the other guy, it shows a pic of the rising actor and a bit player from an episode of a long running soap ala dear ate helen. Was that the guy he paired with at the gym?
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ReplyDeletekainez... it took me some time to figure it out... akala ko kasi Boss Vic, as in Vic Sotto... Bossing pala yun! :D
June 1, 2011 2:47 PM
Me also! I get it na now HAHAHAHA :D
EDITING: if i am right... i think he is one of the Family Network's new talents? he is the one and only new talent describe as having a set of puppy-dog eyes in YES Mag's feature of the next big thing and new names? hehehe forgot the name
ReplyDeleteGot it from twitter, bading ba talaga baka confused lang. Buti na lang nagbbigay ng clues si FP sa twitter kasi minsan talaga ang hirap baka pumutok mga nerves sa brain ko kakaisip kung sino, hehehe.. More power FP, 2M views before june ends!! Place your bet..
ReplyDeletewho is this pls?
ReplyDeleteIn fairness, he's cute. hahaha. He's a member of a frat in UPD? Let me guess, is this the frat na tumatanggap ng bading na members? Yung halos lahat sila may dalang karu kaya malimit ay tumatambay sila sa lugar na maraming karu para mabantayan ang mga karu nila? :) if sila nga yun, bagay si cute boy sa kanila, may mga bading alumni yung frat na yan. kung UP student ka, you would know kung sinong frat ito, AS in. :)
ReplyDeleteif im not mistaken, the fashion designer sa who cut the train, member ata ng fraternity na yun
ReplyDeletegetch ko na day!!!
ReplyDeleteNafefeel ko namang becky ko eh...hahaha
-crzyCrti
hmmm nabasa ko clue ni FP sa twitter then google ko nga ung family name > presto!!! hmmmm ...pati FB nya sexy nga : )
ReplyDeleteANO NGAYON KUNG GIRLALOU SI MEN? KAYO NMAN ECHOSERO, AT YANG LETTER SENDER NA YAN, DI MO PA NGA NAKITA NAG DO DO SA GYM YUNG 2 E. ANU NGAYON E KUNG MAG PINSAN OR WHATEVER SILA DIBAH??? E IKAW NGA AMINADO NA KOMOKOTA SA GYM! HMP!
ReplyDeletewhat a coincidence that two family network actors with puppy dog eyes are closet queens, an older one(in previous entries in FP's blog) & this younger one! :D
ReplyDeleteFP, this post is so hard to guess!!
ReplyDelete=(
Love your blog but more clues please! =(
So happy fashion pulis is now ranked #1!!
I now know who this young actor is.. from what I can remember he already portrayed a role of a gay guy.. Thanks to FP's twitter questions.
ReplyDeleteI knew it! May gay role na siya dati sa isang show!
ReplyDeleteI doubt if he would come out. First of all, limited ang mga magiging roles niya. Second, even if he play a real men role, di na kakagatin ng tao yun especially fan girls. That's the awful truth na alam na alam ni P. Pag umamin siya baka showbiz talk show din siya mapupunta katulad ni IC Mendoza and the other "closet queen" of heart station that came from a known showbiz clan.
ReplyDeleteKawawa sya sa balitang ito kasi may frat pa sya! Sana di na lang sya nag frat kung closet sya.
ReplyDeleteomg help i cant figure it out! LOL!
ReplyDelete"...a teenager under 20..."
ReplyDeleteThanks for clearing that up, I guess..
shocks! can't get it this time. hindi kasi ako "family oriented" viewer. huhuhu
ReplyDeleteay nagets ko na din, di ko kilala. thanks for the twitter clues.
ReplyDeletehe's got pretty, pretty eyes ;)
twelve
I think I know who he is. And he is cute. Too cute .. to be straight? .. hehe
ReplyDelete"I Goggled further and saw photos of him with the other hot teenager he went to the gym with."
ReplyDelete- is this the picture with him and the other guy he worked with in a weekly drama anthology? He probably met the young guy in that show.
he was probably experimenting. there are some straight guys who like to tease gay guys. maybe that's what he was doing ... which worked!
ReplyDeletedati pa namang malamya un. halata naman sa acting nya. especially nung bago pa lang sya.nandidiri ako pag astig astigan ang role nya. gaya ng role nya ngayon sa isang soap na ang last name ng bidang lalake ay ang first name naman nya.
ReplyDeleteSo sino yung kasamang guy?
ReplyDeletesino yun si l ang first name or and a ang last name
ReplyDeletehmms hindi siya tiga college of b.a. tiga theater arts daw
ReplyDeleteSayanggggg. Crush ko yun eh. :(
ReplyDeletehe is in a primetime teleserye revolving around military and rebel brou-ha-ha's with a lead star who has this coffee tv commercial pronouncing a very irritating "yummy". he is in the cover of star studio june 2011 issue as well. well hung ba talaga siya? hahaha
ReplyDeleteHe appeared in one epi of MMK as a beki. Ka pala napaka-convincing, natural pala nya yun. sya yun pinaka maamong mukha sa group ng mga bekis. Kasama sa cast yung apo ng namayapang queen of intrigues.
ReplyDeletefrom what i can gather here, this source's story does not immediately confirm that this boy is gay. All he says in the story is that he saw this Peeping Tom outside the steam shower while he and another guy friend are doing the deed. Plus, he had a gut feeling that this boy and his fellow gym buddy are an item. Nothing solid is proven in this story, so we cannot judge that he is indeed gay or bisexual. -President of SCM =DDD
ReplyDeleteI knew from the moment I saw him in UP na ganun talaga siya. May ka dorm ako na naging kaklase si puppy eyed actor and malakas daw talaga ang gaydar niya sa kanya!
ReplyDeleteshucks! really?! he goes to the other branch din of this gym in the qc area. And I would see him. I would usually get distracted kasi lagi syang may bulge. and from what I can sense, he looks around. alam mo yung tipong nagccruising and eyes..hehe..maabangan nga sya...LOL
ReplyDeleteI saw him one time sa shoppesville greenhills. galing ata sa gym with a male companion na hottie din. di kaya nageespadahan sila?? infairness both yummy-as-candy naman sila
ReplyDeletefor the record. nakakainis yung YAMMY coffee advetisment na iyon nakakaka BVVVV
ReplyDeleteBaguhan ba itong batang ito? Ngayon ko p lang kasi sya nakita e. Anyway, looking on Google of the clues given by FP, I saw na cute nga sya although mukha ngang "environmental" (green) ang aura powers nya. Unfortunately, aminin man natin o hindi, di pa tanggap sa mainstream society sa Pinas na bakla or tomboy ang bida at kung aamin ang mga closet actors at actresses, may posibilidad na di n sila ulit ipagkakatiwala sa mga straight roles at malamang ma-typecast na lang sila sa mga stereotypical roles of parlorista, gay bestfrend n comedy relief, o kaya tomboy na baranggay tanod.
ReplyDeleteKopikido
ika nga ni John Lapus: Kung sa GMA7 mga lalaking aktor nagbabading badingan sa ABS-CBN mga baklang aktor, naglalakilalakihan.... LOL
ReplyDeletepuro jokla mga aktos sa ka-family...
May nag post ng picture niya dati sa pex in response sa isang blind item about an actor from a good school na hung pero bading --- it was a stolen shot showing him na naglalagay ng foundation --- the way he holds the brush and the mirror ang landi lang lol.
ReplyDeleteIto ba yung pagka David Archuleta-ish vibe/look/aura?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteika nga ni John Lapus: Kung sa GMA7 mga lalaking aktor nagbabading badingan sa ABS-CBN mga baklang aktor, naglalakilalakihan.... LOL
puro jokla mga aktos sa ka-family...
June 2, 2011 12:45 AM
>> natawa naman ako dito. Super correct! :)
i cant guess :( more clues pls!
ReplyDeletei can't get over him. been thinking about him since this blind item came out. i think love ko na siya! hahahahaha! he's really cute!
ReplyDeletefinally gets ko na din...kamag-anak ba siya ng mga taga viva?
ReplyDeleteI so know him na! He is a really good actor though.
ReplyDeletesi letter sender, madumi ang isip kc kung ano ano ang gngawa sa gym at ang kalokohan na, inaasume nya n gngwa din ng iba kahit ndi nya nakita, palibhasa, baklush na may pag ka paminta... lumabasa kana sa cabinet teh
ReplyDeleteBSBA itey sa UPD, incoming sophomore. From LSM sya ng HS.. ganyan naman karamihan n galing all boys school, baklush, pamintah, girlaloo, o khit na ano, bwahahhaha
ReplyDeleteFP, para ka na pala si migs.... may mag letter sender ng mga kaluerkeyhan ng mga baklush sa gym.. ang kulng nlng syo ay mag bigay ka ng advise sa mga echoserang letter sender mo.
ReplyDeleteoh btw FP speak of publicity. I hope you'll get acknowledged. A certain TV personality (which up until now is still a mystery on how she became one to begin with) claims to have this certain "source" kuno.
ReplyDeleteWe're not stupid, (specially your supporters here)its obvious she's taking material from your site and claims na may tao kuno siyang nakausap or nag-inform sa kaniya. grabe the nerve... i wonder if she could even sleep she even has a lot of ESTAFA cases haunting her
May frat na siya sa UP? Wow naman. Alam ko last year freshman siya eh bawal sumali ng frat habang freshman. Hala.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said... ika nga ni John Lapus: Kung sa GMA7 mga lalaking aktor nagbabading badingan sa ABS-CBN mga baklang aktor, naglalakilalakihan.... LOL puro jokla mga aktos sa ka-family... June 2, 2011 12:45 AM True itey na coment mo teh. Isa ni c P, c baklng itey, c enchoserang E, singer C. at kung sino sino pang pamintah
ReplyDeletekilala ko na.. hindi naman knowsung itech e.. hahahaha :)))
ReplyDeleteHaha, I know 2. J and M. :)) J is not a teenager, though. He's actually 22. He came from this private school (almost-exclusive school for boys) in Retiro, and pursued theater arts in UP. He's also a brod of Tau Gamma Phi. Akala ko siya talaga. Fit na fit sa clues! Hahaha. Pero M! Omg parang ang totoy naman! Also didn't know he's from UP din pala. I don't see him around campus. Si J lang talaga. :))
ReplyDeleteAs much as juicy itong blind item, i can't help but be annoyed sa letter sender. Big part of him sharing this is to get back at the actor for shutting him down. I bet hipon si letter sender. Anyway, i'm a gay guy and this gives gay guys a bad name.
ReplyDeleteI think mejo iba ito kaysa kay older actor P kasi si P talagang trying to make an effort na lokohin ang public by having a gf. Nakakasagasa na sya nun
when i saw his pictures, may pagkapamihn nga. but it's a shallow judgment. maybe he's bicurious?
ReplyDeleteMr. young one looks like david archuleta ha :)
ReplyDeleteM is gay. hes my classmate in BA. and a friend of mine from econ told me that he did it with MDR already. sabi pa nya, iniisa isa daw ni M yung mga upper batch nya sa LSQC, and he is not from LSM
ReplyDeletedi katangkaran?? eh di si Mura. sisiw.
ReplyDeleteDi ako naniniwala dito.
ReplyDeleteoh gosh! saw this P-sibol na closet actor sa rockwell nung thursday! inperness ang ganda na ng katawan nya ah at cute tlga sya sa personal hs short tho!
ReplyDeletewag kau mniwala sa "bi" its just a fag tag!!! lalu na nauuso ngaun na di nmn alam tlga ibig cbhin! hynako ung iba nga bi daw sila, e kulang nlng mgplda na! hehe
to June 3, 2011 3:36 AM
ReplyDeletei agree, to begin with si letter sender yung gumawa ng kabalahuraan. hindi na sana niya ikinuwento or gave too much clues...
malamang hindi na yan magpapakita ng bulge sa gym.
Okay. I already know who this guy is. Yes, he is cute and sort of hot for his age. I do not like hairy guys, but his hairy chest and treasure trail are quite sexy. All in all, a hot twink.
ReplyDeletemga teh hindi LSM. LSQC! hahaha schoolmate ko sya from both HS and college in UP. close sya sa mga varisity noon ng volleyball sa HS. alam na. hihih
ReplyDeleteGoogle "The Next Big Leading Man" + network
ReplyDeleteKung sino man ang nagsimula ng blog na to baka malaki ang galit sa mundo. Pwede ba, if you're trying to put down this person na obviously sumisikat na, I don't think kaya mo siyang patumbahin. If you want to put him down, this is because obviously, he's on top of you. Ang baboy niyo naman! Sorry people, but this is really cheap. Think of other more productive things to do. Sorry, looks like the person you're pertaining to is not affected at all. try again next time.
ReplyDeleteTry again next time letter sender. Sobrang cheap mo. Kaya ka ganyan kasi hindi ka pinatulan. This boy na binababoy mo sa blog na to is a fast-rising star. I am sure inggit ka lang at galit dahil dineadma ka. He's know to be isa sa mga pinaka-matitino sa industry. Kaya maghanap ka ng ibang tatalunin. And looks like he's not affected at all. You wanna out him down? Sorry po, hindi kaya ng powers mo siguro yan.
ReplyDeleteSobrang ka-cheapn naman ng letter sender na to! Obviously, he wants to put down this young actor kasi hindi siya pinatulan. He's a fast rising actor na kinaiinggitan ng marami. You wanna put him down? Kaso obviously you can't be better than him siguro. This guys is known to be isa sa mga pinaka-matitinong actors sa industry. So spreading these kinds of things will make him even more sikat. Kaya, pwede ba, kung wala kang magawang matino, maghahanap ka ng ibang mahahala mo na papatulan ka. Obviously, the guy you're pertaining to is not affected at all. Try again next time.
ReplyDeleteMay problema ka ba? Hindi ka lang pinatulan, naninira ka na.
ReplyDeleteHoy Jimboy, wag ka maghanap ng karamay. Medyo kacheapan ang dating mo. Pathetic ka talaga. Why can't you just be happy for the person na sinasabi mo. Kung naiinggit ka, woring move. Lalo mo lang siya pinapasikat. Sige nga, pakita ka ng mukha kung matapang ka. Kaya ayaw mong magpakita ng mukha kasi takot ka at baka hindi mo mapanindigan ang mga accusations mo bakla ka. Maghanap ka ng papatol sayo. Not this person na obviously maganda ang pagpapalaki. Inggitera! :)
ReplyDeleteNatawa ako sa comment na "malamang hipon ang letter sender". Malamang. Letter sender, kung na turndown ka ni M, malamang you're just bitter. Matino si M. Isa sa mga hinahangan for being a good actor at mabait na tao. So, maghanap ka ng ibang sisiraan ok. Or magahanap ka ng iba na papatulan ka. Malamang nga hipon ka ... sarap katawan, tapon ang ulo! Hahaha .... so pwede, manahimik ka na lang dahil lalo kang mababastos.
ReplyDeleteXON
ReplyDeletehahaha!!! salamat sa wikipedia!!! nagsimula ako sa military soap...pati ang school malapit sa edsa shang!!! ang galing naman ng mga commenters.... o talagang hindi ako kafamilu........ i dont know this guy ... dito ko pa nalaman kung sino sha.
XON
ReplyDeletenyek hindi naman cute....
ang saya saya talaga dito sa fp. nakakaaliw na ang mga pinahuhulaan mu mike, mas nakakaaliw pa ang mga nag-kakagulong komentaryo. pati nga sila nag-aaway na. mike ang saya saya talaga ng fp mu. tnx at may ganito!!
ReplyDeletesi M to na religious sounding ang apelyido, well-hung daw kasi nakita nung direktor nya. puppy-dog eyes.
ReplyDeletebase sa aking strong rescources, may nangyari na daw sakanila with E.
ReplyDeleteoMg! i know this guy, nakasabay ko na din siya sa gym.
ReplyDeleteand your saying he should come out so he can be a good role model to the youth???
ReplyDeletesick.
I just opened this and i finally got it!!!! FP this is sooo adicting!
ReplyDeleteKung si M 'to, bading nga sya. BF nya ngayon ang isang commercial model. Yung commercial model may liquor commercial ngayon kasama si R na husband ni J. tinitext ka na ni gf, gawin mong light!
ReplyDeletefinally.. i got it. LOL! check lahat ng clues.. di ko lang ma figure out cno ung ksama ni M na hot teenager.. LOL.. more power FP!!!!
ReplyDeleteAng sender ba ng letter na to ay isang MAKE UP ARTIST? Dahil hindi pinatulan ni M, ay naninira na? i heard kasi na etong make up artist na to ay my ginagwa talgang kalokohan sa G gym..
ReplyDeleteDid a little research. Googled all the young actors in the show's cast. The comments lead to two actors, - one on the cast, the other one on a different show on the same network. I came from the same all-boys school the clues point to but it turns out it's the other guy from another show. The clues were kinda mixed up. The actor in the sauna: M The actor ion the show: AC Cheers!
ReplyDeleteDid you watch his indie film? Ang laki nga ng bulge. at naramdaman ko na rin talaga na may pagka-bading to. He's too cute to be straight. Harharhar!
ReplyDeleteClassmate ko siya sa UP Theater dati. Friends ko yung dalawang ex-GFs niya (na naging magbestfriend eventually). But I have always felt a "certain" vibe from him. I even caught him texting sweet nothings to another guy, also from UP (i know it's rude to peek at another person's cellphone activities, haha).
ReplyDeleteTo think he even trained in mixed martial arts. (Possibly to get "manhandled" and to "manhandle" macho men, haha)
The Next Big Leading Man...duh!
ReplyDeleteHi FP, para talagang teleserye ng mga artista ang blog mo! Binalikan ko to dahil sa recent blog post mo na 'Must you Do that?'
ReplyDeletesaan naman kayang gym sila ang wo work out? mapuntahan nga! LOL
ReplyDeleteI know the other guy na bf daw ni M.....kasama nga siya ni R na asawa ni J, sa isang alak commercial na ang tagline is "gawin mong light". Yung other guy medyo balbon din, Z ang name. may pics sila sa google magkasama sa beach. SA pic nila may girl sa gitna, faghag nila =) the 2 of them are super bagay. When I googled Z's name,picture kaagad nila together ang lumabas.
ReplyDeleteYung BF ni M si Z- Z last name (ano nga sunod nang A sa alphabet?)
ReplyDeleteover over... si M!!! nalokah ko ditey!!!
ReplyDeleteGanito lang yan. No evidence, no truth. Parang sa court lang yan. kailangan magpresent ng evidence. We cannot judge the person without any basis. The sender could be making up stories para manira. We dont know. It could also be true. basta ako, i need eveidence. sabi mo madalas sa gym, eh di mag imbestiga ka pa. Prove your correct bakla.
ReplyDeleteI definitely agree with you. A hearsay will remain hearsay unless proven with facts! Show some evidences and stop making up stories. Get a life!
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